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Description ' VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, THEY BURN AND DIE!'

Pen & Photoshop.

A little something I did after the dreaded "Twilight Boo-Moon" weekend.

well here's something fun, like the old Tales from The Crypt EC comics from back in the day. Art work from such great artist like Jack Davis, Graham Ingels and Joe Orlando inspired me with this one!

CHEERS!
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Comments: 33

Bulman66 [2012-05-09 14:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Bloody Right

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SabertoothLioness [2012-01-31 03:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Nuff said!

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bluishmew [2012-01-23 15:01:01 +0000 UTC]

bitch, please...

they shine too...

DD LOL loved this pic...

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XxlosthopexX [2012-01-22 09:27:34 +0000 UTC]

So true x

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KakashiMorph [2012-01-21 11:30:39 +0000 UTC]

*tips hat to you*

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LexLight92 [2012-01-21 07:15:05 +0000 UTC]

True!

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2012-01-21 05:10:01 +0000 UTC]

I'll drink to that~
This would make a kick-ass tattoo.

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Herrekar [2010-10-28 01:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Cheers to that! I couldnt agree more! I hate those..faggoty...dicoballs >.> Well done!

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Razvan-Sedekiah [2010-01-26 23:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah ha! This is very true.
I'm not sure that you could really call the twilight vampires, true vampires.

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QuinteroART In reply to Razvan-Sedekiah [2010-02-04 02:27:28 +0000 UTC]

The"Twilight" Vamps are not real Vampires, not too mention the cheesy so-called vampire shows on T.V. That is way I did this piece, I grew up watching vamp flicks like " Fright Night," " The LoSt BoYs," " Innocent Blood " and " Brim Stokers Dracula."
And seeing these teeny-bopper vampy books, shows and flicks all over the place rubs me the wrong way. [link]

More funny images on the way for your enjoyment!

CHEERS!
AEQ

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Razvan-Sedekiah In reply to QuinteroART [2010-02-04 18:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm I wonder if you would like mine or not...
They are not the traditional... but they don't sparkle.
My guess is that you would find my vampires an outrage! XD

Looking forward to more funny images though regardless!

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aliencatx [2009-11-28 19:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Kodos to you. As you said
Vampires burn not sparkle!
Im glad there is others that feel my hate for Twlight

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Darkblade92 [2009-11-26 08:40:18 +0000 UTC]

I hate twilight mostly because a dozen of people want to fuck sparkly 'vampires' because of the series. Seriously

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QuinteroART [2009-11-26 02:29:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you guys n gals for the comments!

Such cool Deviants!

CHEERS!
AEQ

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rotmouth13 [2009-11-26 02:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Ah spectacular!!!HAHAHAH!!!Knock those tween goth pricks down a peg or two!!!
Vampires are supposed to be vicious blood
drinking bastards not baseball playing O.C
losers that got a little bit too sprinkle
happy with body glitter!!!Twilight go suck
a diseased wart covered knob!!!(Man do I
feel better now!!)Awesome artwork!!!

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aliencatx In reply to rotmouth13 [2009-11-28 18:59:17 +0000 UTC]

I took the words right out of my mouth

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QuinteroART In reply to rotmouth13 [2009-11-26 07:56:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha! Love your choice of words Hahaha! Thanks!

CHEERS!
AEQ

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AngelicAdonis [2009-11-26 00:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Thats pretty fantastic! I love it!

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betterEvil1 [2009-11-25 21:54:53 +0000 UTC]

You know you're shitty vampire when Count Chocula is cooler then you

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shadowdragonsphinx [2009-11-25 20:37:13 +0000 UTC]

HELL YES! Epic win right here. Wow, I love the look of agony twisted onto its burning features. You can almost smell the crispy dying vampire flesh lol! This is fantastic though!

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IrLeerah [2009-11-25 19:09:03 +0000 UTC]

I wholeheartedly agree.

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Goodmutt [2009-11-25 18:41:31 +0000 UTC]

You know, I try really hard not to prejudge people when I see them running around with a team Jacob/Edward shirt on.
I do.
I try.

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Tobarah44 [2009-11-25 16:36:10 +0000 UTC]

HELL YESH!

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metaira [2009-11-25 12:48:01 +0000 UTC]

lol ^^
so nice xD

yeah sure vampires dont sparkle รด.o
*holds her hand in the sun* outch... nope no sparkling ^^

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Quimtuk [2009-11-25 11:54:19 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAH GREAT! XD

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47ness [2009-11-25 11:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Yahhhh really. I mean, even Interview with the Vampire with all its prettying up the vampire lore AT LEAST got it right on the burning-to-a-crisp part. T^T

But really, the less said about this franchise, the better off we'll all be. ^~;

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SoulStarisborn [2009-11-25 08:21:46 +0000 UTC]

thankyou! By the way, if you claim to be a vampire but you sparkle under the sunlight, then I'm sorry you don't count as a vampire. You're just a fairy with fangs.
Seriously though sweet design

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QuinteroART In reply to SoulStarisborn [2009-11-25 08:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Fairy with fangs, no kidding! Vampires are a classic mythic creature of the night! They're cursed and can't walk in sunlight. This Boo-moon crap takes all that away.

Anyway thats for the kind words!

CHEERS!
AEQ

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Excalibur-T005 In reply to QuinteroART [2009-11-25 15:58:38 +0000 UTC]

Eh, "fairy with fangs" isn't really the description I'd used, though it does fit.

I went with giant disco-mosquitoes that look like anemic crackheads.

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QuinteroART In reply to Excalibur-T005 [2009-11-26 01:52:34 +0000 UTC]

I know! but It just sounded funny! hope there is no hard feelings to all the Twilight people out there.

AEQ

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Excalibur-T005 In reply to QuinteroART [2009-11-26 01:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, I still think "fairies with fangs" is too kind a description for twipires.

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Azzitay [2009-11-25 08:21:16 +0000 UTC]

R O F L !!!

Well , its really a VALID
reason not to go out into
the sun !

Heck i would bury myself
in dirt if id sparkle
in the sun

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oni102 [2009-11-25 08:15:12 +0000 UTC]

+10 rep

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