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Rabbi-Tom — Protesting PETA
Published: 2009-07-27 18:01:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 18674; Favourites: 324; Downloads: 1271
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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"
I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!
I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.
I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!
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Where did you get these facts? Its not like I care about PETA, they are completely insane about the way they go about "protecting" but I was just curious so I could read more.
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Chew on this fact. Bill Maher has stated plenty of times that he hates religion (F.Y.I., mocking conservative values is his bread and butter,) stating and pointing out it's flaws and yet he is a board member of this organization that is clearly actslike a freaking religion. Don't you find that odd?
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lol, i need to do something like that! i'll sit down and eat a rare steak at a peta rally. xD
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I love how that guy is completely ignoring two beautiful naked women -.-
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Nah, they are not real, they're made of soy. You are what you eat ya know.
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Where would we be without guys like you ASSHOLE MAN?
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More power to you. I can understand wanting to keep animals from being torture, but honestly what do ya think's ganna happen to the chicken in the wild? I've raised chickens, and I've seen plenty of foxes get ahold of them. Trust me, show a Peta Member a chicken after a fox gets it, and that'll praise the quick and painless death KFC gives their chickens.
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That guy cares about animals, but has no problem with polluting your air? Good for you for pointing out his hypocrisy.
When your ideology sucks, there's only one recourse... BEWBS.
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You sir, are my hero. 
I'm an animal lover but really, they kill 9 out 0f 10 animals they get and UGH..UGHH. As a vet's kid I'm just.so.pissed..I wanna moon them sooo bad..Orrr follow them around with KFC xDDD
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I LOVE YOU I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!!! xD
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What the fuck is it with PETA and degrading women against degrading animals? WTF is wrong with them?!!
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peta i way to extreme. I am aginst animal cruelty,but I also believe animals were put on this earth for us to use responsibly.
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People who Enjoy Tasty Animals!
-Doc
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Niiiiice!!!
Have you seen — I believe it was the Onion — the video where PETA is protested against by a feminist group for its abuse of women?
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Here it is .... enjoy! [link]
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Lolol that women was trolling PETA. Awesome stuff right there. Thanks for the link
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The screen crawl at the bottom is a hoot too.
Especially, in light of Budwiser's advertisement on the page, that last bit that announces "Anheuser-Busch releases new beer-flavored Budwiser".
... yeah ... like THAT would ever happen....
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ene That stuff is gross. I lol'd when the feminist group was talking about the woman like they were domestic animals that needed to be set free. XDDD
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I decided that I would not eat animals any more, and since lab tests have shown that plants respond to pain...I can't eat them either.
So I buried my feet in the earth and decided to become a human tree.
10 hours later I'm in line at Burger King.
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You really wanna piss off a PETA supporter? Ask them if science proved without a doubt that plants feel pain, would they continue to eat them? It pisses them off every time.
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XD YOU'RE MY HERO! I also dislike PETA and get annoyed when they hand out fliers at my college. And guess what? Those fliers end up as litter EVERYWHERE. PETA LITTERS!
I enjoy looking at the flier of the sad farm animals and saying to the person who gave it to me. "I'd like to order this *pointing at sad chicken* with a large Pepsi please."
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Everyone should be members of PETA:
People
Eat
Tastey
Animals
Lol
Nice pic and good on you man!
*Offers beer*
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Meat is murder!
Tasty, tasty murder
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A-SS-H-O-L-E! A-SS-H-O-L-E!
Nah, that's why we love you Rabbi. Keep fighting the good fights.
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Im a vegetarian but I hate PETA. They actually have some of the highest kill rates of any animal shelter in the nation(95% by some sources). Hypocrisy much?
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Def not an asshole for hating peta, they'd save a mosquito over human life any day. These dumb people that think their helping animal rights don't even understand what the entire thing stands for.
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Look! Up in the sky!!! It's a genetically enhanced bird, it's Rob Reiner, no.... It's ASSHOLE MAN!!!
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Good for you mate!
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You have made my day.
Wait, no...
my year.
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This is just fantastic!
Too bad you couldn't use a psychokinetic power to cause their sign to drop.
Catch them in their phony advertising!
Great work!!
M-
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personally im no big fan of kfc, but this is hillarious xD
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DAMN STRAIGHT! Claim your internet!
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AMEH!!!!
And a AWOMAN too for Equality!!
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You sir officially win the internet. Congratulations.
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