HOME | DD

QuinntheConqueror — Gamzee x Reader: How DARE You
Published: 2013-08-05 03:44:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 43698; Favourites: 591; Downloads: 9
Redirect to original
Description You felt your blood boil at the sight of the sopor-stoned indigo-blood zoning out next to you. How dare he; stand so close to you and pull you in deeper into these flushed feelings. You really shouldn't have been thinking that, considering he was a highblood and could probably kill you at any moment. But-just-how dare he be so insufferably adorable-
“Hey, sis! I didn't all up and motherfuckin’ notice you.”
“Oh really? Well, I totally didn’t ‘all up and motherfuckin’ notice you’ either!”
“Huh, that’s funny. Thought one of us probably would’ve noticed the other sooner or later.” You gritted your teeth. He wasn’t allowed to be that stupidly cute!
“Well, Makara, maybe a highblood like you should pay more attention to his surroundings!”
“Sis, you know I don’t give a motherfuck about the hemospectrum. Hell, i’d be cutting out some pretty good matesprits if I did.” Was that a wink?
“What do you mean by that?” You snapped at him angrily.
“Woah sis, chill out!”
“Chill out? Can’t you see how AMAZINGLY chilled I am right now? I’m downright freezing. Go ahead, touch me.”
Fuck.
A blush erupted over your face as he lightly laid a hand on your cheek.
“I dunno sis, you feel pretty motherfuckin’ hot to me.” Then he smirked. “Look pretty motherfuckin’ hot too.” He looked out into the distance for a moment. “I’d better get going. See ya around, sis.”
You watched as he walked away.
You laid in your bed, your mind wandering to the capricious troll once again.
“He’s too dumb to realize my feelings. Heck, he’s probably too dumb to realize his own, if he has any.” You thought back to the conversation you two had earlier.
“Wait a minute...’Look pretty motherfuckin’ hot too’?” Something in your brain clicked.
“GAMZEE MAKARA!”
You stomped up to him the next day, fuming with rage or sexual tension (you hadn't quite sorted out which).
“A PICKUP LINE? A HALF-ASSED PICKUP LINE?”
“Hey, sis, you motherfuckin’ got it!”
“Ugh, don’t play with my feelings like this! I know you don’t like me in that way, Gamzee!”
“Why would you motherfuckin’ think that?”
“B-because what if people judge you for having a matesprit who’s blood is so much l-lower than yours...”
A tall frame wrapped it’s lanky arms around your body.
“Sis, don’t be sad. If they think that way then i’ll motherfuckin’ scare them away with my ‘highblood abilities’.”
“But-”
“_____, how many times do I have to tell you that I don’t care about my blood color? Like I said yesterday, I would lose a lot of good matesprit opportunities if I did.” He paused for a minute. “‘Specially you, I can’t lose you.” He spoke lazily, resting his chin on the top of your head. He suddenly pulled you up so his level, supporting you with his arms. You swatted his cheek gently.
“What the motherfuck was that for, sis?”
“For not admitting your feelings earlier.”
You pulled him into a kiss, pushing your lips together hungrily. You stayed like that for a while until your air supply was running short.
“That was for having them.” You murmured quietly, resting your head on his shoulder. Gamzee chuckled.
“It’s hard to imagine not, sis.”
Related content
Comments: 128

CrazedFandomFreak In reply to ??? [2019-04-07 02:50:21 +0000 UTC]

   

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Krontriolle In reply to CrazedFandomFreak [2019-04-08 23:54:46 +0000 UTC]

   

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

CrazedFandomFreak In reply to Krontriolle [2019-04-09 19:12:48 +0000 UTC]

         

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

quirkyDeparted [2016-12-21 06:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Ab$olutely adorable.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

CreepyartYT [2016-07-01 13:59:59 +0000 UTC]

( O :

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

cupcakealina [2015-11-26 15:41:11 +0000 UTC]

...patron troll??...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

A-chan-The-Great [2015-09-11 06:12:38 +0000 UTC]

I give you absolute kudos for using Tv Tropes! And plus this insert is so ADORABLE~!! I love it :3 

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

raithric23 [2015-06-06 18:56:35 +0000 UTC]

GamGam is too freakin' adorbz ♥
Dat pick up line tho XDDD

And jeez, Reader-chan here is really tsun-tsun xD

Anyways, nice fic~

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

crawlergirl12 [2015-06-05 03:03:06 +0000 UTC]

I adore this. Just sayin.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Explosion245 [2015-05-11 21:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Aw, the reader is so damn tsundere xD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ArrestingAries [2015-04-06 12:10:06 +0000 UTC]

You are right, How Dare He.
This was funny and so sweet. I loved it.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

QuarentineAquarium [2015-03-22 19:33:57 +0000 UTC]

“Woah sis, chill out!”
"Chill out? Can’t you see how AMAZINGLY chilled I am right now? I’m downright freezing. Go ahead, touch me.”
Fuck.
A blush erupted over your face as he lightly laid a hand on your cheek."

