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Published: 2014-11-29 23:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 20265; Favourites: 823; Downloads: 346
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'saw the abridged version of "Hellsing Ultimate"Definitely love it ! Now I have to found the time to watch the complete serie x)
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When all hope is lost,
undo this lock,
and send me forth,
A MOONLIN WALK !
RELEASE RESTRAIN LEVEL...
zero...
-Alucard Alushy, Helsing Ultimate Abridged
Me: Wait... this doesn't looks right.
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Alushy: Oh I'd say 99.9% done.
*a zombie is in front of a gate*
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alushy: HEY HEY POLICE MARE HEY POLICE MAREΒ
applejack: *shoots* THERE I TOOK THE FU**ING SHOT SHES DEAD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE
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The only good thing is that she consumes apples rather than blood, then agian she may spill blood regularly
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: I don't have to take this from you! You speciest, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig! [Gasps when Alushy catches the bullet with her teeth.]
: The funny thing is- [Crushes the Bullet in her teeth.] -in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except one of my best friends is a draconequus, I was a stallion in the 40's, I hate everypony equally, and there's nopony alive who can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Mr. Tirek- (punches Tirek in the face) -CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE!
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I bet the legs must've been most troubling for you to draw...
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: ThatΒ΄s was a 70-inch... plasma screen TV * deep breating * soooo, how can i help you? Β
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I've heard quite a lot about you.
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The yay-walker, who glides through oceans of squees, beyond pony, a monster whose power radiates with a cuteness that gives heart attacks to cuteness itself.
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: Oh you dirty *yay* work the shaft :3
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: Oh im sorry, i like to dirty talk when somepony is s*yay* my *yaay* :3
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Let's just cut to the chase. My name is Diamond Tiara.
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: and im Carmen San Diego, GUESS WHERE I AM! XD
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I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
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Β : Oh so am i, and im failing... and im so sorry for that, is just that im so agitated, because this little egocentric filly just trotted to my room, destroyed my 70-inch Plasma TV!, and now is trying to impress me like his alcoholic father * pulls up yay guns *
now be a dear and grab mommy another cider cup will you?
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*after stunning Silver Spoon with her bass cannon* Wub-blasts everywhere!
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*this was during the Valentine assault*
"That's quite impressive. Β Where did you learn to use that sonic weapon?"
"Oh wow, it's almost like I'm a DJΒ or something!"
"Sarcasm is unbecoming of you."
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: Geez... im sorry that i killed your guards and teared up your mansion :3, i promise that i won´t do -- * gets her hoof stepped on * AARHG!, take a joke *yay* ¬w¬
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"And everything you say just pisses me off! Now you're going to tell me everything I ant to know."
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: alright alright... what you do is to go to Ponyville Hospital... ask for something called viagra, and it will help you go *yay* yourself >:3
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:Β >:3 * kicks Vinyl and escapes * and now for the Spoon special of the week * comes a lot of vampire ponies * unfortunately for you almost all your coworkers has been vampirized, still better than Discorded if you ask me =S
now if you excuse me... im going to F*yay* kill the hellsing *yay* * jumps over spike and runs *
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"I've got your tail!" *wraps garrote wires around her tail and rips it off at the base*
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:Β >:3 then shove it up your *** AHAHAHAHA ;D! * opens door and is aimed by the CMC and AJ with a lot of pistols * : ThatΒ΄s no fair at all O_o
Β : Im sorry
Β : buuuuut
: you donΒ΄t give a buck...
: Less talking yall...more shooting
* everypony fires at Silver Spoon *
:Β BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK!!! DX!!! ahhh... * notice the hallways empty * where did my vampire ponies go? O_o
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Oh, they've been dealt with.
*cue Vinyl destroying the vam-ponies in her "blood-rage" while Dragula by Rob Zombie plays*
Well, at least I'm gonna die on a raging adrenaline rush.
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: Alrighty you spoiled brat, you are going to tell us everything you know lickyty split or i will have spike here cook ya up like a apple cider during Cider Season.
( hope i made AJ acent right DX)
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*laughs* I don't know what I think is funnier: the fact that you think your there blank-flanks intimidate me, or the fact that you think my boss would let me live if you did. *ignites herself* And now I'm on bucking fire! Β So now it's free game! *sticks her tongue out at them* The one who sent me... was... Discooooord... *turns to ashes*
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: I heard Lauren Faust, who else heard Lauren Faust?
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: I heard Photo Finish
: wait a second... where is the second brat?
>
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*dodging the bullets* You can't touch me! Β I was hoof-crafted to kill you. Β My strength, my speed, my stamina, my power unrivaled! Β They dwarf yours! Β In comparison to you, I am a demigod!
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