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There was a man named Scott who drove his car to his friend Steve's house. They were both very stupid, but they were stupid together. Their paranoid neighbour Ethan watched them every day; sure they were up to something. One day, Ethan snapped. As Scott was leaving on his bike (having driven his car into a wall the previous week) Ethan ran outside shouting "It's a conspiracy of fools!" Then, with superhuman strength, he lifted a fridge above his head, and threw it, neatly crushing both Scott and his bike. Then, he moved to Bermuda and vanished forever.

THE END

This is where the 100 words ends. But then, me and my friend both agreed that we felt empty, and cheated. So I wrote more.

What Happened Next
Steve: Steve sat on his porch. He had no friends. He decided to go to the supermarket. Tragically, he was messily devoured in the frozen food section by a rogue container of watermelon yoghurt, and was never seen again.
Scott: Scott awoke to find himiself in a long tunnel. At one end, there was a light. Scott walked towards it. However, he failed to notice the hole in the floor. He fell into it, and vanished forever.
Ethan: Ethan was killed in a freak pizza-making accident in Bermuda.

THE END (again)

But then my friends asked "Watermelon yoghurt? WTF? And what happened to IT?"

What Happened After THAT
The rogue container of watermelon yoghurt was lonely. It had no friends. Of course, being yoghurt, it had never had any friends. Suddenly, it realized that it had no mouth, and thus COULDN'T have messily devoured Steve. It proptly vanished in a puff of logic, and was never seen again.

(really) THE END

Description
There was a man named Scott who drove his car to his friend Steve's house. They were both very stupid, but they were stupid together. Their paranoid neighbour Ethan watched them every day; sure they were up to something. One day, Ethan snapped. As Scott was leaving on his bike (having driven his car into a wall the previous week) Ethan ran outside shouting "It's a conspiracy of fools!" Then, with superhuman strength, he lifted a fridge above his head, and threw it, neatly crushing both Scott and his bike. Then, he moved to Bermuda and vanished forever.

THE END

This is where the 100 words ends. But then, me and my friend both agreed that we felt empty, and cheated. So I wrote more.

What Happened Next
Steve: Steve sat on his porch. He had no friends. He decided to go to the supermarket. Tragically, he was messily devoured in the frozen food section by a rogue container of watermelon yoghurt, and was never seen again.
Scott: Scott awoke to find himiself in a long tunnel. At one end, there was a light. Scott walked towards it. However, he failed to notice the hole in the floor. He fell into it, and vanished forever.
Ethan: Ethan was killed in a freak pizza-making accident in Bermuda.

THE END (again)

But then my friends asked "Watermelon yoghurt? WTF? And what happened to IT?"

What Happened After THAT
The rogue container of watermelon yoghurt was lonely. It had no friends. Of course, being yoghurt, it had never had any friends. Suddenly, it realized that it had no mouth, and thus COULDN'T have messily devoured Steve. It proptly vanished in a puff of logic, and was never seen again.

(really) THE END