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(Epic Pucca Season 3, Episode 6a)
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The boys and girls are having sleepovers in Wasteland on the same night, but a prank call has turned this peaceful night into an all-out prank war. But Sabrina still has a crush on Ed, and Garu gets sudden feelings for Pucca. Will Steven be able to tighten those two relationships?
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Ching
- Abyo
- Steven
- Ed
- Edd (Double D)
- Eddy
- Sabrina
- Finn
- Marceline
- Villager
- Toon Link
- Princess Plump
- Princess Muffintop
- Norbert
- Daggett
- Princess Daisy
- Luigi

Minor characters:
- Oswald
- Gremlin Gus
- Pete
- Jake
- Amethyst
- Garnet
- Pearl
- Toons
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- Wasteland Campgrounds -
- The Girls' Cabin -

*In one of of the cabins, the girls enjoy a playful pillow fight*

Girls: *laughing*
Sabrina: So this is what a pillow fight feels like! I usually sleep on coral. It looks hard, but it's actually pretty comfortable if you're in the right position.
Marceline: *snickers* Whatever, dude. What should we do now?
Plump: Ooh, ooh! Let's play truth or dare!
Pucca: Ooh! *giggles*
Marceline: All right. Ching, what's it gonna be? An honest truth or a saucy dare?
Ching: Mmmm....truth.
Marceline: Would you rather eat dried pasta for a week? Or cut off your pigtails?
Ching: Cut off my pigtails, I guess. Maybe donate them to charity.
Muffintop: Plump, truth or dare?
Plump: Ooh, dare me to eat a cake!
Marceline: And no. Sabrina, truth or dare?
Sabrina: Uh, truth, I guess?
Marceline: Who do you have a crush on?
Sabrina: Uh, can I change it to a dare?
Pucca: Nuh-uh.
Ching: You gotta tell honestly.
Marceline: Them's the rules, girl.
Sabrina: Okay. I guess I have a crush on....Ed!
Plump/Muffintop: Whaaaaaaat?
Muffintop: The tall, dopey one of that troublesome trio from Peach Creek?
Sabrina: Hey, you may think he's stupid, but I can see the handsome look through those dopey eyes.
Marceline: Girl, you should prank call him!
Sabrina: What?
Marceline: Boys love it when you tease them! If you can prank him good enough, he'll sticking to you like a fly to honey. *pushes the mermaid to the phone*

- Meanwhile, in the boys' cabin -

Eddy: Quit hogging them, Ed!
Ed: Say pretty please, Eddy!
Eddy: In your dreams!
Ed: Say 'pretty please with two eggs and a slice of bacon!
Abyo: I want some too!
Eddy: Gimme the chips!
Edd: Do you mind? I'm trying to read!
Eddy: Wait for the movie, Double D!
Finn: Let go of them, Ed!
Eddy: Yeah, c'mon Ed, I'm starving!
Toon Link: HYAAAAAAAAAAH!! *slices the bag open, and chips are everywhere*
Luigi: *yelps*
Steven: Yay, it's raining chips! *laughs*
Edd: Oh, look at this now! Dried potatoes, that may contain dextrose, salt, and saturated fats, all over my sleeping bag!
Eddy: *snickers* Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed!
Ed/Abyo: *laughing*
Abyo: That's so funny!
Garu: *meditates*
Finn: Come on, Garu, it's a boys night! Cut loose, have some crazy boom boom fun, man!
Dag: Yeah, you're being a spooty wet party blanket!
Norb: You mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket?"
Steven: So, what should we do now?
Ed: Hey, let's bake a pie and hit me with it!
Eddy: *shines a flashlight at Ed* Gentlemen, I think we need to operate. *snickers*
Edd: Oh, I concur, Doctor Eddy. *giggles*
Eddy: Hold still, Lumpy. *pinches Ed's shadow* Boink! Boink!
Ed: I feel it, Eddy. Like voodoo.
Eddy: Boink! *laughs*
Villager: May I try?
Eddy: Sure, why not?
Villager: *makes a rocket with his hands* Boom!
Norb: Not bad!
Dag: Hey, how do you make shadow puppets with hands, like that?
Villager: Don't question an artist at work. *makes a butterfly next*
Ed: Like walnuts? *manipulates his hands* Oh! Can you guess what it is?
Eddy: Hmmm.... Gee, Ed, is it a HAND?
Ed: Oh! Oh oh, wait wait. Um.... *tries it again, but only shows his hand again* I think it's broken, guys.
Eddy: What a lump!
Edd: Well, at least he's consistent.
Boys: *laughing*
Pete: *calls out from the cabin window, next door* Hey you! You kids keep it down out there! I'm trying to sleep here!
Edd: Ssssh! We're disturbing our neighbors, you guys!
Eddy: Oh, are we? *makes farting noises from his armpit*
Ed: *laughs*
Steven: Uhh, we should keep it down.
Luigi: No more noise, boys, okey dokey?

