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QueenCold β How (not) to pick up girls
Published: 2014-04-05 00:12:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 24902; Favourites: 377; Downloads: 0
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Well you have to be a little weird to pick up girls, after all, how are they gonna know that you're different? If they don't they'll just cheat on you because they get the thought that all guys are the same in their heads....
And vice versa with dudes....
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You don't have to be all that different per se, just reliable and not a jerk.
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I repeat last statement and stand by it. (and it's really easy to take advantage of someone who is too reliable....)
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Being comedic also helps.
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This depiction could not be any more realistic. Good work.
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oh no and the front of a pretty dragon girl .
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Girl dragon in that last panel is like: What the F*ck?
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I'm like that in every conversation with girls. Β Even if I'm not picking them up.
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The good news? He has her attention.
The bad news? She might think he is a weirdo.
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Yeah, she just might.
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It ain't easy being a Dragon.
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That secound panel reminds me I just can't remember something from an old movie i think.
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What are you talking about? That's a perfectly legitimate way to pick up girls! Hell, it's how I met my second girlfriend.
...I've never had a second girlfriend.
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Oh well, you only need one anyway.
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And then he got punched and then his face got even more creepy. Plus he got a black eye.
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The girl is too confused to give much of a reaction. Maybe that's for the better.
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That girl does seem interested in what is going on, and this seems like an out of context panic moment when he is trying to find something to say.
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Well, it certainly is "interesting". But yes, that was full blown panic on his part.
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I get the feeling the girl started it by just saying hello, and he just went "Uhh, uhhh," and then this comic was made.
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Not as bad as my brothers pick up line: "Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face is all smushed and weird."
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I imagine his face comes out the same way if he tries that line one too many times.
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well it is fun thing to do only not atractive
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Well, he seems less like he's trying to pick up that girl and more like he's just hanging out with a friend who's a girl.
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It's the first thing he says to her, because he's that nervous.
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She`s all like: "Why am i even talking with this guy?"
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He had basically worked up the courage to walk up to her, but when he had to speak, that courage vanished and this is the first thing that came to mind.
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Typical. Just as you finally worked up the courage to talk with a pretty girl you know, you instantly fuck it up by saying something really stupid.
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Suddenly i'm reminded of this: www.vgcats.com/super/images/12β¦
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That's sort of what's going on. He just blurted it out, since he was incredibly nervous.
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coulda been worse.
he could have said something creepy
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that female dragon was kinda cute (for a dragon). Good job on that ^^
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That female dragon didn't know how to react to that.
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Honestly would you be able to know how to react if you met someone who could contort their face in a freakish manner? XD
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Good point. Either that, or she has a VERY GOOD poker face.
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That's one way to put it.
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Yeah everyone can do that. It's called "bitter beer face."
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If that won't arouse her, I don't know what will.Β
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Looks like he aged with his... Trick..
I really like her design though, she's cute.
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