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Rabittooth — An Introduction to Kirk-Fu
Published: 2012-10-31 20:01:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 27610; Favourites: 246; Downloads: 300
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Yes! You too can master the extraordinary fighting skills and style of the one and ONLY Captain James Tiberius Kirk! Act Now! Supplies are limited!Email me for PRINT info: Rabittooth@aol.com
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Naw. The Kirk-Fu moves were exhausted.
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Imagine it there was a school for teaching Kirk-Fu, that would be cool. Yes, the newer Star Trek movies are good and all, but always respect the originals.
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I'm practicing this on the laundry hanging on the line!
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The entire piece is made of awesome, but you deserve bonus points for turning Gary Mitchell into a Klingon and "fixing" Kirk's rank braid in the same image. 
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aha! First person to have noticed that! Had to give him the black collar too. Good eye!
Thanks!
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My pleasure!
I hope there will be another installment at some point. The three-on-Kirk fight from "Gamesters of Triskelion" could provide enough material all by itself.
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You may know Ka-Razy, but I know Kirk-Fu!
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omg yes those are totally his go-to moves haha
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it is indeed .... Kirk-Fu.
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but yeah, all fun aside.. -cough- you do know that those chops were often almost as effective as the "Vulcan Neck Pinch".
Heck BETTER In a couple of episodes where he clearly didn't even TOUCH his victim. He just chopped the air near them ...once... and they went down in a heap.
Also a couple of his Kirk Fu punches were just as magically effective... just one blow with little apparent power(and sometimes at short distances) and complete knock-out.
There's nothing quite like the power and effectiveness of Kirk Fu ....to bad it won't be invented until hundreds of years from now... in an alternate universe.
(BTW another aspect of Kirk Fu is the power to change your body form and facial structure in the middle of the most physically difficult parts of the fight and then revert back again moments later... with hair back in place.)
are you still selling this?
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Your shirt of course must be ripped half off of you during your Kirk-Fu training...
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Goes without saying. Also be sure to wipe a small amount of blood from the corner of your mouth at some point with the back of your hand.
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interestingly this shows the only two instances in which the double fisted back blow was ineffective.
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LMAO - this is hilarious! XD One-two chop! And that double fisted technique performed on the lizzard in apron is just gorgeous! XD XD
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This is hilarious, very informative, way better than the innefectual kung fu!
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Starfleet I'd guess. But I'm pretty sure the man himself would be the only true source.
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Thats hair ... a poster for another time perhaps.
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Heh, I meant Jim Kirk Dough
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Oh wait, better yet, "Jim-Kirk-Do"
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UNLESS ...You're James Tiberius Kirk.
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Awesome! I love how ineffectual these would actually be. Clearly this is where Steven Seagal learned his chops.
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A dropkick might be effective if only for the MAJOR suprise factor. But yeah ... it aint gonna work like it did on the show.
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That is seriously funny. I need to get a copy to put up on the wall in my martial arts studio
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Oooh. That's an application I'd never thought of! They're available as prints!
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No your welcome its great, I hope to see more!
no but seriously its a funny Idea and we need to see more of these lol
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OMG, just... too funny not to fave. The one-two chop especially--I can just see Kirk flailing his arms like a windmill there. 
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This is just great. I love it. I always wondered, what it would look like, if Shatner had been an expert on fighting techniques like Chuck Norris, but after all, it wouldn`t be that funny.
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lol. Well ... he was certainly an expert in the Kirk -Fu!
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