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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18672; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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You are just SO happy to have eaten at KFC today aren't you. If you are, then go here: [link]
then tell me what you saw.
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You know what I saw? A bunch of staged videos. Why the hell do you support them? Because I've got a shit ton of nasty news for you!
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Some of the videos are real. It's sad really. But I DO NOT SUPPORT P-FUCKING-ETA!
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Mmm, I wish I could've had some chicken!
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I saw an apron thar said "steak is my favorite animal." And I was like "If there is A PETA protest I need that apron."
You sir are a hero!
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This has to be the best trolling ever!
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If I was there, even if I don't like chicken that much, I would probably be standing right next to you doing the same thing.
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You sir, are my new hero for pissing off those PETArds.
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These people obviously have never seen/raised chickens bred for meat. 
On another note, I love you so much for doing this. Seriously!! Like, I would totally do the exact same thing. I am waiting for a PETA protest to come to my area so I can go and eat some delicious meat in front of them. I could never support anyone whose members when asked "If you had the choice between saving a baby or a dog from a sinking boat which would you choose?" and they say "If it was a bright dog and a retarded baby I would save the dog."(Or something along those lines. I don't remember which person said this) What? Last time I checked bright dogs could swim. Babies cannot. Save the helpless one and let the supposedly "Bright" one save itself.
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Wow, you have guts!
Honestly, if PETA wasn't totally insane then I would condone what you're doing. But the fact is that PETA doesn't like to use facts. No place that is going to serve meat is going to first torture it- that RUINS the quality! And do you know why? Meat is made mostly from the muscle of animals. When any kind of animal is stressed, its muscles tighten up. The end result is incredibly tough meat. The most tender meat comes from the most relaxed animals. Kobe beef comes from cows that are given massages and fed beer. That is why it's so incredibly tender (and pricey!)
I have half a mind to become a member of PETA's website just so I can plant questions among them. I'm fine for people not eating meat or wearing fur- more power to them! I just don't get why the organization has to make up all these lies.
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Join PETA. Get on the inside. Tear them down from the inside.
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I don't know man, I'm a pretty bad liar. I wouldn't want to get caught in the act.
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Who said anything about lying. Just spread the truth, or be troll.
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This image should be used in news reports and blogs. It really must! xD
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Dude, you're my hero
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You sir, I like. I need to troll PeTA sometime.
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When I was in college there were a bunch of PETA freaks who liked to hold obnoxious protests on the green once a week. I used to buy chili cheese dogs and eat them in front of them.
I gained 10 pounds but it was totally worth it.
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I once trolled PETA, it was epic. But, you sir, Epic win!
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lol, i'd go with the awesome bearded guy! 
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I'm volunteering at my local zoo and hate animal abuse (not killing for food though) but I hate peta and similar fuck nuts with a passion as they give normal conservations and animal lovers a bad name. If they tried shit like this in New Zealand I'd be bloody well harrassing them with a hose and other things.
Good on you for having the guts to put these fucktards in their place
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Honestly, this is the most beautiful form of trolling I've ever seen. It brings tears of joy to my eyes... and makes me want some chicken.
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You sir are my fucking Hero
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oooh tell me the next time they protest....I wish to join the eating of fried birds....
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I HATE peta with all my being, I wish I was a brave as you to stand up to that hypocritical,biased, terrorist group.
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Get some friends together. Strength in numbers. If I was a friend around where you live, I'd happily support you.
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IM AGAINST ANIMAL CRUIELTY BUT PETA CROSSES LINES
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PETA is more like a pornographic group than a animal rights group
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Fucking bastards. They just want an excuse to get naked.
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Man...you are my hero! I wish PETA would protest near me so I can hop out there with a bucket of chicken and chow down! With a group of others, too!
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You are so awesome! Way to go asshole man! :'D
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Better to be an asshole than a whole ass, which every member of PETA is.
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They're so stupid they don't even know the chickens are suppose to die!
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When it comes to PETA i told them i was in it too when they protested a Mcdonalds.
"Your really in PETA at your age?"
"Hell yeah! Im in People Eating Tasty Animals!"
"You monster!"
"Hey just be thankful im not eating you!"
Thats how it went down.
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Oh man, this is just so funny. If you ever do something like this again, make sure that more pictures are taken.
