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QueenCold β How (not) to pick up girls
Published: 2014-04-05 00:12:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 24902; Favourites: 377; Downloads: 0
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You've all tried to impress girls with your broken faces? Ouch!
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Don't act like you haven't.
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He can do Burgess Meredith impressions?
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And so the dragons died out, because male dragons are appaerantly lousy at picking up girls.
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That would be the saddest way for a species to go.
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Like the Ents from Lord of the Rings... the Entwives all moved on because the Ents were boring them to death.
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I haven't watched or read Lord of the Rings. Maybe I should.
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Heh, everybody should. It's quite a read, though!
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My fiancΓ© has the book. It's quite large!
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Seriously? That happened in LoTR?
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Yup! That's why Treebeard and the Ents of Fangorn are some of the last in the world. The Entwives chose self-extinction over having to spend time bored to death around the Ents. Kinda like my relationships...
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Wow... Tolkien had an interesting sense of humor then...
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She is quite pretty for a dragon.
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Breaking your face isn't something to be proud of
by any stretch of your imagination, buddy.
Next time, mention something worthwhile instead.
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I thought I could escape Kyo, I have never been so wrong.
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He's very nervous and probably didn't mean to blurt that out in the first place.
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YO! This was featured on Equestria Daily.
Congratulations, you've earned your first welcome back present!
www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04β¦
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...I don't think this would work for any male of any species trying to pick up a female.
except possibly Gronkles
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Some "battle scars" don't impress the girls.
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Especially if said scars make you look like Popeye.
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Grats on EQD!Β www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04β¦
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that last panel reminds me of the heavy breathing meme
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Tell him the truth "I don't think that's the thing to bring up right now,or ever".
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Let alone the first thing.
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I admire his bravery and confidence or maybe he's a clueless lad.
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He needs to cut his losses and move on.
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We need more dragon comics like this.
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Well, do some only on some occasions then.
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if he lucky maybe she into dragons with broken faces
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