I cri lmoa
Loam*
Lmao*

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ShamanAlnora [2015-02-02 14:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Heeheee...that half-assed pickup line though..


I love Gamzee...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

emobmo2002 [2014-12-09 22:39:17 +0000 UTC]

The weird thing is if we went by my ACTUAL hemospectrum, I'm a purple blood… so… *awkward intake of breath*

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to emobmo2002 [2014-12-20 17:08:39 +0000 UTC]

oops haha
Anyways, thanks for reading!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

TJ-Escobar [2014-12-05 01:59:35 +0000 UTC]

DAMN!! that was motherfuckin adorable!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to TJ-Escobar [2014-12-08 17:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TJ-Escobar In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-12-09 00:30:43 +0000 UTC]

X3

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Terezilover221 [2014-11-04 23:35:59 +0000 UTC]

HONK

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

CulledTroll [2014-10-23 04:34:02 +0000 UTC]

How freaking adorable!!!! It is just so cute!!!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to CulledTroll [2014-10-27 00:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ShannonTheInsane [2014-08-11 14:56:22 +0000 UTC]

<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

HomestuckKankri [2014-06-20 03:37:10 +0000 UTC]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so f*cking cute!!!! 

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to HomestuckKankri [2014-06-23 13:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HomestuckKankri In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-06-23 13:45:21 +0000 UTC]

^u^ np!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

cha-chi987 [2014-06-20 03:08:01 +0000 UTC]

“Chill out? Can’t you see how AMAZINGLY chilled I am right now? I’m downright freezing. Go ahead, touch me.”
Fuck.

*Yoda slowly walks in and sees your face*
DIRTY THOUGHTS LIE IN THIS ONE........YES DIRTY.....THOUGHTS

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

QuarentineAquarium In reply to cha-chi987 [2015-03-22 19:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Basically

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

QuinntheConqueror In reply to cha-chi987 [2014-06-23 13:15:23 +0000 UTC]

Guilty as charged.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

4-dimensional [2014-06-07 05:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Cute~~~~

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to 4-dimensional [2014-06-07 11:41:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Senator-Meowmix [2014-05-23 06:57:56 +0000 UTC]

*legasp* teh sexual tensions

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

4-dimensional In reply to Senator-Meowmix [2014-06-07 05:53:43 +0000 UTC]

            ← like that? Tee heee

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

QuinntheConqueror In reply to Senator-Meowmix [2014-05-27 00:27:47 +0000 UTC]

ehehe

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Jewelthehedgehogfox [2014-05-17 12:41:45 +0000 UTC]

Wut .-.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

MyInnerRofioh [2014-02-23 08:30:55 +0000 UTC]

tis is nice~
HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to MyInnerRofioh [2014-02-24 21:55:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyInnerRofioh In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-02-25 01:58:20 +0000 UTC]

no biggie, doll.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

XXEMOhetaliafangirlX [2014-01-20 19:37:53 +0000 UTC]

tHaT wAs A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE (o:

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to XXEMOhetaliafangirlX [2014-01-22 01:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

XXEMOhetaliafangirlX In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-01-22 20:42:35 +0000 UTC]

YoUR WeLcOmE sIsTeR 

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SilentLove832 [2013-12-30 18:35:57 +0000 UTC]

The Kawaii-derpeh-oblivious troll of homestuck.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to SilentLove832 [2013-12-31 16:51:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

SilentLove832 In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-01-01 10:02:59 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Luna-Mini-Milka [2013-12-09 22:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Aww this fanfic is amazingly cute ! Thank you for writing it ! I was totally pissed off before reading it... and now I'm smiling stupidly x)

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to Luna-Mini-Milka [2013-12-10 12:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Luna-Mini-Milka In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-12-10 13:08:57 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome :3

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

wackart493 [2013-12-06 06:38:38 +0000 UTC]

DAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

THIS IS TOO
PERFECT

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to wackart493 [2013-12-06 21:42:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG thank you so much!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

wackart493 In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-12-08 10:01:58 +0000 UTC]

SPRRY FOR THE SPAM I JUST LOVED YOUR STORIES SO MUCH I STILL DO DOE

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QuinntheConqueror In reply to wackart493 [2013-12-08 13:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, and it's no problem! I always read all my comments, no matter how many there are

👍: 0 ⏩: 1


| Next =>