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FUCK PETA
1) According to government documents, PETA employees have killed more than 19,200 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998. This behavior continues despite PETA’s moralizing about the “unethical” treatment of animals by farmers, scientists, restaurant owners, circuses, hunters, fishermen, zookeepers, and countless other Americans. PETA puts to death over 90 percent of the animals it accepts from members of the public who expect the group to make a reasonable attempt to find them adoptive homes. PETA holds absolutely no open-adoption shelter hours at its Norfolk, VA headquarters, choosing instead to spend part of its $32 million annual income on a contract with a crematory service to periodically empty hundreds of animal bodies from its large walk-in freezer.
2) PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk has described her group’s overall goal as “total animal liberation.” This means the complete abolition of meat, milk, cheese, eggs, honey, zoos, aquariums, circuses, wool, leather, fur, silk, hunting, fishing, and pet ownership. In a 2003 profile of Newkirk in The New Yorker, author Michael Specter wrote that Newkirk has had at least one seeing-eye dog taken away from its blind owner. PETA is also against all medical research that requires the use of animals, including research aimed at curing AIDS and cancer.
3) PETA has given tens of thousands of dollars to convicted arsonists and other violent criminals. This includes a 2001 donation of $1,500 to the North American Earth Liberation Front (ELF), an FBI-certified “domestic terrorist” group responsible for dozens of firebombs and death threats. During the 1990s, PETA paid $70,200 to Rodney Coronado, an Animal Liberation Front (ALF) serial arsonist convicted of burning down a Michigan State University research laboratory. In his sentencing memorandum, a federal prosecutor implicated PETA president Ingrid Newkirk in that crime. PETA vegetarian campaign coordinator Bruce Friedrich has also told an animal rights convention that “blowing stuff up and smashing windows” is “a great way to bring about animal liberation,” adding, “Hallelujah to the people who are willing to do it.”
4) PETA activists regularly target children as young as six years old with anti-meat and anti-milk propaganda, even waiting outside their schools to intercept them without notifying their parents. One piece of kid-targeted PETA literature tells small children: “Your Mommy Kills Animals!” PETA brags that its messages reach over 1.2 million minor children, including 30,000 kids between the ages of 6 and 12, all contacted by e-mail without parental supervision. One PETA vice president told the Fox News Channel’s audience: “Our campaigns are always geared towards children, and they always will be.”
5) PETA’s president has said that “even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we would be against it.” And PETA has repeatedly attacked research foundations like the March of Dimes, the Pediatric AIDS Foundation, and the American Cancer Society, solely because they support animal-based research aimed at curing life-threatening diseases and birth defects. And PETA helped to start and manage a quasi-medical front group, the misnamed Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, to attack medical research head-on.
6) PETA has compared Jewish victims of the Nazi Holocaust to farm animals and Jesus Christ to pigs. PETA’s religious campaigns include a website that claims—despite ample evidence to the contrary—that Jesus Christ was a vegetarian. PETA holds protests at houses of worship, even suing one church that tried to protect its members from Sunday-morning harassment. Its billboards taunt Christians with the message that hogs “died for their sins.” PETA insists, contrary to centuries of rabbinical teaching, that the Jewish ritual of kosher slaughter shouldn’t be allowed. And its infamous “Holocaust on Your Plate” campaign crassly compared the Jewish victims of Nazi genocide to farm animals.
7) PETA frequently looks the other way when its celebrity spokespersons don’t practice what it preaches. As gossip bloggers and Hollywood journalists have noted, Pamela Anderson’s Dodge Viper (auctioned to benefit PETA) had a “luxurious leather interior”; Jenna Jameson was photographed fishing, slurping oysters, and wearing a leather jacket just weeks after launching an anti-leather campaign for PETA; Morrissey got an official “okay” from PETA after eating at a steakhouse; Dita von Teese has written about her love of furs and foie gras; Steve-O built a career out of abusing small animals on film; the officially “anti-fur” Eva Mendes often wears fur anyway; and Charlize Theron’s celebrated October 2007 Vogue cover shoot featured several suede garments. In 2008, “Baby Phat” designer Kimora Lee Simmons became a PETA spokesmodel despite working with fur and leather, after making a $20,000 donation to the animal rights group.
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