BRRRRING!

Ed: I'll get it! *picks up the phone* Hello? ....Yeah? .....Whatever you say, whatever you just said!
Finn: Who's it from?
Ed: Someone's asking if my refrigerator's running, and I said "Yeah", and then they said I should go catch it. *chuckles*
Eddy: ...You bonehead! Someone's prank-calling you!
Finn: What?
Eddy: *pokes out the window, and sees the girls, giggling and waving* It was those girls!
Abyo: What, we got pranked by girls?!
Villager: Aw man...
Eddy: Those girls think they can dupe us? Well, I am the king of pranks! You know what this means, gentlemen?
Steven: We go back to our sleepover and have a good time?
Eddy: Nope, we PRANK them back!
Abyo: Maybe we can prank call them! Ask them about Prince Albert in his can!
Finn: Nah, man, we had make a bigger and better prank than theirs. That's how prank wars work.
Toon Link: Oh?
Garu: *sees Pucca through the window* Hmm...
Steven: What is it, Garu? We're gonna go do the bigger prank.

Marceline: You know, you got some nerve, dude.
Sabrina: Thanks, but, uh, why do I feel...bad about it?
Daisy: Come on, it's just a prank call.

Thump!

Ching: What was that? I heard a thump.
Sabrina: I think it was my tail.

Thump! Thump!

Daisy: I don't think it's you. *checks outside*

*rolls of toilet paper fly over the girls' cabin*

Boys: Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Marceline: The boys are attacking us! Ugh!
Eddy: How do you like us now, huh?
Ed: Paper fly! *throws more toilet paper over*
Pete: What in blue blazes?! *steps out of his cabin* What's going on here!?
Finn: Uhh, nothing?
Pete: Well, it doesn't look like nothing. Looks to me, like a bunch of perfectly good toilet paper's gone to waste! Now you kids better go to sleep, or I'll kick all of you OUT OF MY CAMPGROUND!! *storms off*
Luigi: *sighs* Mama mia...
Oswald: Sorry about that. Pete's just cranky when he doesn't get his "beauty" sleep. Don't worry, Gus and I will clean it tomorrow. Good night, you guys. *goes back to his cabin*
Finn: G'night, Os!
Eddy: Night, ladies. *laughs*

*the boys head back, and Steven stops to look*

Garu: Hmm....
Steven: What's up, Garu? Why are you acting like that? *looks in Garu's direction, and sees Pucca heading back to the cabin*
Ed: Is he looking for a donut?
Steven: No, I don't think so. *sees Sabrina, looking at Ed* And why is she looking at you?
Ed: Maybe she's looking for a donut too. Or maybe her crush is embarrassed by the big kitty man. *guffaws, and heads back to the cabin*
Steven: *his eyes widen, with stars appearing on them* Maybe Sabrina has a crush on Ed, and Garu might have feelings for Pucca! It's a double true love knot! Love might be in the air, after all! *giggles* I gotta tighten those knots up! *heads back*

Marceline: Those guys TP'd our joint, do you know what this means?
Sabrina: Yeah, he probably doesn't love me back...
Marceline: Wrong. It means he totally loves you back!
Girls: Ooooohh!
Marceline: Now we just gotta prank them back.
Sabrina: This is really confusing, and we don't want Pete to kick us out.
Marceline: *blows a raspberry* Then you should stop listening to that fat cat, and start listening to a real girl! Now what will we prank them with?
Plump: Maybe we can throw cake at them!
Daisy: .....You two just wanna eat cake, don't ya?
Muffintop: Pretty much the point, anyway.
Marceline: You two should get some hobbies.
Daisy: Maybe we can draw mustaches on their faces while they're sleeping!
Marceline: Now you're talking, girl!

