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Published: 2011-12-01 01:40:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 255527; Favourites: 5773; Downloads: 193
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ILU SkyrimEdit: Please... please, no more arrow to the knee jokes. For the love of god.
Edit 2: Sincere thanks to everyone who likes the comic. But I'm closing the comments, I can't stand the constant terrible arrow to the knee jokes.
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Ah Skyrim, never has an AI been so smart and so dumb at once
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This is exactly what happened to me. My character attacks bandit. She hides bandit is like WTF? with an arrow sticking out of his chest. Ah must have been nothing lol.
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I've seen some crazy glitches from sending bones of dead dragons soaring through towns with the raise zombie spell, dragons flying in tight circles for like... 5 maybe 10 minutes straight and a whole bunch of others. 
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I always laugh when that happens in my game... which is a lot
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If you got dragon problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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I put two in his head and he was standing....who the hell made this game?
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I actually did that with a bandit today. Three shots and she just started saying "Is someone there".
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I laughed my head off when I first saw that in the game x'D Everything else is so realistic...then this LOL Brilliantly put together
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I have kept this up on my firefox tabs for a while and I giggle every time I see it. Thank you u.u
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This cracked me up. Seriously. Nice drawing skills, by the way! Loving their expressions
AND. So true! I don't normally use arrows, but sometimes it's just for the fun of them saying "I guess it was just my imagination" when you shoot them. Especially trough the head. Ha, i'll be watching you, these are awesome
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Well the arrow might have hid some center?
Naah, just Skyrim logic at its best
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a mammoth to the face.
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OMG XD
This was exactly what happens to me recently.
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He used to be good at detecting things, but then he took an arrow to the head.
(I swear, that will be the only "arrow to the knee" joke I'll ever make.)
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i like when i shoot em and they come right over where i am, and look straight at me but dont see me. and the do it everytime i shoot em lol.
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It's better when you can pull it off 5 times and they never notice...
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My favourite is when you stand right in front of them and they don't see you.
/proceed to shoot them 'til they die
Love it! XD
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Pffft, I don't even have to hide in the shadows to fool Bandits, I just stand perfectly still
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I had a joke just like this. The AI only goes so far though.
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adventurer divided by arrow plus knee
:U
Gah...math e-o
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Lol forget arow to the nee I took an arow to the head but I'm still an adventurer XD love this game
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LOL of course, sometimes they charge at you and kill you with like 3 hits before you can even sneak up.
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So true.
I was joining the champions so they wanted to test my abilities with a quick fight.
So I keep shooting this guy with arrows and end up making one go through his eye socket, and its just sitting there as he continues to come after me. And of course I am cracking up at the time going "How the hell are you still alive?" .
So he stops says that's enough for today you fought well, all the while the arrow is bobbing up and down with his head.
Needless to say I followed him around watching him talk to people with an arrow in his head.
The whole time I wanted to hear
"I was a young traveller like you until I got an arrow to the head."
He didn't say it D:
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I do it too. -okay- xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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me and my brother say this all the time xD glad someone finally made something of it :3
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So THAT'S why some enemies are so braindead! You got to 'em before me
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That and you can rip the arrows from your body and sell them xD
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What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
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