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I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"

PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"

I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!

I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.

I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!

Description
I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body and will actively go out of my way to annoy, piss off and troll them. This time they protested KFC near me and I decided "Hey!! They are picketing KFC, This looks like a job for...ASSHOLE MAN!!!"

PETA hates anybody counter protesting them and I was the little monkey wrench in their machine. They kept yelling at me to go away and called in reenforcements. By this point I was noshing on a bucket of chicken provided by the store manager, openly tearing it apart in front of them. One pasty death camp survivor lit up cigarette after cigarette yelling at me to "Enjoy your murder!!!"

I growled back "MMMMMMM...MURDER TASTES SOOOOO GOOD!!!" I then fired back that his second hand smoke was ruining my air, he huffed in anger more. Oh and PETA Advertised that those girls would be naked, they weren't, they wore flesh colored panties and had huge bandaids over their nipples. They lied!!!

I even handed out chicken to passing folks who cheerfully gnawed on the chicken in front of the PETA freaks while PETA screamed hate slogans at those who accepted chicken.

I'm an asshole, and proud of it! Fuck PETA!!!