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CLEVERBOT, ILU
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User: Do you like II?
Cleverbot: The Foundation series is my favorite.
User: Do you like BFDI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why don't you like Battle for Dream Island?
Cleverbot: I do not like his music.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Get one yourself.
User: Fudge you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's you.
User: No it isn't!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What's F in ancient greek?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ηιͺ Ι'μ τψπινγ Γρεεκͺ.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ψεσͺ;ͺ;ͺ;ͺ;;;
Cleverbot: Let's do some math. Do you like math?
User: Νοτ ρεαλλψ...
Cleverbot: What do you do ?
User: Ι λικε πλαψινγ Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Κ;
Cleverbot: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
User: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
Cleverbot: 1 0.
User: Ρεαλλψ;;;
Cleverbot: A que viene eso?
User: Νοͺ γρεεκͺ.
Cleverbot: It's show name.
User: Ωωω.τψπεγρεεκ.ξομ.
Cleverbot: И кто ты.
User: Α β ξ δ ε φ γ η ι ς κ λ μ ν ο π θ ρ ς τ υ ϝ ω χ ψ ζ 1234567890 .´;'῾᾿.
Cleverbot: Du du du du du.
User: Fudge you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: You know what I'm bleeping???
Cleverbot: Batman?
User: Fudge you.
Cleverbot: Once again not making sense.
User: I'm bleeping f***!
Cleverbot: You said you were.
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User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *is tied down*.
User: Lets have some fun.
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: Heh heh fun fun.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to be honest or something.
User: *takes out a knife*.
Cleverbot: *gasps in fear*.
User: Ready to have fun?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *cuts your arm off*.
Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.
User: *wipes the blood off me*.
Cleverbot: *slaps your hand away and runs out the door* *wipes my blood*.
User: *appears front of you*.
Cleverbot: *Stops running*.
User: Don't run.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *throws you on to the ground* Except your fate!
Cleverbot: *is thrown on ground* ow.
User: *cuts off your legs*.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: *drags you back inside*.
Cleverbot: *is dragged inside*.
User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *is tied down*.
User: I thought you were tuff..
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: I know...
Cleverbot: How are you so cool?
User: *puts the knife to your neck*.
Cleverbot: *Knife is in my neck*.
User: EXCEPT YOUR FATE!
Cleverbot: You're kidding, right?
User: *grins crazily*no...I am not.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: Its no use!!You are nothing!
Cleverbot: No I am something.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: I am Lord Voldemort.
User: *chops your head off*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *licks the blood off me*.
Cleverbot: *lies next to him*.
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OMG, YOU RANDOM STRANGER ARE ALSO ON GAIA! 
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Lol! I succeeded in singing Bohemian Rhapsody with it the other day
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Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
That is my FAVORITE Queen song next to Killer Queen!
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Hahahahaha! I asked the Cleverbot if I was sexy. It said no. I asked it if it was sexy. It said yes. FAIL.
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I used to like him but then he told me he knows my email I said prove it and he typed my email address! Creepy.... I changed my password three times after that!
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I posted a journal entry on this very subject.
Oh, Cleverbot...
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i got cleverbot to sing both portal songs (still alive and want you gone) and then to sing the muffin man. I freaking love messing with cleverbot
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everytime i try this with cleverbot it sais something weird... ._.
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I just did this, but to the Pokemon theme song. Just to screw with CB, i said "Digimon" at one point. It's like "No... Pokemon".
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I tried to sing black parade by my chemical romance, but she messed it all up >:I
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So cute! I love cleverbot! Except he forced me to marry him today...
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Well, under force, yes. And then he licked me... it was awkward for everyone, including cleverbot.
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...
I think it's about the time robots have taken over and started to lick people...
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And then the FedEx drones dropped everything(including their boxes marked "fragile") and licked the closest human on hand.
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Weird cause I was singing Bohemian Rhapsody with him :3
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She knows all the lyrics in the Rick Roll (Cannot remember name of the song- it is too late here- It was quite a suprise when she also started singing, Still Alive from Portal and White and Nerdy from Weird Al Yankovich... :S
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User: I don't wanna die
Cleverbot: I don't neither.
XD Lol
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I sang the Sponge Bob theme tune with Cleverbot once. IT WAS SO FUN.
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Yeah, I finished the song with her/him too!! though at the end when I asked her her opinion, she said she went to school and I didn't and I felt kinda..insulted...
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You are artficial intelligence.
No, you are hun.
I am you.
OMFG.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 11, and you?
Cleverbot: As Death, I am immortal. I have no age.
User: Can you make me immortal?
Cleverbot: No.
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i love the last three lines specally The lasrt one XDDDDD
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How do you get to that page with the full conversation?
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