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QuinntheConqueror — Sollux x Reader: Give it up, Lisp King
Published: 2013-06-26 02:27:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 41154; Favourites: 721; Downloads: 5
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Description “I know you like someone.”
“Thut up, _____! I do not!”
“Aww, c’mon Lisp King, there’s gotta be a girl out there who’s caught your eye. The red one, of course.” Sollux Captor glared at you through his bi-colored glasses.
“I do not-I repeat, do not want a matethpiritthhip with anyone.”
“Ah! Kismesis, then?”
“No! Ugh, fine,” He stopped you before you could ask about the two others, “If-and that ith an exthtremely fucking large if-I wanted to be in a quadrant with anyone right now, it would be matethpirth.”
“Hah! I knew it.” You yelled, pointing your finger accusingly at him. You were both sitting cross legged on the floor of his hive, when you had suddenly questioned him about his quadrants. Apparently his red one was open and ready for filling.
“Soooo...”
“Tho what?” You leaned over in Sollux's ear.
“Who is it?” You questioned. He pulled back, a sputtering, blushing mess.
“_____, I told you, there’th-” He faltered for a moment. “-There’th no one I want...in...that...quadrant...”He said, his voice getting lower as he ended the sentence. You snickered.
“Whooooo issss itttttt?” You chuckled, knowing you had won.
“Well, i’ve known her for quite a while now, but I know the doeth’nt like me back.” Well, that ruled you out. You sighed, looking at his face to watch him talk. It was like he drew you in more with every adorably lisped word. You could try to be like this girl he liked, and maybe he would like you back...
“And bathically, the’th my dream girl. I feel more red for her than I have anyone else.” You could feel your heart break, but you never let your smile slip.
“Oh really? Wouldn’t want her to get away, now would you?”
“No, that would be-wait, what are you getting at?” He said, looking you in the eyes.
“Call her!” You squealed. “Confess this ‘dream girl’ flushcrush!”
“What!? No _____, the’ll probably reject me.”
“Oh come on, who in their right mind would ever dump a chance with a positively amazing, alluring, wonderful, caring, not to mention handsome-”
“Uh, _____?” He interrupted you. Your face burned as you realized you were staring at him with a dream-like expression.
“A-HEM, I meant, a nice guy like you?” You squeaked with an awkward smile. He shook his head.
“Back to the point. Anywayth, I’m not calling her.”
“Why not, lithp king? Are you thcared?” You mocked his lisp.
“_____, don’t do that.” He said.
“Sorry.” He saw the hopeless look in your eyes and sighed.
“Fine. I’ll call her. But only becauthe I am NOT thcared.” He pulled out his phone [A/N: Do trolls have phones? Fuck it, they do for the sake of the storyline. Deal with it.] and began to dial a number. “Wait,” He used his psionics and turned you to where you were facing away from him. You then heard him do the same. “Okay, now i’ll call her.”
You heard your phone ringing in your pocket. Probably just your guardian checking up on you. You pulled your phone out, instantly hitting “Answer” without even looking out of habit.
“_____, I’m fluthed for you.”
The phone slid out of your hand to hit the floor with a thud. You sat frozen, unable to comprehend what exactly was happening. Sollux (once again using his psionics) turned you around to face him, and sat down on the floor cross-legged again.
“Thee, I told you the’d rejec-” You grabbed his shirt collar and yanked him towards you, kissing him full force. Your eyes were squeezed shut while his flew wide open, shocked at what was happening. When he finally settled in and kissed back, his hands resting on the back and side of your head, you felt him smile into the kiss. As soon as you broke away (Damn air. It’s like we need it to breathe or something.) from the kiss, Sollux looked at you with amazement in his eyes. “Oh...tho you’re fluthed for me two?”
“Of course, idiot.” You smiled, going in for another kiss. Sollux smiled. If only you knew what he had always had planned for you two.
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Comments: 336

QuinntheConqueror In reply to ??? [2014-09-18 18:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, air needs to stop. (but actually no cause we'd all die but you know)

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ImABeastMaster [2014-09-14 15:56:00 +0000 UTC]

I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE 

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to ImABeastMaster [2014-09-17 00:46:58 +0000 UTC]

I feel that. Also, thanks!

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TheGamzeeKitty [2014-09-13 19:13:44 +0000 UTC]

SO BUTIFUL   

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to TheGamzeeKitty [2014-09-14 00:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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TheGamzeeKitty In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-09-14 12:33:49 +0000 UTC]

no prob ^3^

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nanamithelandgoddess [2014-08-11 16:30:42 +0000 UTC]

So ADORABLE fjhfdjgfdjgfcbjffhgfjhfjhffjgfcjhffjytcjytcyjfftfyffdrhgfhi

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to nanamithelandgoddess [2014-08-11 22:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you

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ShannonTheInsane [2014-08-11 16:08:56 +0000 UTC]

<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

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GriffinMechanic In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 22:49:46 +0000 UTC]

 It’s like we need it to breathe or something
Matethpiritthip.
(also Kithmethith. I love this troll.)