*Marceline flies in the boys' cabin, and draws a mustache on Toon Link's face*

Marceline: *giggles, and flies off*

*Norbert sneaks in the girls' cabin, and draws a mustache and writes "BEAVERS RULE!" on Plump's face*

Norb: *chuckles*

*Then, Plump sneaks back in, and shaves off half of Luigi's mustache*

Plump: Eat cake! *smushes cake in Luigi's face, and runs*
Luigi: *wakes up* Hoh?

Oswald: *walks in with Gremlin Gus* What's going he.... Oh, dear Walt.
Gus: My word! What's all this hullabaloo?

*they respond "Nothing", in small unions*

Oswald: Why does Ching have a mustache drawn on her face?
Luigi: *sighs* Cause they shaved off half my mustache... *weeps*
Dag: And those spooty girls shaved off half my body fur too! Eeh!
Gus: And Villager! Is Link taped to you?
Villager: Yyyeah, prank war got pree-ty weird, Gus.
Toon Link: *struggles*
Steven: We didn't mean to cause all this! Don't tell Pete on us!
Oswald: It's okay, it's okay. Just stop these silly pranks, go back to their cabins, and go to sleep!

*everyone goes back to their cabins, and both sides started planning out their big attack*

Steven: Should we just stop already? These pranks are starting to get mean.
Eddy: Can it, gem gut! What we need is one ultimate prank to end it all! Double D, get a map of the campgrounds! Daggett, make me a table! Villager, get me a boombox that plays intense military music!
Villager: *pulls out a jukebox from his pocket, and play military music* Boom.
Eddy: And Steven, fill up the stink bombs!
Steven: Uh, how many?
Eddy: All of them. All...of the stink bombs. *evil chuckle*

Marceline: And after we throw those dozen cakes in their faces, the girls will spread out and launch the next dozen cakes in their faces.
Sabrina: Are you sure it's a good idea?
Daisy: What? We're doing this for you.
Marceline: This is how revenge... I mean how flirting works.
Ching: Those boys will might as well surrender.
Pucca: Yuh-huh.
Sabrina: Can't I just walk up to the old monobrow and tell him I like him?
Marceline: You mean, directly at him? You have got A LOT to learn about dudes here in the surface.

Eddy: Gentlemen, and Luigi, it's been an honor with you.
Edd: I'm not sure about this. This is seems quite vile and...unsanitary, to say the least.
Finn: Man up, dude. Cause We're gonna hit them back!
Norb: Have you all forgotten that they RUINED MY HAIR WITH STICKY, MARSHMALLOW CREME?!? *shudders* The humanity...
Dag: Don't you worry, Nor-butt, we'll get'em!
Steven: I'd rather go back to our good time, eating chips and playing games. Can't we make peace and forget about this?
Eddy: Sorry, it's bigger than you now. It's bigger than all of us. Even for you, Lumpy.
Ed: Ouch.

*the boys and girls stepped out of their cabins, prepped for the final assault*

Marceline: ATTACK!
Eddy: CHARGE!

*they started throwing cakes and stink bombs everywhere*

Marceline: *gets hit with a stink bomb* Ugh, that reeks!
Dag: *gets hit with a piece of cake* Aaaahhh!! It's delicious!
Pete: *blasts out of his cabin* Just what is going on here?! *gets hit with one of the boys' stink bombs* What the... *sniffs, and gags* Oh, my poor nose! *holds his mouth and nose, and high-tails it out of here*

*the battle starts to move them into the mess hall, where the girls reload their cake ammo*

Steven: Garu, where are you?! *sees him in the middle with Pucca* There he is! *sees Sabrina, walking up to Ed*
Sabrina: Hey.
Ed: Hello. Eddy wants me to throw this bomb at you.
Sabrina: *chuckles* Yeah, and I'm supposed to shove this cake into your face, huh?
Ed: Can I eat it?
Sabrina: Yeah. It's just that...I don't wanna be mean to you.

