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Published: 2007-12-06 02:32:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 8732; Favourites: 130; Downloads: 42
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CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! haha he got away but at the cost of his dignity!!Parody sketch for
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holy fruck...who has dreads down below????
XD
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haha! ill draw that one if you draw the kenpachi one!!!
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???????
spikety spikets and bells down below?
i don't think i'm ready for down below....;_; *brain is molested*
mad libs are like mad smex in a moving vehicle.
LIFE IN THE FAST LAAAAAAAAAANE!
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OH MAN! i didnt even THINK about bells down there!!!! you are insane! hahahaha!!! Oh man!!!!!!!
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XD
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride on.....
kenpachi.......
XD
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why oh why is christmas just over???!! that wouldve been soo good!
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XD
i told todd he should be the 'anti-santa' he's got this black beard, and he's super tall and skinny. XD
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Oh! that sounds like Tim Burtons the Nightmare before Christmas! only he didnt have a real beard cos of his skull face, haha! That would be fun to draw! the ol' coal-if-you're-bad santa
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XDD muahahaha
i just siad it cuz he was complaining about how food ALWAYS gets stuck in his beard. XD
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im sure there was a story where a guy kept dropping food in his beard so he was never hungry cos he'd just suck on it, and it was tasty or something!
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I believe that was the Twits by Roald Dahl *Random*
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omfg i just watched the special featers for lord of the rings.
1. the riders of rohan are actually female equestrians with extreme makeup and fake beardage, and they got oatmeal inthe thier beards all the time.
2. aragorn made out with merry. like serious. and merry's actor is like "now, i'm not saying anything...but i think i felt tongue. and for a moment there i fell in love...and then i flet a little sick..."
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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AW MAN!!! i want to see that!!!! where are those dvd's damnit!!! and bearded ladies? that sounds fun actually, haha!
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....XD at my friend's house.
come visit us!!!!
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yeah sleep over and movies!! hahah! but which one is it in? I told Gdd and she's curious too!
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urm......i don't know....i can ask ellie. she's the one who has all the dvds memorized.
CAN YOU BELEIVE SHE SAW THE MOVIES AND HASN'T EVEN READ THE BOOKS?????????????? WTF?????????? SERIOUS FAIL!
but she's still awesomely hilarious. flamenco dance and all that. ^^
OMG! I'MMA AUDITION FOR GREASE! sooooooooo nervous though....it's a big show.....50 ppl cast. we reherse ev ery day for an entire month and then preform for a week (if i get in)
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GREASE??? wow cool!! I'd be too nervous to act on stage, i hope you get it!
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YYYYYYYYYYYYARGH! i fudged the audition so bad....but it was my first real audition anyway....so it's not so horrible...like, when i sang, it sounded good, but i messed upa t the beginning...thanks god for a nice director and pianist!
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Will would probobly be a bit distracted in their fight, eh?
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haha yeah, who knows what he's done with it in his travels!
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... Scary!!! o_o
Yet totally awesome for some odd reason.
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aww jack i thougght u were off the rum ._."
drealord and what a diturbing sight...his happy trail o_o
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xD good job, always details are the most important, poor jack we shall send him off to rehab with brittany spears and the rest of his kind
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haha i paid extra attention to that body hair!
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xDDD are those..skull pasties on his nipples?!?!?!
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pasties?@?@ haha thats cool! i think they were tatoos but pasties are pretty good
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::snorts soda from nose:: wtf! I like it, it makes me laugh but still wtf
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Oh Jack... OH GOD... it's bewdiful. I'm touched!
Like a star in the sky, Jack's nads shine so briiiiight
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the curse of his black pearls
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It was supposed to be balls, hahaha!
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Didn't think he had any dignity to begin with... :s
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