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For those of you who did not know...I AM SUPER CRAZY EXCITED FOR PORTAL 2
I've been annoying my family with clips and news about it. ;_; SO CLOSE.
Anyway, IGN's hosting a comic that bridges the gap between the first and second games . It centers around Doug Rattman, the guy who left all the graffiti back in those maintenance areas (AKA, 'The cake is a lie' is famous because of this guy, haha).
SO I DREW HIM 'cause he's pretty awesome.
And look, more (Mostly) lineless! : D I actually had tons of fun with this one!
Tablet and GIMP
Doug Rattman belongs to Valve
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Poor Doug. Everything just wasn't going his way at the office.
I think you drew him... a bit too sane to tell you the truth. Tighten the pupils and then he would look a lot closer to he does in the comic.
Maybe he's on his medication here.
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For sure. :C
I think you're right, he definitely looks too sane, and yeah, I agree that it's definitely his eyes. What do you mean by tighten the pupils, though? Like make them smaller, or...?
That's always a possibility, too, haha.
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Yeah. I think that if the pupils were smaller, they'd give the impression of insanity.
Also, unless I am wrong, weren't Doug's eyes blue?
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Alright, I'll try that out.
And yeah, they were, but when I drew this I couldn't remember what color they were hahaha. D: I can probably fix them.
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You are one of the few people I have seen that drew Ratman in their own style and made it look very nice,good job^^FAVED
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Well, thank you!! I'm so glad you like it! : D And thanks for the fave, too!
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Nice job, I really liked Rattman after reading the comics ^^
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Thanks! I liked him too, hahaha. He's pretty awesome. : D
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Haha, my family is annoyed out of their minds from me blabbing on and on about it.
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Awwww, haha. I'm sure my family is/was, too, haha.
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Oh looks awesome!! You made him so cuteee
LOL but I totally thought it was
[link]
from A Scanner Darkly for a second xDD
disregard that, my eyes are crazy xDD
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Thanks! ;_;
Haha, I've never seen that movie, so that would have been QUITE A FEAT.
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Dang it, I never commented on this. I love it. The eyes, the expression, and the hint of the cube. He looks beaten, but a bit defiant too. nice work.
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Thank you so much! ;_; I'm glad you like it!
I'm so glad everybody likes his eyes, haha. I wasn't so sure I succeeded in getting the 'beaten but wired' look, haha...
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Well, he IS a paranoid schizophrenic, but that saved his life.
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Yes indeed. At least for a while!
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And he died honorably. (places hand over heart)
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(raises glass to Doug Rattmann)
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And to the faithful companion cube. They could speak, but never threatened to stab anyone. (raises glass)
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And never forget the sacrifice they all must face. *Toasts again*
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And to the G-man, who I am certain is somehow involved with all of this.
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Well... Why not? I could see it. *Toasts*
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Yeah.... I have this theory the G-man will show up at the end of Portal 2 to dump Chell into the Halflife storyline... IDK though.
(just drinks) Do you have any toasts/theories?
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That would be so crazy, hahaha. And it would prove G-Man is not human since Portal 2 apparently takes place hundreds of years after the first one, y'know?
Mmm, not too many at this point. I am SOOOOO hoping that Chell gets to explore or discover the Borealis, though. And if she does, I have a theory that there is something really terrible in there, haha... But I honestly have no idea.
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yeah, but considering how they said that Chell is important to the halflife story line (infact has a relationship with one of the characters) either time travel will be involved (which knowing Cave Johnson could be involved in his search for a mattress) or they were lying about the "hundreds of years" to throw us off.
Well, there IS that Borealis related trophy... GLaDOS could send Chell there for an "Experiment" after all...
What is your theory exactly?
(looks at time) wow, I just checked.
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I could see something like time-travel happening. Maybe not even with a machine, per se, but I mean, there's so much dangerous technology around that I could see somebody getting sucked into a wormhole or something, haha.
