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-Shut Up!-_____ casually ate her sandwich, also propped with a book ,by herself in the dining hall. Everybody else was across the room playing cards, a day-off. Ceasefire day. So _____ took the day off by reading a book, everyone else playing their various games she hated to play; She always lost. When they offered _____ a place in the game, she'd tell him a stern, "No". They'd shrug and turn their attention back to the huddled circle.
Scout however spent this day sleeping, unusual, but he needed it. He was under fire yesterday, the
BLUs on their up game somehow. He'd taken a few bullets but nothing the good ole' Doc couldn't fix. It was _____ who usually took the Intel most of the time, her being quite small to fire at,and her ability to avoid things never failed her. Guess she was slow that day. So now she sat here, finished with her meal, still reading the book - in which case bored her to death.
"I still don' get why you read books for" His voice rang throughout the room, nobody seemed to mind; or the fact that everybody just learned to ignore him.
_____ glanced at him and set the book down, "Figured you'd wake up when you're not supposed ta"
She pointed a finger at the various wrappings on his arms.
"Nothing don't stop me, daisies" He gave a small smirk and sat himself in across the picnic table, "Whatsorta sappy crappy book you readin'?" He asked jerking his chin up.
She rolled her eyes at him, ignoring the question, "Why don' you stop calling me daisies?" He laughed and shrugged, "It suits you, a bunch'a petunia's; squishy and girly"
"I'm not girly" She glared at him.
They still went at each other like a bunch of kids. Maybe that's what they were. If there ever were a mother figure in this messed up team they had, it'd be the Engineer. Funny really, considering he was
a man, and Engie just didn't seem to mind it coming from _____. Anyone else had to face the wrath of his many sentries.
"You pretty much are...You turned my room into a damn flower shop when you got here!" He pointed towards the hallway
"Hey, if I didn't clean that piece a shit of a room up, I don't know how the hell I'd be alive on the battlefield. If there was any extra room I'd take it" She spat sipping some of her Coke.
"At least I don't leave frikkin panties and bras around..." He mumbled. She sneered at him, "Says the person who cries looking at rainbows..."
"Shut up! I do not cry lookin' at rainbows!"
"Make me shut up!" _____ stood up, challenging the arrogant boy.
"Oh I will!" He stood up and sized her up
"Oh yeah? How you-!?" She got cut off.
With quickness he grabbed her shoulders and leaned his head in with one swift move. His lips met
hers, setting the girl wide-eyed in the embrace. It was a sloppy and half-assed kiss, but it did its effect.
His tongue grazed her lip lightly, but she refused. ______ pushed back at him and shoved him away, a big grin planted on his face when she looked up.
"Gotcha to shut up didn't I?" He asked
_____ stared at him and at the rest of the team in embarrassment. The other group of men were just
as shocked as she was. Their attention was fully at them whenever the two misfits were together, it was just they didn't bother to show any feigned interest. 'Oh dear, please help me now' She thought.
Sniper looked like he was going to laugh his ass off right then and there. Spy did a slow wolf-whistle as
he blew smoke out his mouth; non-chalantly placing a hand of cards onto the table.
"B-but not like...." She found it hard to find the words. That idiot! He would do that wouldn't he?!
"Yep daisies, I win- again" He chuckled and flashed that irritating smirk of his.
She blushed in embarrassment, running off to their room, to search for her handy bat.....
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Comments: 75
NightBlossom----Sans [2017-02-16 06:26:49 +0000 UTC]
HHHMMMMMMMMMMMM NOW I WONDER whereee did my handy dandy deathly deadly bat of death gooo~ i need to bonk someone that is waay to cocky *holds up a pocture of a rooster* hehehehhehe
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SusieTheSquirrel [2016-07-28 10:29:18 +0000 UTC]
Amazing job on this one! This is probably the best Scout X Reader I've ever read!
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MossTailWarrior [2016-06-02 01:48:24 +0000 UTC]
I'd hit him right in the kisser after I found the bat
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crystalcat23 [2016-03-26 15:00:47 +0000 UTC]
wait, so the reader is a female scout? awesome XD
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Beginneratart [2016-03-10 11:27:16 +0000 UTC]
I usually don't read these kinds of fics, but this is HILARIOUS!!!
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Raritylols [2015-09-20 13:23:00 +0000 UTC]
Scout: a bunch of petunia's; squishy and girly) Reader: You wanna go bish?) Scout: Just squishy now that I think about it...
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SilverSpeedster-XD In reply to ImAHurricane [2016-03-25 13:55:00 +0000 UTC]
*laughing her ass off*
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MsVixenGamer [2014-08-03 10:03:50 +0000 UTC]
My name is daisy tho
lets just ignore the nickname
..
