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Published: 2010-10-30 05:31:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 2207; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 40
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Because my internet provider fails as much as my avatar's skills at contraception, I'm still sitting without internet. It get's kind of boring, which produces weird stuff, together with being currently uninspired.I swear, the grinning one is taking a dump right now. And I won't explain what the rubber gloves will be used for.
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As long as their mother won't decide to liquefy your eyeballs and suck them out through your nostrils.
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Ack... Thats horrifying.. But totally worth it.
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Considering they grow up into smelly, leg-humping creatures that leave silk everywhere, not really.
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I erm, assume those offsprings are not of the spider's bloodline? xD or maybe yes...?
They are utterly adorable though @__@ Makes me feel like keeping one
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Who else would have them? Solait's leg doesn't have the necessary equipment...
Keep as many as you want, there are enough for everyone.
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...true..xD
I just hope it won't hurt so much when they have grown old enough to leg-hump me o.e
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It's generally less painful when you don't struggle because they will tie you up with silk first.
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.....okay o________________________o
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In one of my recent billminion files I drew them on a spider's back with a horrified red next to them, Sun liked them so much that she wants to add them to her story as the result of my avatar loving his spider the wrong way.
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Well that probably complicated things.
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So that's where their silk glands are... thanks for specifying
They remain way too cute. I'll have to go on an epic quest to destroy all rubber gloves and make sure these little guys flood the planet. Gods, that sleeping one X3
What's that on your chest and cheek? Starting to molt?
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The silk gland position was borrowed from a chimera species I cooked up. I needed a place that is mobile and sturdy enough to hold the creature's weight, so I put them into two rows on the tail underside.
You make me want to volunteer as a duster. One litter is annoying enough already.
Those are scars. Molt starts look a bit different.
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Greens don't dust. I don't think Sayron appreciates the smell in the Quarters, not even speaking of the Mistresses now. Plus, it's Letho doing the labor...
Scars, eh? What did you get yourself involved in now?
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...Great. Now, I need to find out where my gonads are, cut them out and make it look like an accident, for Letho's sake. Or maybe...sheep intestine and some strings. You won't destroy all the sheepies, because the browns will be not amused.
The one on the chest was from a fight with a rat long ago, the deep cut on the base of the left ear, haven't decided if it's from a giant spider or another minion. The one in the mouth corner... let's say it involved a tree.
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An interesting look at the younger Minion you... now I'm curious about the tree bit. I knew about the making out with spiders stuff, but...
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He did not have any sexual relationships with that tree. Just ran face first into it, but don't tell anyone; Quaver's banned and very dirty song about the spider incident is embarassing enough.
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Never thought I'd have blackmail material that actually shamed you, spider humper. And that must have been the most deliberate-looking incident I ever laid eyes on.
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I thought you don`t want to write anything M-rated. There is a reason why Sayron threatened to throw every minion into the smelter that sings it in his hearing range.
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Like the dangling one over there.
And yes, don't explain the gloves)
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This puts the awwwwww.... in adawwwwww-able
Rubber gloves and contraception. Yeah, that would explain all the babies. And why does that spider in the background look so happy?
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It's the spider trollface because of the late payback.
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