Although I could definitely see a machine, too.
Exactly. I'm just hoping we get to explore, and not just get a glimpse of the Borealis through a window or something.
Mmm, it's not very well-formed, haha. That's pretty much the extent of it. I'm trying not to make too many theories.
I'm also just a TEENY bit wary of Rattman actually being dead, although he probably is and I just don't want him to be, haha.
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Especially with those non judmental pneumatic vents.
What if we just glimpsed, but GLaDOS talked about it? She DID sign the forms for it...
I don't want him to be dead either. I'm kinda worried we're going to find his body though.
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Haha, yes.
Yeah, the Borealis has the potential to be really chilling (Especially because GLaDOS signed the forms). 
Augh, me too. I don't wanna stumble across his body. :C I would be a sad, sad panda!
I had an idea last night, although it's more just a really cool fantasy than a theory. I think it would be awesome if we eventually got to dismantle GLaDOS with the Gravity Gun or something, haha...
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Dang it, now I want it more and I can't play it until May!!!
I think it may have to do with the fact it... just disappeared. You know?
So would I! It would be like Mark Meltzer all over again (Do you know who that is?)
That, would be cool. But I think the Portal Gun is the only way to go for that game.
I keep on having this idea about after Chell arrives in the HL storyline (just go with me here) Considering how "Aperture" She is, I don't think she would get along with Kleiner that well. Especially if she brought along Wheatley and a companion cube. And then, well, since she's always used the portal gun (and that gets brought too. And the Long Fall Boots) she fights rather,... differently. Like jumping off of cliffs to portal into enemies and stuff.
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You have to wait until May?! :C
Haha, yeah, that would have something to do with it, I imagine!
I... I don't know who that is. D:
Yeah, that is a good point. It's pretty unique in that you have only one gun.
Ah hahaha, I think it would be really interesting to see her in the HL universe! And I wonder if the Portal Gun creates portals on natural surfaces, like dirt or rock? Or uneven surfaces, for that matter.
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Yep. My computer will probably explode if I attempt to play it on my computer (I have trouble playing Portal 1!) so, I have to wait until May and I can get my hand on the PS3 copy.
Mhm.
Ah, he's from Bioshock 2. There was an ARG before it. Mark Meltzer was a normal person who realized that girls were... you know what? I can't explain how BA he is. Read here. [link] I don't know how much you know about Bioshock so.. this may be easier. Just, trust me, he wasn't intended to be in the game but the fans loved him so. And then he gets THAT ending...
I bet they would. Unless they were made of the "non portal" surfaces. At the very least, she would be good for spying.
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Awww! Yeah, I'm pretty sure my computer would not be able to play it, either. D: Which is a shame, because then I'm stuck with the 360 version. AWW WELL.
Wow, this guy does sound pretty awesome. I still want to play both of the Bioshocks eventually, haha... Then I'll know more about this guy!
Yeah, it would be really awesome if it could. Imagine just flying around forests and stuff (Just so long as you were properly outfitted, of course 
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At least you get to play it right away!!!
He took on Bioshock 2, by himself, unspliced, with only a REVOLVER. And he would have won. You would know him best through the ARG though, so you might as well read that. Plus since Mark knows nothing about Rapture, you don't need to either.
LONG FALL BOOTS!
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True.
Ahh, okay.
I WANT SOME.
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Yep.
Tell me what you think, okay?
ME TOO! AND CAKE!
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I think this game is huge, haha. I also think I'm going to be on the wiki for a while.
I WANT CAKE. :C
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Yeah... I don't blame you. Just do NOT listen to the Splicer clips late at night. If any game deserves an M rating, it's Bioshock.
ME TOO!!! But the stores are closed...
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Haha, okay! Noted, thank you.
DARN YOU, STORES.
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You're welcome.
DARN YOU REFRIGERATOR!
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DARN THE INABILITY TO CREATE CAKE AT A SNAP OF MY FINGERS!
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