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Your name is JASPERS LALONDE and you've FINALLY snagged some time to yourself. Since arriving on LOYAO, you have been UP TO YOUR COWLICKS in imps. Now that they're finally dead and you've gathered the grist they've dropped, you believe you've earned a much-needed alchemizing session. What will you do first?
>Jaspers: Combine personal writing and Prince Caspian book

Before alchemizing anything else, you get right down to business. Due to a freak accident pre-entry, your much-beloved copy of PRINCE CASPIAN ended up in your Strife Specibus. Thankfully, it's managed to survive a valiant battle against several imps, but you don't want to risk tainting the novel any longer. You need something else to put in your Bookkind specibus.
Bringing "Prince Caspian" out, as well as your own personal notebook, you create the GRIMOIRE FOR SUMMONING THE ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS.
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You pick the book up and test how it feels in your hands. It's thick, hard-covered, and feels rather ominous. You almost feel as though you shouldn't have this book in your possession. In short, and if you'll pardon the pun, this book is the CAT'S MEOW.
>Jaspers: Equip Grimoire to Strife specibus.

Now wait just a second there, friend. You have not even read this book yet. No way are you going to use it for battle unless you know what it contains. What if the imps bleed on it? Then you'll never be able to read its secrets!
But then there's also the possibility that after you read it, you won't want to use it as a weapon. What a shame, given its weight, but you won't stand for it. No good bookworm would.
>Jaspers: Equip personal writing to Strife specibus, then.

Are you nuts? Use your PERSONAL writing as a weapon? What if it falls into the wrong hands? That would surely lead to DISASTER! You curse yourself for even allowing that preposterous idea to cross your mind.
But now there's the issue that your copy of PRINCE CASPIAN is now your only method of defense. You've got to put SOMETHING in your Strife deck!
>Jaspers: Just frigging equip your Strife deck!

Your incoherent screams of distress seemed to be coherent enough for your CROSSWORD MODUS to release a piece of string you picked up to fill some space in your Sylladex. The thread floats into a waiting Strife card. You are now the owner of the STRINGKIND specibus.
SON OF A BITCH! You can't see this ever coming in handy, now or in the future. You resort to screaming some more at your new Strife specibus.
>Jaspers: Leave your Strife specibi alone for a little while.

Whoa, some ART? From ME?! Surely this must be an illusion!
Just some concept/ what-if art for a super awesome AU. Speaking of which, any Homestuck who does not read Guidestuck yet really should. There's more-or-less-daily updates, the characters are super cute, and Scarvenrot (the brains behind the masterpiece) is super sweet and funny. You peeps should check her out, too!
(Scarvenrot, if you're reading this, I lvoe you and your AU. Also, gomen I can't quality.)

Guidestuck (c) [link]
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Description
Your name is JASPERS LALONDE and you've FINALLY snagged some time to yourself. Since arriving on LOYAO, you have been UP TO YOUR COWLICKS in imps. Now that they're finally dead and you've gathered the grist they've dropped, you believe you've earned a much-needed alchemizing session. What will you do first?
>Jaspers: Combine personal writing and Prince Caspian book

Before alchemizing anything else, you get right down to business. Due to a freak accident pre-entry, your much-beloved copy of PRINCE CASPIAN ended up in your Strife Specibus. Thankfully, it's managed to survive a valiant battle against several imps, but you don't want to risk tainting the novel any longer. You need something else to put in your Bookkind specibus.
Bringing "Prince Caspian" out, as well as your own personal notebook, you create the GRIMOIRE FOR SUMMONING THE ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS.
==>

You pick the book up and test how it feels in your hands. It's thick, hard-covered, and feels rather ominous. You almost feel as though you shouldn't have this book in your possession. In short, and if you'll pardon the pun, this book is the CAT'S MEOW.
>Jaspers: Equip Grimoire to Strife specibus.

Now wait just a second there, friend. You have not even read this book yet. No way are you going to use it for battle unless you know what it contains. What if the imps bleed on it? Then you'll never be able to read its secrets!
But then there's also the possibility that after you read it, you won't want to use it as a weapon. What a shame, given its weight, but you won't stand for it. No good bookworm would.
>Jaspers: Equip personal writing to Strife specibus, then.

Are you nuts? Use your PERSONAL writing as a weapon? What if it falls into the wrong hands? That would surely lead to DISASTER! You curse yourself for even allowing that preposterous idea to cross your mind.
But now there's the issue that your copy of PRINCE CASPIAN is now your only method of defense. You've got to put SOMETHING in your Strife deck!
>Jaspers: Just frigging equip your Strife deck!

Your incoherent screams of distress seemed to be coherent enough for your CROSSWORD MODUS to release a piece of string you picked up to fill some space in your Sylladex. The thread floats into a waiting Strife card. You are now the owner of the STRINGKIND specibus.
SON OF A BITCH! You can't see this ever coming in handy, now or in the future. You resort to screaming some more at your new Strife specibus.
>Jaspers: Leave your Strife specibi alone for a little while.

Whoa, some ART? From ME?! Surely this must be an illusion!
Just some concept/ what-if art for a super awesome AU. Speaking of which, any Homestuck who does not read Guidestuck yet really should. There's more-or-less-daily updates, the characters are super cute, and Scarvenrot (the brains behind the masterpiece) is super sweet and funny. You peeps should check her out, too!
(Scarvenrot, if you're reading this, I lvoe you and your AU. Also, gomen I can't quality.)

Guidestuck (c) [link]
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie