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Published: 2015-06-17 19:35:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 36082; Favourites: 358; Downloads: 0
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I saw that the new Xcom game is going to be a viper enemy that attacks by licking it's enemies from across the map and by coiling them up. Had to give it a draw ( should have given it a more ferocious look though ΒRelated content
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Suddenly, a ranger appears and chops off the viper's head.
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After doing some field testing I'm revising this to "Suddenly, a ranger appears and misses"
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If the commander is good enough.
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nicely done looks fCKing awesome but for a second there i thought that there was be some freaky vore sh!t
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Well it seemed to use a giant tongue to drag you across the map - Β there could be some vorey stuff going on XDΒ
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What popped into my head:
Xcom Operative: "Strike One-Four here, I need... (getting squeezed) Β support!"
Outcomes:
Good Sniper: "Copy, engaging." Β (Headshots the viper, saving Four) Β "You're clear, Four."
Bad Sniper: Β "Oh shit!" (Fires and misses) Β "Shit, someone help Four!"
Pervert Sniper: Β (Turns off comms, pulls out smartphone, starts recording video) Β "Where is THIS going..."
Casanova Sniper: (Headshots the viper) Β "The serpent is dead now Four, dinner later?"
Colonel-Rank Sniper: (Headshots the viper and Double Taps to headshot another one) Β "You alright, Four?"
Rookie Sniper: (Sees this, panics, fires a panic shot into a hot dog stand that results in Four being doused in ketchup and pickle relish, to the Viper's delight) "Four, Nooooooooooo!!!" Β
Sorry about the length of this comment. Β Great work. Β
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This comment is amazing.
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Thank you. Here's another:
Good Specialist: "I got ya!" (Ventilates the Viper and sends the Gremlin to treat Four) "You're gonna be okay, Four."
Bad Specialist: "Oh damn!" (Fires and misses) "Oh no!"
Pervert Specialist: (Turns off comms, sets Gremlin to 'recon and record' mode) "Oh YEAH..." Β
Casanova Specialist: "Bad Snake." (Electrocutes the Viper with the Gremlin and personally treats Four's injuries) "You're alright Four-out-of-three, more than alright..."
Colonel Specialist: (Overwatch-kills the Viper, sends the Gremlin to electrocute an entire advent squad, treats Four's injuries) "You're back in Four. Β Give em hell." Β
Rookie Specialist: (Sends the Gremlin on a loopy flight path that leads to the drone bouncing off of Four's head, then the damn thing flies back to the Specialist and tases him.) Β "Fooouuuurrrr...." Β
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Good Ranger: Tries to sword, misses.
Bad Ranger: Tries to sword, misses. Reveals two pods for advancing so far.
Pervert Ran- no, just no. What do you think you're doing with that sword- OH GOD NO!
Actually, Ranger's probably aren't that interesting. They'll only just miss with their swords, apart from the Pervert Ranger. Or the Rookie Ranger, he'd just panic and sword himself, and miss.
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Hmm...
Okay, we'll skip to the good parts:
Colonel-Sharpshooter: (Goes Serial and Killzone with a Plasma Lance with a Superior Autoloader, Extended Mag, and Scope, the Viper and everything it ever loved dies) Β "Are you okay, Four?" Β
Colonel-Grenadier: Β (Ventilates the viper, using the burning Advent-Filled building they just blew up as backdrop) "They can't handle us, Four!" Β
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Bad luck with slash I guess? Β
Casanova Ranger: (Slash-Decapitates the Viper, helps Four to her feet, smooches her hand) "Milady." Β
Colonel Ranger: (Goes Reaper, slash-kills the Viper, and its sister, and another sister, a squad of random unfortunate advent mooks, and explodes an officer's head with a shotgun.) Β "Let's go, Four!!"
Rookie Ranger: (Tries to sword, trips, falls into the Viper's open mouth, kicks Four repeatedly in the head as he panic-flails about) Β "Bad touch! Β Bad..." Β
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love this one, wish this would happen in the game.
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It does. She just not very friendly at allΒ youtu.be/Ok65u-2DoVw?t=5m25s
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it happens so fast in that vid that's its really hard to tell, kinda reminds me of the seeker grabs honestly.. except a lot more dangerous lol
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I don't think it's going to be so dangerous on the release of the game. If it is I fore see a lot of rage quitting. Hopefully it wont have a chance to be bloody invisible though 
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ahh gotcha. in any case, the pic you did here is awesome, glad to see it. I'd love to see more cuties in a squeeze like in this one.
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Maybe I'll just make more things with spiders.Β
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ahh, in a spider mood eh?
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I am, they've been haunting my dreams
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oh =x hopefully not in a bad way.
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you got posted on Xcom's twitter!
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Thanks for mentioning it XD
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I am ridiculously excited for this game
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Likewise. I loved Enemy Unknown/WithinΒ
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Nah, it's nicer this way. They just want to snuggle up close to you with their coils, after all... I for one welcome our new snakey alien overlords. 
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They just want to be friends but you just keep blowing stuff up XD
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So... how long until Rule 34 screws this snake over? Anyone want to take bets?
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It doesn't matter when it came out, the R34 crap came out five minutes before.
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Loooong happened, buddy. She's practically become the new naga/snakey internet goddess.
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Probably already happened .
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It's about as close as I could get to the actual design .Β
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Awesome Work! This is really Great!Β
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It's alright, thanks
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I'm sure he wants to be her friend!
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This is true, but she doesn't want to be their friend.
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Three cheers for snaketits! If you check Firaxis' twitter they're being good sports about this too.
e:Β twitter.com/FiraxisGames/statuβ¦
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Yey, yey, yey, I think they planned it this way
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Mind control via eye contact? :3 (Basically hypnosis! XD)
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I wouldn't be surprised if that happens in the game, but by telepathy not eye contact.
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I know, but all the fanart will show otherwise! XD
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