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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18670; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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Or even say, tell that to your precocious Pam Anderson who owns leather purses and her obvious surgeries and implants that were tested on animals.
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You could have also dumped a bucket on their heads yelling fake sluts.
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"peta talks out of ther *** beacuse there head knows better."
-A quote from a Wise Man
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ROTFOL... I think I would do that and dump in Epic Meal Time bacon too if they ever come to my country... HERE'S TO ASSHOLE MAN AND SCUMBAG GAL!!!!
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It's true that the chickens there have been abused, and I /am/ a vegetarian, but if I was there, I would be gnawing on that chicken and insulting them so hard XDDD You asshole man, are my hero, you get all the amazing love ever. <333
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You have no idea how awesome this is.
You are fantastic.
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YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!
THIS IS AMAZING
i wish i was there!
UP YOURS PETA!
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You are an amazing person and deserve all the love.
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Thank you sir for giving me this idea. I live in Kentucky, where KFC is headquartered, I wonder why those idiots have not decided to protest at the headquarters. But if they ever do, I will be there to protest PETA protesting KFC.
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Good sir, I am a moderator of the subreddit:
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I just wanted to offer you an honorary modship there, as you clearly have earned it. Your ability to spread butthurt has been proven.
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LOVe IT! also super jelouse that you got chicken. wantt chicken
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I don't like Peta because I think the heads of that organisation are hypocrites.
Also they spread lies.
They don't agree with zoos,pets or anything.
Very dumb.But however I do completley agree with there stance on KFC.KFC have mistreated chickens which is why I don't eat there.
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I hate KFC (For their food, not animal rights reasons) d if they ever protest at the nearest kfc/mcdonalds, I would TOTALLY do this!
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"This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"
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You sir are an awesome person.
I think I will have to take a a few lines from your page in the "how to troll PETA" book if I ever encounter a batch of the raving idiots.
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Stupid PETA fags, killing animals, thinking they're doing good when in reality they're terrorizing people, AND making women look like dirty whores. ...well, those two probably ARE dirty whores, but you get what I mean.
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I would have gone with "...And PETA exploits women." But still very good and good for you!
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PETA mainly attemps to pathetically appeal and advertise through pornography and propaganda.
Example: Their "I'd rather go naked then where fur" campaign, videos using footage of animals being tortured, skinned alive, to promote their organization, ext.
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Sorry PETA, but murder keeps my tummy full 
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I rather be an ass than be a brainwashed moron with a black and white view on things.
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omg why wasnt i THERE!!!! I would have joined in the tasty murder. I wasn't going to let those chickens die for no reason, I'm hungry damnit!!
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Also, how would you know that they were wearing clothing underneath?
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You sir, are my hero...
I want to follow in your footsteps one day and vanquish those terrorists from the world...
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You ain't the asshole matey. The guys who run PETA are.
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Can I like, hire you to ruin PETA events?
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If they protest anywhere around me......we got a problem.
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Oh GOD LOL. You sir. Are Jesus Crist reborn. *Catholic just said that* I swear your awesome for this XD
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lol I told my friend about this story and she laughed so hard XD
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and theres the man saying *bring home a bucket*
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I don't know what's funnier: counter-protesting PETA with a bucket of ::snickers:: "murder," or the fact that little miss vegan-makes-me-so-healthy is smoking her brains out. 'Tis funny no matter what.
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All this makes me want to do is eat KFC. Mission f*cking accomplished PeTA.
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Dude, you are made of WIN for doing that, and I would have totally joined you.
Just gone into KFC, get some chicken, and eat some murder, Tasty, tasty murder.
I mean I love animals as much as the next person, but PETA is made of straight up Fruit Loops.
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The ad to the side of the picture on my computer is for free KFC coupons. FUCK YEAH!
Kinda lame how they had to rely on naked chicks to get people to stop eating chicken (considering that the models they pay to do that probably don't like to eat much at all).
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You are awesome!!!!!! Plus where was I when this happened!? I want free chicken and then proceed to eat it in front of them!.........Man I hope they protest Burger King or something like that near me so I can do that!!!!(Heck I'd bring my dog and feed him some too!........Yeah I'm a bitch)
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A bitch, and I am proud of you for it.
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this should be a motivational poster 
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