Garu: *taps Pucca's shoulder*
Pucca: *turns around* Oh?
Garu: Hmm... *blushes*

Sabrina: And I can see through your eyes like a sunset over an endless ocean, or a canyon that's so awesome and vast!
Ed: Cool! *smiles*

Garu: *holds out his hand*
Pucca: *gasps*

Ed: And Eddy just calls me an "idiot." *guffaws*
Sabrina: Well, I don't think you're an idiot. I think you're....special.

Steven: *gets starry-eyed* Wow...
Eddy: Get outta the way! Monobrow's got a girl trapped here!
Steven: Listen, I don't wanna fight anymore!
Eddy: Fine! Who needs ya?! *hurls a big stink bomb at Steven*
Steven: I said, "I DON'T WANNA FIGHT"!

*Steven summons his shield and the stink bomb hits it, and the shield's rosy aura eliminates all the stink from the stink bombs, which causes everyone to stop and look*

Steven: Listen to me! This prank war stuff is wrong! Look at yourselves! What have we become!? Sabrina just has a crush on Ed, and Garu might actually have feelings for Pucca! And you do this by pranking each other?! If this keeps up, we'll be torn apart, even these two relationships. I ask you, why can't we have peace on Earth, or Wasteland, or anywhere? What we really need....is love.
Marceline: ....Steven's right. This pranking stuff is dumb. I think I let myself carried away.
Finn: I think we all did, Marceline.
Luigi: *cries on Daisy's shoulder*
Daisy: It's okay, Luigi. Just let it out.
Gus: By Jove! What's all this!?
Oswald: Yeah, just what's going on he...

*everyone turned around with tears in their eyes, and Oswald and Gus slowly back away, both of them not saying a word*

Dag: *wipes a tear off his eye, looks* Hey, they're hugging!
Edd: My word, they are!
Norb: You did it, Steven!
Dag: Yeah, I don't know how, but you did it!
Abyo: Guess Garu really has feelings for her.
Ching: And so's Sabrina.
Eddy: Oh come on! Can't we just stomp those stupid girls and win this war already?!
Edd: I've had just about enough war for one day, thank you!
Eddy: Well, what about revenge, Double D?
Edd: Oh, we'll get revenge, Eddy. *whispers in Finn's ear*
Finn: *chuckles*

*Finn and Double D started marching up to Eddy*

Eddy: What are you looking at? *gets grabbed by Edd and Finn*

- Mean Street -

*Eddy hangs from a lamppost by his underwear, sailing up and hitting a light bulb, then bouncing back down to the sound of black-and-white toons cheering*

Ching: Whoa!
Abyo: That was sooo easy!
Ching: Who's up next?
Amethyst: Aw yeah, let me get a crack at it! *jumps, and shapeshifts into a lead tonne, before dropping onto the board*
Eddy: OH NO! *soars up, and hits the light bulb, electrocuting himself this time*
Edd: Step right up now; it only cost one ticket.
Jake: Dude, you're pulling my finger here! Wait right there! *rushes off*
Finn: I'll just take your turn, then, Jake.
Garnet: Steven, that was brave of you to stand up for those two couples.
Pearl: Oh yes, your mother would be proud. But don't you think it's a bit harsh for Eddy?
Marceline: Eh, dude's gotta face the consequences.
Amethyst: You said it.
Edd: At a ticket a turn, it may take a while to pay you back, Oswald.
Oswald: Don't worry about it. I got all the time in the world.
Pucca: *hugs Garu*
Garu: *moans*
Ed: And I've got a mermaid on my buttocks.
Sabrina: *giggles*
Jake: *reappears with a treasure chest* I'm gonna take this many shots at him.
Eddy: You gotta be kidding me! Hey, wait! That's enough to cover the damages! Right, Oswald?
Jake: Stand back, dudes! I'm bringing down the war hammer! Yeeeeah! *stretches into a giant hammer*
Eddy: Ah man. *gets launched* MOOOMMYYY!!!
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End.

