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Published: 2006-02-15 01:07:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 164; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 32
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People all the time be askin me... "Rainy, just what the hell IS Valentine's Day?".....Okay so maby they don't ask me that...... but Valentine's Day is a confusing little creature. I would say that it's about love and romance, but that's too boring. I would say that I hate V-Day because it was "created by card and candy companies" but look in your DevWatch and count how many journals are ranting about that. I don't want my DevWatchers to be bored now do I? So, I shall share my knowledge.... Valentine's Day is about CRAZY HAWT SEX!
So today, instead of ranting about how this society is going to hell because of Hallmark, jump on your big gay lover and start riding!
Happy Valentine's Day yalls!
NOW BUY ME SOME CHOCOLATES!!!!!!@222221@2!
andgohumpanemokid! =B
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Comments: 13
schwickydrom [2006-02-15 11:15:44 +0000 UTC]
lol great... harrharr I dont want to get a dildo....
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RainLioness In reply to schwickydrom [2006-02-15 18:39:43 +0000 UTC]
Use a hairbrush then! x3
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schwickydrom In reply to RainLioness [2006-02-16 14:54:21 +0000 UTC]
can I go and find me a girlfriend first?
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needlejuice [2006-02-15 03:15:41 +0000 UTC]
I USE TEH SHOWER FAUCET!!
MMmMmm... hot steamy fantasies about Amy Lee...
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