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I don't know what he's looking at but judging by his eyeballs still in his head, it isn't too graphic....
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"You idiots did WHAT?!"
--- Garble to his cronies, when the latter had pulled a scheme that was hairbrained and idiotic even by their standards.
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"Garble, we already told you three times, we did what was suppose to be impossible: We nicked that pony princess Celestia's crown! And without any-pony noticing! I'm not still sure how we even managed to pull that off..."
--- Puff, to Garble, showing him Princess Celestia's crown.
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Garble: [Shaking his head] "No...there's no way...this has to be a fake, or a bomb, or a magic trap that's gonna turn us all into cake; or something. How do three DRAGONS be stealthy anyway?! And how did you even get near the stupid pony city without causing a panic?!"
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Fume: "We told the ponies at the city gates that we were renovators from Fillydelphia, dragons from Dragon-town hired for heavy lifting."
Garble: [Incredulous] "And they bloody bought that?!"
Vex: "We were wearing hard-hats and repair-pony clothes we borrowed from a props shop, and they WERE apparently expecting some-pony to fix the roof of Princess Celestia's bedchambers. Something about a size-shifting spell..."
Garble: "Never mind the reason for it! How did you get pass the royal guards at the palace and Princess Celestia herself?! At least one of them is bound to figure out you aren't the people they were expecting..."
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Fume: "Oh, that. We WERE stopped by some Royal Guards who tried to grill us about not having nametags, but when we said we'd lost ours they just grumbled and let us go. Apparently whoever the REAL dragon workers worked for is kinda known for not being good with keeping up with those things. Go figure."
Vex: "As for Sunbutt...well, we didn't see her. We DID hear some maids chatting while we were pretending to work, though: something about her hitting her head on the ceiling... Huh, maybe THAT'S what happened with the size-shifting spell...."
Garble: "Okay, okay...so you got REALLY, REALLY lucky, twice. How did you actually GET her crown and sneak it out? It couldn't have just been laying out in the open for anydrake to swipe..."
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Puff: "Not exactly. Apparently, it was always stored in a secret safe that's hidden in the wall that only Princess Celestia and Luna knew about. Trouble was, apparently part of the wall also got crushed during the Princess' size-shifting accident, and no-pony noticed the safe buried among the rubble of masonry, or the fact that it got crushed open too."
Vex: "Needless to say, we took the crown and swapping it with this painted steel copy with glitter-glued fake gemstones we brought with us."
Garble: "And the sneaking the real deal out?"
Fume: "We had a number of ideas; like putting it in a lunchbox and 'accidentally' dumped it along with the masonry through the window into the garbage heap, right outside the palace, or bribe one of the ponies to sneak it out as a tourist during the castle hours. But in the end, we settled down on one daring plan..."
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