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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18670; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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As a feminist, I would ordinarily say something about the naked women...But good sir, your simple act has brightened up my day so much that I feel the need to endlessly congratulate you. Well done!
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Glorious man ^_^ Simply glorious.
Free chicken? You lucky b@$tard.
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That's awesome! It would've worked much better is you were a naked brainless blond, though
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Please, tell me they wear underwear... PLEASE, TELL ME THEY'RE NOT FREAKING NAKED.
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Did you actually read the story?
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Partialy. Now I did.
Godbless.
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Why do they need naked girls to save the lives of chickens that were already dead? Not eating them means that their deaths were in vain. I would never wear real furs but will gladly eat meat in front of them because they just deserve it. Have you seen the twisted version of pokemon they made?
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Um? yeah, torture as in kill...? Like to be eaten! As in humans were made to eat these farm animals!
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You get all the respect from me mate.
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I hate those retards too
I understand what they are trying to do, and yes I support they want to stop abuse to animals, but my GOD.....they Bitchabout everything.....and HOW DARE THEY TRY TO MURDER KFC!!!!
Those bastards also attacked good video game heroes.
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They attacked Mario AND Pokemon.
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Yeah! The jerks. I understand what they want to do, and i support that they want to stop animal cruelty but MY GOD! They go too far! ANd frightening lil children, and attacking beloved game heroes.......THEY GONE TOO FAR!!!!
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PETA's belief is good... but they rarely ever actually help animals.
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Yep, and I heard they kill some of them...but that's what i heard. But i do know they created comics to scare children and stop them from eating meat.
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Some? Their kill rates are in the %90 range.
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Yeah. And some of the videos of animal cruelty? Staged.
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They're even considered sexist.
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Notice how they use a lotta naked women?
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ewww.......I did hear they once had a couple of chicks going around dressed in clothes made of veggies.
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That actually sounds less crazy.
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Heh. I remember when I was in college a bunch of PETA freaks used to protest on the green and annoy people who decided to eat lunch out in the sunshine. So I started buying big sloppy chili dogs and chowing down right in front of them.
I gained like ten pounds in a month. Totally worth it.
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lol that's an epic real life trolling if I ever saw one. 
Y'know, PeTA euthanizes most of the animals they "rescue." So only they are allowed to kill animals apparently.
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Peta is a cult that uses porn and attention hog issues to try and make kids and men follow them everywhere. When will they learn? Well most cults don't seem to. Maybe one day they'll just become leamings and all jump off a cliff together.
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I envy you damn. I wish there to piss them off
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Bwahaha, this is hilarious! Keep up the ass-tastic work!
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Totally unrelated to just about everything: Is that a "Team Blaze" hat?
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Thought so! It stood out because it's the only one I've ever seen outside of the one I own. XD
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Lol. Good on you! xD
Would have been in hysterics if i saw you doing this. xD
((I'm all for animal rights ect. Just dont like Peta)).
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PETA is a good organization so you sir ate fous rude.
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Good organization all right, for lies, exploitation of people and animals. Supports Terrorist organizations and thieves. Wontedly kills animals they claim to help. Ingrid Newkirk is the biggest asshole lying bitch of the organization. She's also one of the biggest hypocrites out there.
Want to help animals, help the ASPCA, PeTA is a waste of money and a bunch of touchie feelie magic-fairies-make-everything-better assclowns.
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The only reason people pay attention to PETA these days.
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there they go protesting animal rights by using sex and diminishing the worth of women, good job, ass-holes... (thats directed at peta, of course.)
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