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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18667; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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This is low! What happens if their are children around there!!!
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"This looks like a job for A**hole Man!!!!! LOL! Okay, I do admit that I've been duped by their "Kentucky Fried Cruelty" video before when I was younger as I was, and still am, a person who eats meat but prefers humanely raised meat over factory farmed meat. Until an animal is dead, it's a living, breathing creature. I strongly believe they should be treated with the utmost care and respect up until the very second they die and slaughter methods should be as quick and efficient as possible. However, after some investigation, I've come to know what a sham organization PeTA is. I'm no longer easily convinced by anything they say unless there is unquestionable evidence by reliable sources that back up their claims. Since I have yet to find any proof by reputable organizations that KFC is as cruel as PeTA claims, I think I'll order some of their "homicide" as the militant vegans call it. There is a sheer difference between being humane and insane.
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I greatly agree with thee!
~Ice~
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I just LOVE trolling PETArds on Instagram. They have no idea how insane PETA really is.
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PeTArds indeed!
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:Imagesuperw00tplz: this is my gift to you peta
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no you get out, you stupid brony
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At SeaWorld, next to the Petard rally, there were some sane people holding signs saying things like "Honk if you love SeaWorld!" and "Over ____* amount of animals rescued!" Guess who honked?
*I don't remember the exact number.
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Popcorn chicken, here I come, and PETA members, get the fuck out my way!
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If I where ther I wuld stay right in their way and eat a BURGER RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FUCKING FACES!!
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I tip my hat to you my good sir, well done! Wish I could have been there to laugh with you at PETA!
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they also came to where I live just to protest against eating KFC but then the manager turned the sprinklers on them
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I love how peta is against all this "meat eating" stuff, yet they killed countless animals for no reason. what idiots. XD
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Wow, you are Bold . I would do that, too, if I weren't afraid for my life, I applaud you
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If I ever saw PETA by my area I would so do this xD
For you
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Now I know how to react if PETA ever make it to Belfast
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Nice job, PETA. Objectifying women like always.
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Makes me want a bucket of some Original Recipe Murder. Mmmmmm!
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I had a beautiful encounter with these guys in Chicago once. It was midwinter, and we were checking out the city. ( I for photographs) and we come across these guys protesting a department store (from across the way) because of their selling of leather, make up, and whatever else have you.
The conversation goes about people not respecting animals and what not and it was about this point I suggest,
"Yeah, ya know maybe if people had to experience the tortures of animals, our tune would change".
They of course agree to this at which point I happily suggest that they put themselves on the chopping block.
It may have been the most entertaining conversation I've ever had in Chicago while wearing a leather jacket.
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Haha! For the first time ever I LOVE TROLLS!!!!! Only when they are trolling in a way that makes everyone happy. PETA can go jump back up their giat vaginas. News flash for them: We need protein and iron, and tofu can only give you so much. Also, yeah, do you hoestly think a chicken cares that it's about to die? It was gonna die anyway, and yeah, they are killed all the time in nature. This is just part of the foodchain, so really, we're not doing anything wrong. Also, yeah, small fluffy animals taste so good.
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I also love that guy holding a sign that says "BRING HOME A BUCKET!!"
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How the FUCK this even legal?! Bastards...
Good job with the "Murder tastes so good" thing!
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Thank you assholeman for making our streets safe from PETA.
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your story made me seriously laugh xD Good sir you deserve a medal
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You are the best person to encounter on a Demonstration, allways good for a laugh.
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I don't know man... This money needed too fund their pickets and useless campaigns can actually help fund sustainable ways of eco-friendly animal production as well as reduce cruelty in methods which will actually support their entire concept.
But yet, we have "naked" women walking around protesting and shit...
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Hey banner girls, put on some clothes!
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good on ya' man
you have done the world a huge favor by standing up to the PeTAssholes.
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You sir, deserve a fucking medal or maybe a fucking 3 storied mansion with a KFC in it.
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