Description
(Epic Pucca Season 3, Episode 6a)
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The boys and girls are having sleepovers in Wasteland on the same night, but a prank call has turned this peaceful night into an all-out prank war. But Sabrina still has a crush on Ed, and Garu gets sudden feelings for Pucca. Will Steven be able to tighten those two relationships?
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Ching
- Abyo
- Steven
- Ed
- Edd (Double D)
- Eddy
- Sabrina
- Finn
- Marceline
- Villager
- Toon Link
- Princess Plump
- Princess Muffintop
- Norbert
- Daggett
- Princess Daisy
- Luigi

Minor characters:
- Oswald
- Gremlin Gus
- Pete
- Jake
- Amethyst
- Garnet
- Pearl
- Toons
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- Wasteland Campgrounds -
- The Girls' Cabin -

*In one of of the cabins, the girls enjoy a playful pillow fight*

Girls: *laughing*
Sabrina: So this is what a pillow fight feels like! I usually sleep on coral. It looks hard, but it's actually pretty comfortable if you're in the right position.
Marceline: *snickers* Whatever, dude. What should we do now?
Plump: Ooh, ooh! Let's play truth or dare!
Pucca: Ooh! *giggles*
Marceline: All right. Ching, what's it gonna be? An honest truth or a saucy dare?
Ching: Mmmm....truth.
Marceline: Would you rather eat dried pasta for a week? Or cut off your pigtails?
Ching: Cut off my pigtails, I guess. Maybe donate them to charity.
Muffintop: Plump, truth or dare?
Plump: Ooh, dare me to eat a cake!
Marceline: And no. Sabrina, truth or dare?
Sabrina: Uh, truth, I guess?
Marceline: Who do you have a crush on?
Sabrina: Uh, can I change it to a dare?
Pucca: Nuh-uh.
Ching: You gotta tell honestly.
Marceline: Them's the rules, girl.
Sabrina: Okay. I guess I have a crush on....Ed!
Plump/Muffintop: Whaaaaaaat?
Muffintop: The tall, dopey one of that troublesome trio from Peach Creek?
Sabrina: Hey, you may think he's stupid, but I can see the handsome look through those dopey eyes.
Marceline: Girl, you should prank call him!
Sabrina: What?
Marceline: Boys love it when you tease them! If you can prank him good enough, he'll sticking to you like a fly to honey. *pushes the mermaid to the phone*

- Meanwhile, in the boys' cabin -

Eddy: Quit hogging them, Ed!
Ed: Say pretty please, Eddy!
Eddy: In your dreams!
Ed: Say 'pretty please with two eggs and a slice of bacon!
Abyo: I want some too!
Eddy: Gimme the chips!
Edd: Do you mind? I'm trying to read!
Eddy: Wait for the movie, Double D!
Finn: Let go of them, Ed!
Eddy: Yeah, c'mon Ed, I'm starving!
Toon Link: HYAAAAAAAAAAH!! *slices the bag open, and chips are everywhere*
Luigi: *yelps*
Steven: Yay, it's raining chips! *laughs*
Edd: Oh, look at this now! Dried potatoes, that may contain dextrose, salt, and saturated fats, all over my sleeping bag!
Eddy: *snickers* Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed!
Ed/Abyo: *laughing*
Abyo: That's so funny!
Garu: *meditates*
Finn: Come on, Garu, it's a boys night! Cut loose, have some crazy boom boom fun, man!
Dag: Yeah, you're being a spooty wet party blanket!
Norb: You mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket?"
Steven: So, what should we do now?
Ed: Hey, let's bake a pie and hit me with it!
Eddy: *shines a flashlight at Ed* Gentlemen, I think we need to operate. *snickers*
Edd: Oh, I concur, Doctor Eddy. *giggles*
Eddy: Hold still, Lumpy. *pinches Ed's shadow* Boink! Boink!
Ed: I feel it, Eddy. Like voodoo.
Eddy: Boink! *laughs*
Villager: May I try?
Eddy: Sure, why not?
Villager: *makes a rocket with his hands* Boom!
Norb: Not bad!
Dag: Hey, how do you make shadow puppets with hands, like that?
Villager: Don't question an artist at work. *makes a butterfly next*
Ed: Like walnuts? *manipulates his hands* Oh! Can you guess what it is?
Eddy: Hmmm.... Gee, Ed, is it a HAND?
Ed: Oh! Oh oh, wait wait. Um.... *tries it again, but only shows his hand again* I think it's broken, guys.
Eddy: What a lump!
Edd: Well, at least he's consistent.
Boys: *laughing*
Pete: *calls out from the cabin window, next door* Hey you! You kids keep it down out there! I'm trying to sleep here!
Edd: Ssssh! We're disturbing our neighbors, you guys!
Eddy: Oh, are we? *makes farting noises from his armpit*
Ed: *laughs*
Steven: Uhh, we should keep it down.
Luigi: No more noise, boys, okey dokey?