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ask-female-firepaw [2014-07-28 05:55:19 +0000 UTC]
HIT 'IM RIGHT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!
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CookieGirlXP [2014-05-27 20:41:58 +0000 UTC]
Yeah reader-chan and whack him in the nuts. Yup Tsun Tsun.
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ShiroShototsu [2014-04-15 20:16:18 +0000 UTC]
I would've just kicked him then and there. Make all those 'men' know whose boss around here.
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Nicolagroupie [2014-03-09 23:01:45 +0000 UTC]
In the great words of Voldemort: "Nyeh heh heh!!!"
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Raventhemerbgirl In reply to Nicolagroupie [2016-03-06 21:02:19 +0000 UTC]
That's a weird way to spell The Great Papyrus....
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Nicolagroupie In reply to Raventhemerbgirl [2016-04-01 00:16:39 +0000 UTC]
Goddammit I knew i messed up somewhere
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HeavenlyDio In reply to Nicolagroupie [2014-03-12 22:43:43 +0000 UTC]
sounds more like Eridan Ampora from homestuck xD
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koujakulation In reply to HeavenlyDio [2014-05-25 22:06:37 +0000 UTC]
The fandom ruined Eridan.
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transformicerawks11 [2013-08-25 00:21:39 +0000 UTC]
This song captures my Fem!Scout oc and scout's relationship. www.youtube.com/watch/?v=c6vsHF3E9NU
I think it captures this scenario well too.
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RainingCupcakes In reply to transformicerawks11 [2013-08-25 00:36:06 +0000 UTC]
Ouuh, it does~ Thanks for sharing ^^
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transformicerawks11 [2013-08-04 01:36:09 +0000 UTC]
If I was in this I would straight away say: oh DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!!
YOU GOT ANYMORE LIQUIDS YOU WANNA SPRAY AT ME YOU STUPID CUNT?!??
Hah, party.mov reference, you probably never heard of it.
Hah, my music reference, you probably heard of it.
I should stop now.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO!
Someone please make me shut up.
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kikatKITTY In reply to transformicerawks11 [2014-07-10 08:08:59 +0000 UTC]
OMG PARTY.MOV!
Lol id be like spike too XD
I am pretty much .MOV spike cept im a girl and I don't do drugs.
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RainingCupcakes In reply to bribee626 [2013-08-02 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it c:
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transformicerawks11 [2013-07-26 07:02:50 +0000 UTC]
"half-assed kiss"
...
IT SMELLS LIKE COMPLETE BUTTHOLE.
lol jk. this is perfect.
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mylifesucksgetoverit [2013-07-18 09:08:57 +0000 UTC]
this is better than most i've read, well it's 2 am here and i'm reading tf2 journals, i must be crazy, i mean pffffffffffffft WHO CARES IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!! ♥_♥
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RainingCupcakes In reply to mylifesucksgetoverit [2013-07-20 01:39:52 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! Glad you liked it ////0w0////
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RainingCupcakes In reply to libbilochi [2013-06-27 04:38:18 +0000 UTC]
Aha, thanks ^^" He's always the, "I hate you" type
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libbilochi In reply to RainingCupcakes [2013-06-27 05:09:11 +0000 UTC]
And the cocky asshole with that wolf-whistle..... I love it when someone can capture spy's attitude perfectly, and you definitely can!
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RainingCupcakes In reply to libbilochi [2013-06-27 06:07:07 +0000 UTC]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! I'm being attacked by a compliment! It was just a small tidbit, but tyvm >o<
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libbilochi In reply to RainingCupcakes [2013-06-28 04:24:21 +0000 UTC]
sorry, I love spy, so anytime he's any where I kinda freak. and I pay attention to detail whenever I read stuff, anyways. nice work, keep it up
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PankakeCarnivor [2013-06-21 05:23:38 +0000 UTC]
Let me just say..I loved this. And thank you so very much for writing it. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to find anything on here like this fic. This was adorable. Great job, Hun!
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RainingCupcakes In reply to PankakeCarnivor [2013-06-22 22:11:11 +0000 UTC]
Y-you love it? >///< I don't know what to say. I really didn't expect much to come out of this little thing when I posted this, but thank you so much for your comment. No problem~
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PankakeCarnivor In reply to RainingCupcakes [2013-06-23 05:34:00 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I do. It was wonderful! Um,..kind of embarrassed, but could I possibly make a request? *hides*
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RainingCupcakes In reply to PankakeCarnivor [2013-06-23 17:59:44 +0000 UTC]
Oh don't hide ^,^ Hmmm, depends honestly. I do have the time to write up a request, but its the content that worries me, of course. What are you thinking? C:
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