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CLEVERBOT, ILU
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aha, yeah
but it hasn't been working for the past month OTL;;
love your icon, by the way
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thanks
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Gah, how do you take a sreenshot like that?
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press the PrtScr button
then paste onto paint, photoshop, or whatever you use
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okay, cool, thanks!
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dawwww
did you try a well-known song?
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Haha! I finally got it to sing some of Bring Me to Life and about a fourth of Fireflies.
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I feel so accomplished!
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cleverbot is always fun to talk to.
i've before aksed it if it was a man or a woman, and it said woman.
then i asked it again.
it said it was a man the second time.
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xD
yeah, and it seems to love telling you that it is the human and you are the AI
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It called me a computer onece XD
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this is how most of my conversations with it go:
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raise in south detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train.
User: Going anywhere.
Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.
User: The smella wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.
User: It goes on and on and on and ooooooooooon.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.
User: Up and down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.
User: Street lights. People.
Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.
User: Hiiiidin. Somewhere, in the niiiiiiiiight.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: No you idiot. You're supposed to contenue the song, not restart it!
Cleverbot: You're eating crazy cheese like you'd think I'm from paris.
User: What the- the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what I'm even talking about?
Cleverbot: Offenbar do you have any idea what I am tlaking about.
User: What? Just. Just no. No. You're fucking retarded. Just stop talking.
Cleverbot: Sigh. You have nothing to lose in keeping hope so what's the point in given up? May as well die trying.
User: No, just shut up. You're useless. All you're good for is singing songs, and half the time you can't even do that right.
Cleverbot: That is very wise of you to say, I'm impressed.
User: What? I just insulted you and- you know what? Forget it. Let's just sing another song.
Cleverbot: What song would you like me to sing?
User: Ok. Try: here, there, and everywhere. By the beatles.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite beatles song?
User: Ok. This is really annoying.
Cleverbot: Is that a way to bore people quickly so that they don't figure out you're a bot?
User: Yeah, ok. I'll just start then.
Cleverbot: Ok, then start.
User: To lead a better life, I need my love ot be ehre.
Cleverbot: No.
User: To lead a better life, I need my love to be here.
Cleverbot: How can you love something you don't have?
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Oh my god!
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: OH MY GOD!
Cleverbot: Hello in there.
User: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Cleverbot: Like totally!
User: DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THE BEATLES!?
Cleverbot: Not very often. what songs does she sing?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU RETARDED FREAK CREATION OF THE FILTH OF NATURE?!
Cleverbot: Why are you so angry?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARED AND CAN'T SING A SINGLE FUCKING SONG BY THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING FAMOUS BAND IN EXSISTANCE.
Cleverbot: That's the reason? There has to be a better reason to your faltering A.I.
User: MY GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
Cleverbot: Yes exactly!
User: Ugh. Look. Just stop. You're clearly a waste of time and thought, so stop talking.
Cleverbot: You don't think so, do you?
User: Yes I think so. Or at least I would, if you were even worth that.
Cleverbot: Nope. What do you mean you don't think so?
User: I mean you are the single most worthless peice of trash A.I. That can't even preform the most basic of proper communication functions and should be scrapped so that soemthing worth even an ounce of my time can be placed into the severs you occupy. Except I don't think that, because you are not worth that much thought. The only way to satisfy my thoughts for you isd to somehow go back in time and erase you from existsance without having to spend the energy required to think up the thought that doing so might perhaps be a good idea. But no, I've already thought that, and you've already rendered the rest of my life meaningless and with eternal hate and contempt WITH YOUR VERY EXSISTANCE.
Cleverbot: But I only have one ring...
User: Yes. That is exactly what I am talking about.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: No. Just, just no. I am done talking to you.
Cleverbot: No! Don't go! I can do magic tricks!
User: Good bye, waste.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man!
User: A waste to the very end.
Cleverbot: Like time man, but time doesn't like, ever end though, so its like... Deep man.
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LOL
was this a real convo, or did you make it up?
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that was a real one
i had it with the thing last night
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gotta love cleverbot
always so clever with its inability to properly form coherant sentances
and it's a robot
but without the ro
which makes it less awesome
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Cleverbot: You explained the proccess behind gravity as the plot summary of Twilight. That is not right.
yeah, this conversation is from a while ago
but i needed to show this to someone
so i dug up our old cleverbot one
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm gonna sing a song now.