BRRRRING!

Ed: I'll get it! *picks up the phone* Hello? ....Yeah? .....Whatever you say, whatever you just said!
Finn: Who's it from?
Ed: Someone's asking if my refrigerator's running, and I said "Yeah", and then they said I should go catch it. *chuckles*
Eddy: ...You bonehead! Someone's prank-calling you!
Finn: What?
Eddy: *pokes out the window, and sees the girls, giggling and waving* It was those girls!
Abyo: What, we got pranked by girls?!
Villager: Aw man...
Eddy: Those girls think they can dupe us? Well, I am the king of pranks! You know what this means, gentlemen?
Steven: We go back to our sleepover and have a good time?
Eddy: Nope, we PRANK them back!
Abyo: Maybe we can prank call them! Ask them about Prince Albert in his can!
Finn: Nah, man, we had make a bigger and better prank than theirs. That's how prank wars work.
Toon Link: Oh?
Garu: *sees Pucca through the window* Hmm...
Steven: What is it, Garu? We're gonna go do the bigger prank.

Marceline: You know, you got some nerve, dude.
Sabrina: Thanks, but, uh, why do I feel...bad about it?
Daisy: Come on, it's just a prank call.

Thump!

Ching: What was that? I heard a thump.
Sabrina: I think it was my tail.

Thump! Thump!

Daisy: I don't think it's you. *checks outside*

*rolls of toilet paper fly over the girls' cabin*

Boys: Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Marceline: The boys are attacking us! Ugh!
Eddy: How do you like us now, huh?
Ed: Paper fly! *throws more toilet paper over*
Pete: What in blue blazes?! *steps out of his cabin* What's going on here!?
Finn: Uhh, nothing?
Pete: Well, it doesn't look like nothing. Looks to me, like a bunch of perfectly good toilet paper's gone to waste! Now you kids better go to sleep, or I'll kick all of you OUT OF MY CAMPGROUND!! *storms off*
Luigi: *sighs* Mama mia...
Oswald: Sorry about that. Pete's just cranky when he doesn't get his "beauty" sleep. Don't worry, Gus and I will clean it tomorrow. Good night, you guys. *goes back to his cabin*
Finn: G'night, Os!
Eddy: Night, ladies. *laughs*

*the boys head back, and Steven stops to look*

Garu: Hmm....
Steven: What's up, Garu? Why are you acting like that? *looks in Garu's direction, and sees Pucca heading back to the cabin*
Ed: Is he looking for a donut?
Steven: No, I don't think so. *sees Sabrina, looking at Ed* And why is she looking at you?
Ed: Maybe she's looking for a donut too. Or maybe her crush is embarrassed by the big kitty man. *guffaws, and heads back to the cabin*
Steven: *his eyes widen, with stars appearing on them* Maybe Sabrina has a crush on Ed, and Garu might have feelings for Pucca! It's a double true love knot! Love might be in the air, after all! *giggles* I gotta tighten those knots up! *heads back*

Marceline: Those guys TP'd our joint, do you know what this means?
Sabrina: Yeah, he probably doesn't love me back...
Marceline: Wrong. It means he totally loves you back!
Girls: Ooooohh!
Marceline: Now we just gotta prank them back.
Sabrina: This is really confusing, and we don't want Pete to kick us out.
Marceline: *blows a raspberry* Then you should stop listening to that fat cat, and start listening to a real girl! Now what will we prank them with?
Plump: Maybe we can throw cake at them!
Daisy: .....You two just wanna eat cake, don't ya?
Muffintop: Pretty much the point, anyway.
Marceline: You two should get some hobbies.
Daisy: Maybe we can draw mustaches on their faces while they're sleeping!
Marceline: Now you're talking, girl!

