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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18672; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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PETA kills innocent pet animals!! 93.8% of animals in their care were killed in 2010! Thank you for being an asshole to these assholes!
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The only thing I don't like about KFC is the chicken's a bit too greasy, at LEAST here in kentucky.
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Lol I like how you noticed they werent naked XD
I think they can be right sometimes. And sometimes they are stupid. VERY STUPID.
They need better people to run PETA
They be dissin on video games that have characters that wear virtual fur. How lame is that? XD
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Or this one thing in Battlefield 3, where you had to kill a rat or be killed by the louts looking for you.
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WOOOT! ASSHOLEMAN SAVES THE DAY!!!
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I wish I had been there. Free chicken!
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Makes me wonder if a little kid took a piece of chicken while walking by and ate it in front of PETA.
Would they spit vile at that kid? If so, I would kindly take a drumstick then cram it down the bastard's throats and scream "Suck on that"
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"Suck on that, asshole!"
See, you need to add the asshole. It adds effect and more humour.
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I ....love....this.....so....much
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I came across this from sheer random page hopping, and I'm glad I did. :3 You sir are win. You shall always BE win. Enjoy that win good sir, because you've done more good than "naked" girls ever could! XD
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you rock!!! i'm gonna do something like that next time i see peta people, if it's near a McDonalds i'll just throw Big Macs at them :3
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Whenever I see PETA members, I have a sudden craving for Quail, chicken, beef, bacon, and anything meat with no vegetables.
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you, my friend, are an amazing person. i hate peta soooo much, they ruin the lives of thousands and openly make u mad. i wish i could have a meat fight and "accidentally" hit one of them, no, all of them!!!
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That's like porn protesting.
And I would so take some chicken.
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I love you.
Murder tastes AWESOME! The best protesters for sumthin stupid are abortion protesters. Lol, one went out of her way to kill an ant and my mom yelled out the the car "That ant deserves to live you hypocrite!".... it was funny in the moment.
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The guy with the bucket should be the mascot fro Anti-PETA.
Suck this PETA, I had KFC today and it was goooooddd
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That "Bring Home a Bucket" guy is my hero!
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That "Bring Home a Bucket" guy is... ASSHOLE MAN! And we Salute him!
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Lol.
But I still hate KFC for torturing chickens... along with nearly every other fast food place.
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Did You Know?
From July 1998 through December 2010, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed more than 25,000 dogs, cats, and other "companion animals." That's more than five defenseless creatures every day. PETA has a walk-in freezer to store the dead bodies, and contracts with a Virginia Beach company to cremate them.
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i knew that, they are such hypocrits! they call us murderers and yet they themselves kill animals!
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It's already been said, but
YOU ARE THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME AND I APPLAUD YOU GOOD SIR.
Unfortunately, I haven't seen any Pe-tards around here, the best I got was an anti-abortion protester standing on the curb by my school at 7 in the morning. It was freezing out, and this retard had nothing better to do than to hold up signs saying quit killing babies. Lol what an idiot.
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You're basically being as annoying as they are so.. I don't see the point in wasting your time by being there XD Just saying, lol xD
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I REALLY want to go to the US
things to do while there:
troll PETA
troll WBC
eat HEUG Burgers
????
GO HOME!
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you are awesome for this. just sheer awesome.
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So is that you with the beard then? And did your plan work? Also, Naked PETA ladies?! Are you kidding me? Objectifying their bodies to prove a point about animals? That's just proof right there that PETA cares more about animals than their fellow humans. And now I'm in the mood for chicken.
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lol I think I love you now, I would give anything to do something like that to a PETA protest.
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Well if you think that you are right, then, please go here
( [link] ) and watch the video, then come back here and tell me what you saw.
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I know perfectly well what happens in slaughter houses and to be honest, I don't give a rat's ass. Anything we do to them is still kinder than what would happen to them in the wild.
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Again with the false info?
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you sir, are now one of my new-found idols.
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I really hate how PETA tries to manuliate and lie to people. But I don't really like fast food (health reason).
I consider these guys terriost.
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Hah, that was awesome! I would have loved to see that! (I am a manager at KFC, by the way, and have been a manager at McDonald's too, so they'd REALLY hate me.)
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And that's why you are good in my books.
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