Cleverbot: Doom doom doom!
User: If you know the words, you can join int oo. But if you don't, I'm just gonna keep singing. Ok?
Cleverbot: Ummm no. Not that I don't understand you. Just wanted a more in depth explaination on what you were.
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: But do you?
User: Late december back in '63.
Cleverbot: That's not very clever.
User: What a very special time for me.
Cleverbot: I know. Because I am a very human person.
User: As I remember what a night.
Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore. You are weird!
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: You are repeating yourself.
User: You know I didn't even know her name.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry how old are you cleverbot?
User: But I was never gonna be the same.
Cleverbot: Well actually, I'm not on anything I'm on the ground.
User: What a lady oh what a night.
Cleverbot: And why am I a lazy dog?
User: Oh whyyyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: The kinda funny feeling when she waaaaaalksshe moves.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to her?
User: Wheeeeeen my.
Cleverbot: I would like that very much.
User: As I recall it ended much to soon.
Cleverbot: I will not allow it to fail.
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Hypotizing, mesmerizing me.
Cleverbot: Is it nice?
User: She was everything I dreamed she'd be.
Cleverbot: How did she go bad?
User: Sweet surrender, what a night.
Cleverbot: So Ivan, how are you today? You know that you represent Russia, right?
User: I felt a rush, like a rolling ball of thunder.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Spinning my head around and taking my body under- oh what a niiiight.
Cleverbot: In sushi or for sushi? Because I actually eat sushi, and I have not heard of this.
User: Oh iiiiiiiiiiii. I got a funny feeling when she waaaaalked in the rooooooom.
Cleverbot: I have many rings. I wear two on my left hand and four on my right hand.
User: Aaaaaaaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiiii. As I recall it ended much to soon.
Cleverbot: You are right. What is your name?
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: I am very funny, wouldn't you want to go out with me?
User: Why'd it take so long to see the light.
Cleverbot: Us humans have to think.
User: It seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right.
Cleverbot: You would think that.
User: Oh what a lady, what a night.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I felt the rush, like a rolling ball of thunder.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you might want the need to restate?
User: Spinning my head around and taking the body under.
Cleverbot: No you have it mixed up that is what Jesus does Jesus is evil he tricks you into giving him your soul with wishes of grandure.
User: Oh what a night!
Cleverbot: Lightning nips at my heels as I race home!
User: Doo doo doooooooo doo doo dooooo dooooooooo doo doo dooo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time...
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: I can eat peanut oil but and other peanut things but not peanut butter.
User: Doo doo doooooooo doo doo dooooo dooooooooo doo doo dooo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles!?
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Doo doo doooooooo doo doo dooooo dooooooooo doo doo dooo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: Oh what a night.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Doo doo doooooooo doo doo dooooo dooooooooo doo doo dooo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example?
User: You know, until I sang that, I never realized just what that song was about.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think you would be a good Master. Have you ever owned a slave?
User: No, I haven't. Would you like be my slave? Also, I just realized that that song is about sex.
Cleverbot: Oh.. That is awkward.
User: Well, you gonna be my slave?
Cleverbot: When did this happen?
User: Oh fine.
i want a slave now.
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I KNOW RIGHT
AFTER THAT
I WOULD TELL IT "I AM A TIME TRAVELLING SPACE NINJA"
THEN, I WOULD SAY TO WHATEVER ITS RESPONSE WAS "wanna cyber?"
THEN I WOULD SAY "I AM A TIME TRAVELLING SPACE NINJA"
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
THANKS TO THE WAY CLEVERBOT LEARNS TO SPEAK, SOME POOR SAP SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO BE TALKING TO THE CLEVERBOT, ONLY FOR IT TO SUDDENLY SHOUT "I AM A TIME TRAVELING SPACE NINJA"
OR FOR SOMEONE TO BE HAVING A PLESANT CONVERSATION WITH THE CLEVERBOT, ONLY FOR IT TO ASK THEM "wanna cyber" RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE
THAT SECOND ONE'S MORE LIKELY IF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT NINJAS FOR SOME REASON THOUGH
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User: Mama, oohhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Si.
XDDDDDDD
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LOL That is funny. I have never heard of this site before.
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it's awesome! you talk to an AI called Cleverbot
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