*Marceline flies in the boys' cabin, and draws a mustache on Toon Link's face*

Marceline: *giggles, and flies off*

*Norbert sneaks in the girls' cabin, and draws a mustache and writes "BEAVERS RULE!" on Plump's face*

Norb: *chuckles*

*Then, Plump sneaks back in, and shaves off half of Luigi's mustache*

Plump: Eat cake! *smushes cake in Luigi's face, and runs*
Luigi: *wakes up* Hoh?

Oswald: *walks in with Gremlin Gus* What's going he.... Oh, dear Walt.
Gus: My word! What's all this hullabaloo?

*they respond "Nothing", in small unions*

Oswald: Why does Ching have a mustache drawn on her face?
Luigi: *sighs* Cause they shaved off half my mustache... *weeps*
Dag: And those spooty girls shaved off half my body fur too! Eeh!
Gus: And Villager! Is Link taped to you?
Villager: Yyyeah, prank war got pree-ty weird, Gus.
Toon Link: *struggles*
Steven: We didn't mean to cause all this! Don't tell Pete on us!
Oswald: It's okay, it's okay. Just stop these silly pranks, go back to their cabins, and go to sleep!

*everyone goes back to their cabins, and both sides started planning out their big attack*

Steven: Should we just stop already? These pranks are starting to get mean.
Eddy: Can it, gem gut! What we need is one ultimate prank to end it all! Double D, get a map of the campgrounds! Daggett, make me a table! Villager, get me a boombox that plays intense military music!
Villager: *pulls out a jukebox from his pocket, and play military music* Boom.
Eddy: And Steven, fill up the stink bombs!
Steven: Uh, how many?
Eddy: All of them. All...of the stink bombs. *evil chuckle*

Marceline: And after we throw those dozen cakes in their faces, the girls will spread out and launch the next dozen cakes in their faces.
Sabrina: Are you sure it's a good idea?
Daisy: What? We're doing this for you.
Marceline: This is how revenge... I mean how flirting works.
Ching: Those boys will might as well surrender.
Pucca: Yuh-huh.
Sabrina: Can't I just walk up to the old monobrow and tell him I like him?
Marceline: You mean, directly at him? You have got A LOT to learn about dudes here in the surface.

Eddy: Gentlemen, and Luigi, it's been an honor with you.
Edd: I'm not sure about this. This is seems quite vile and...unsanitary, to say the least.
Finn: Man up, dude. Cause We're gonna hit them back!
Norb: Have you all forgotten that they RUINED MY HAIR WITH STICKY, MARSHMALLOW CREME?!? *shudders* The humanity...
Dag: Don't you worry, Nor-butt, we'll get'em!
Steven: I'd rather go back to our good time, eating chips and playing games. Can't we make peace and forget about this?
Eddy: Sorry, it's bigger than you now. It's bigger than all of us. Even for you, Lumpy.
Ed: Ouch.

*the boys and girls stepped out of their cabins, prepped for the final assault*

Marceline: ATTACK!
Eddy: CHARGE!

*they started throwing cakes and stink bombs everywhere*

Marceline: *gets hit with a stink bomb* Ugh, that reeks!
Dag: *gets hit with a piece of cake* Aaaahhh!! It's delicious!
Pete: *blasts out of his cabin* Just what is going on here?! *gets hit with one of the boys' stink bombs* What the... *sniffs, and gags* Oh, my poor nose! *holds his mouth and nose, and high-tails it out of here*

*the battle starts to move them into the mess hall, where the girls reload their cake ammo*

Steven: Garu, where are you?! *sees him in the middle with Pucca* There he is! *sees Sabrina, walking up to Ed*
Sabrina: Hey.
Ed: Hello. Eddy wants me to throw this bomb at you.
Sabrina: *chuckles* Yeah, and I'm supposed to shove this cake into your face, huh?
Ed: Can I eat it?
Sabrina: Yeah. It's just that...I don't wanna be mean to you.