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Thedemonickitteh In reply to GriffinMechanic [2014-09-14 16:04:59 +0000 UTC]

 matethpritthip  

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GriffinMechanic In reply to Thedemonickitteh [2014-09-14 18:35:15 +0000 UTC]

 

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Thedemonickitteh In reply to GriffinMechanic [2014-09-14 19:02:27 +0000 UTC]

XD sollux why                

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GriffinMechanic In reply to Thedemonickitteh [2014-09-14 19:06:33 +0000 UTC]

uuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhahuhuhu
(I'm sorry I'm listening to Clint Eastwood thats the laugh in the beginning)

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Thedemonickitteh In reply to GriffinMechanic [2014-09-14 23:35:23 +0000 UTC]

lol I love that song

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GriffinMechanic In reply to Thedemonickitteh [2014-09-16 00:11:34 +0000 UTC]

It's so great!

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Thedemonickitteh In reply to GriffinMechanic [2014-09-16 00:41:14 +0000 UTC]

   

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GriffinMechanic In reply to Thedemonickitteh [2014-09-16 00:57:14 +0000 UTC]


 

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Thedemonickitteh In reply to GriffinMechanic [2014-09-16 01:19:01 +0000 UTC]

lol

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HomestuckYeah In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 01:24:12 +0000 UTC]

suggestive I brow wiggle!!! what exactly did he have planned for me? Hehehe 

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to HomestuckYeah [2014-07-27 22:06:29 +0000 UTC]

That's up to your imagination, hehehe

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pikalemons [2014-07-11 01:04:07 +0000 UTC]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@nnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddd......... I died.

Thnk y0u.

Thnk y0u f0r my deth .

Stupid lithp.

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to pikalemons [2014-07-14 15:43:59 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome?

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8luvanime8 In reply to ??? [2014-07-10 09:14:21 +0000 UTC]

*Reads the last sentence* *smirks* Sollux you perv~

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to 8luvanime8 [2014-07-10 21:20:47 +0000 UTC]

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Mashmallowcupcake In reply to ??? [2014-07-05 06:03:34 +0000 UTC]

Lisps rule!  





~Lispy Lizard ~

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Mashmallowcupcake [2014-07-06 12:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Tru. As a lisp-haver (owner? speaker? idk) myself, I can say that lisps are awesome.

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conom [2014-07-02 04:39:09 +0000 UTC]

*makes a silent squee hoping nobody can hear it*
       

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to conom [2014-07-06 12:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked!

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conom In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-07-06 23:30:13 +0000 UTC]

Welcome  

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cha-chi987 In reply to ??? [2014-06-20 02:59:15 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IS HE  PLANNING.............*throws headset and flips table over*.........SUSPENSE
          *Just went through stages of grief*

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to cha-chi987 [2014-06-23 13:14:03 +0000 UTC]

eheheheheeee

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AngelicArtCreations In reply to ??? [2014-05-30 01:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Who else every time they came across a th (even if Sollux wasn't talking) assumed it was an S?

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to AngelicArtCreations [2014-05-30 23:07:41 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I started to do that when I was writing this too.

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AngelicArtCreations In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-05-31 03:54:08 +0000 UTC]

xD then again it's normal for me to I have a lisp too so, and lol even the writer does it xD

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to AngelicArtCreations [2014-06-07 11:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I've got a lisp too, just not the kind that Sollux has.

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AngelicArtCreations In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-06-10 04:12:22 +0000 UTC]

ahh i do so my friends that are into homestuck (and my sister) have started calling me Sollux or Sol

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magicpandas13 In reply to AngelicArtCreations [2014-05-30 20:09:02 +0000 UTC]

me. it got a bit confusing

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AngelicArtCreations In reply to magicpandas13 [2014-05-31 03:54:22 +0000 UTC]

xD that's for sure!

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magicpandas13 [2014-05-29 20:19:15 +0000 UTC]

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to magicpandas13 [2014-05-30 00:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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SOLLUXCAPTORBITCHES In reply to ??? [2014-05-18 02:18:12 +0000 UTC]

i think im going to dream of this now

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to SOLLUXCAPTORBITCHES [2014-05-20 23:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Mission accomplished, then.

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Asphuxia In reply to ??? [2014-05-14 00:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Lovely owo I'm flushed for my own patron troll owo My oh my. That Lisp though. Lovely story friend!

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Asphuxia [2014-05-16 00:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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HetaHolic16 [2014-04-28 11:01:40 +0000 UTC]

This is so awesome~!
I had hard time to keep quiet in class when I was reading this before teacher came in class x3

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to HetaHolic16 [2014-05-02 21:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it

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HetaHolic16 In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-05-04 14:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Liked it?
I loved it!

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FlashKittyStudios In reply to ??? [2014-03-25 22:48:43 +0000 UTC]

"Who is it?" You questioned.
"____-"  You cut him off
Me: I would have been me so it's me!   

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QuinntheConqueror In reply to FlashKittyStudios [2014-03-26 15:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah

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