Garu: *taps Pucca's shoulder*
Pucca: *turns around* Oh?
Garu: Hmm... *blushes*

Sabrina: And I can see through your eyes like a sunset over an endless ocean, or a canyon that's so awesome and vast!
Ed: Cool! *smiles*

Garu: *holds out his hand*
Pucca: *gasps*

Ed: And Eddy just calls me an "idiot." *guffaws*
Sabrina: Well, I don't think you're an idiot. I think you're....special.

Steven: *gets starry-eyed* Wow...
Eddy: Get outta the way! Monobrow's got a girl trapped here!
Steven: Listen, I don't wanna fight anymore!
Eddy: Fine! Who needs ya?! *hurls a big stink bomb at Steven*
Steven: I said, "I DON'T WANNA FIGHT"!

*Steven summons his shield and the stink bomb hits it, and the shield's rosy aura eliminates all the stink from the stink bombs, which causes everyone to stop and look*

Steven: Listen to me! This prank war stuff is wrong! Look at yourselves! What have we become!? Sabrina just has a crush on Ed, and Garu might actually have feelings for Pucca! And you do this by pranking each other?! If this keeps up, we'll be torn apart, even these two relationships. I ask you, why can't we have peace on Earth, or Wasteland, or anywhere? What we really need....is love.
Marceline: ....Steven's right. This pranking stuff is dumb. I think I let myself carried away.
Finn: I think we all did, Marceline.
Luigi: *cries on Daisy's shoulder*
Daisy: It's okay, Luigi. Just let it out.
Gus: By Jove! What's all this!?
Oswald: Yeah, just what's going on he...

*everyone turned around with tears in their eyes, and Oswald and Gus slowly back away, both of them not saying a word*

Dag: *wipes a tear off his eye, looks* Hey, they're hugging!
Edd: My word, they are!
Norb: You did it, Steven!
Dag: Yeah, I don't know how, but you did it!
Abyo: Guess Garu really has feelings for her.
Ching: And so's Sabrina.
Eddy: Oh come on! Can't we just stomp those stupid girls and win this war already?!
Edd: I've had just about enough war for one day, thank you!
Eddy: Well, what about revenge, Double D?
Edd: Oh, we'll get revenge, Eddy. *whispers in Finn's ear*
Finn: *chuckles*

*Finn and Double D started marching up to Eddy*

Eddy: What are you looking at? *gets grabbed by Edd and Finn*

- Mean Street -

*Eddy hangs from a lamppost by his underwear, sailing up and hitting a light bulb, then bouncing back down to the sound of black-and-white toons cheering*

Ching: Whoa!
Abyo: That was sooo easy!
Ching: Who's up next?
Amethyst: Aw yeah, let me get a crack at it! *jumps, and shapeshifts into a lead tonne, before dropping onto the board*
Eddy: OH NO! *soars up, and hits the light bulb, electrocuting himself this time*
Edd: Step right up now; it only cost one ticket.
Jake: Dude, you're pulling my finger here! Wait right there! *rushes off*
Finn: I'll just take your turn, then, Jake.
Garnet: Steven, that was brave of you to stand up for those two couples.
Pearl: Oh yes, your mother would be proud. But don't you think it's a bit harsh for Eddy?
Marceline: Eh, dude's gotta face the consequences.
Amethyst: You said it.
Edd: At a ticket a turn, it may take a while to pay you back, Oswald.
Oswald: Don't worry about it. I got all the time in the world.
Pucca: *hugs Garu*
Garu: *moans*
Ed: And I've got a mermaid on my buttocks.
Sabrina: *giggles*
Jake: *reappears with a treasure chest* I'm gonna take this many shots at him.
Eddy: You gotta be kidding me! Hey, wait! That's enough to cover the damages! Right, Oswald?
Jake: Stand back, dudes! I'm bringing down the war hammer! Yeeeeah! *stretches into a giant hammer*
Eddy: Ah man. *gets launched* MOOOMMYYY!!!
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