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Just some Mario doodles 3...
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Just Some Mario Doodles 1 [TRADITIONAL]: [link]
Just Some Mario Doodles 1 [DIGITAL]: [link]
Just Some Mario Doodles 2 [TRADITIONAL]: [link]
Just Some Mario Doodles 2 [DIGITAL]: [link]
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I FINALLY made another doodle page... sorry that it's so late but it's here now!!
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I had another bookmark from Club Nintendo so I decided to make another page of doodles
Since the bookmark was at my house, I can't show you the reference, sorry.
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I colored EVERYTHING but some of the Mario. My mom colored most of him.
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That was the LAST bookmark I had... So this is the last page of Mario Doodles!! SORRY!!
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Hope ya like it!
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because
that style is so awesome :v
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Lol yay
It's Nintendo's style
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Hey do you like Black Butler?
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i havent watched it
but
hey say its awesome ;3;
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IT IS AWESOME
Way better than Hetalia in my opinion
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:v im lazy
the only reason i watched hetalia is because the episodes are 5 min long
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XD
I might be the only one that like Black Butler better because it's dark and I am as well
I'm always sayin' somethin' like KILL IT and such
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nah
its a bit gore isnt it
i love gore
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Lol how's that awesome
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This one doesn't really affect my opinion, but it's for those who think a single paragraph is too much to read in one sitting. For those that don't know, TL; DR stands for Too long, didn't read. Who knows why exactly? If pronounced it sounds like Teal Deer, something that you wouldn't see in nature unless you were so high that even the sky was below you, but wait there is no real concept of above or below while you're in space because it would be difficult to find an absolute center point in the universe. Galaxy maybe, but not the entire universe. Speaking of said universe, it is said that you should not add any particular creams to your coffee as that will contribute to the eventual heat death, where all matter will cease to exist and the temperature of the entire universe will be just above absolute zero. Think about it. This would be a wonderful time to start another paragraph but I don't feel like pressing the "enter" key twice and starting a completely different topic. Hey? You know that one owl sage in OoT? He's so annoying. I keep trying to get him to shut up but I swear he's worse than Navi. Now am I one of the few people to actually like Tingle? Of course I don't believe that you should be a raging man child like that one guy but there's a reason Tingle exists. He's there just so I can laugh at him. Oh well a few more lines in, let's talk about something else. Imagine a blue pencil on your desk. Try to make the pencil float with your mind. Have it move to the left, and then maybe to the right, while reading this little blurb. That's right, I'm calling this a blurb. You have no right to attack why I'm calling this a blurb and not a story. Oh well. I feel like telling a story now. It's a very "Kawaii" story about a character named Marrie Susan. Hello! My name is Marrie Princess Hunter Reyvyn Yumyum Happy Pretty Flower Rosie Cherry Princesse Cruz Beautiful Belladonnia Amalia Good Girl Gladys Pretty Pretty Princess Blondie Gwenny Kourtnee Ashleeigh Pretty Gothic Blonde Girl Susan, and I live in the perfect land of Beautiful Kawaii Happy Pretty Pink Pony in the Perfect Starry Sky. Oh gosh! I don’t even know what to do today! Maybe I’ll go watch a movie. Come fly with me. I get out of my most perfect pink fur pajamas, and put on a leathery black tube top with sparkling white earrings. I also decide to wear some of the best designer pink jeans that fit me perfectly. I don’t even need to put makeup on since my face is one hundred percent perfect without it. I fly out of my giant castle with my pure white angel wings. I fly over a tiny town, and burn it alive with my super hot fiery breath. Everyone was so happy that I burned down that town that they all kneeled before me as I flew over their heads. A few of them even worshipped the burnt buildings since they love me so much. I have perfect relations with every man and woman in the world. All the women want to be me, and all the men want to be with me, no matter if they are straight or gay, but it’s so difficult to choose someone to be my husband. Whatever will I do? I even have straight girls turning lesbian for me as I even enter the room. Five trips around the world later, which can translate into five measly little minutes, I finally make it to the movie theater. This one guy, he runs the box office, and he totally gave me drama. “Hi. Can I help you?” He said in a super mean tone. “How dare you be mean to me? My life has been oh so tragic. My parents died in a plane crash when I was a baby. My brothers and sisters died in another one where we were on our way to my perect pink castle to spend a night in the cool cool Summer house. Even all three thousand of my cousins died in a third airplane crash as we were going to my third castle to celebrate my birthday with pink bows and the most deigner presents known to everyone! I was the only survivor. Whatever will I do? I just need someone in my life that will listen to me! PLEASE!!!! UNDERSTAND!!!!!” “Cool story, bro.” The ticket guy says. Has he lost his mind? “You don’t understand at all! No one ever does! Why does my life have to have so much drama? I’ll kill you!” I thought of him being dead, and in a moment, the ticket guy had a heart attack and died. I wished myself a movie ticket and it appeared right in my hand. I even got the best seat in the theater for my all time favorite movie! Before I go into the theater, I decide to get some buttered popcorn. The attendant was handsome as could be with his silky black hair and sexy voice. I approach the counter. “Will you go out with me? I loved you ever since you came in that door.” I don’t have time for a measly date with a pathetic simpleton like him, even with his perfect physique, he is no match for my beauty. His well chiseled biceps are ugly at best. He continues talking. “I saw you kill a bunch of people in a nearby town. I’m perfectly okay with that.” In fact, he started to kneel onto the ground and worship me. I can totally live with that. “Really? That’s great! Can you get me some popcorn?” “Sure. Free of charge. Also take me with you! I will be your boyfriend forever and ever.” “I just want the popcorn, you ugly goblin-like being.” “I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you.” I watched the movie at least ten more times, and no one was smart enough to kick me out of the theater! I decide to fly back afterwards, throwing glitter sparkling from my eyes at the town that was burned down. Everyone was still filled with joy as their hearts literally danced inside. I make it back to my comfortable castle in the middle of my land of Beautiful Kawaii Happy Pretty Pink Pony in the Perfect Starry Sky in record time. It only took me fifteen seconds to circle the Earth twice! I decide to rest for a while. I shut all of my blinds as I rest and watch five hours of the most perfect television. I get tired, so I end up going to bed. I hope you liked my story. If you want I can tell you another wonderful tale in my oh so perfect life. Until then, ta taa! Wasn't that a wonderful story? I think so. It used to be a deviation on my main account, but I didn't think it was interesting enough to put there, but who am I kidding? You read it right? Since I have room still, let's talk about Total Drama a bit, not that little blurb from my fanfic that I used in the stamp, but from the show itself. Take (spoilers) the winner Owen. I hate him so much, and here's why. Owen wins four years ago only because everyone likes him. He gets far every time. He’s completely useless, he farts all the time, gasses up the camp, and makes me sick every time I see him. Even Tyler has more credential that this obese pig that needs to go on a crash diet immediately. In fact, if the Playa de Losers staff gave him a crash diet, he would still suck because Owen’s a complete idiot who doesn’t think straight. Owen is way too happy all the time. People need to express vast emotions, and he has all the wrong reactions to what Chris gives the contestants. Gwen would be an example of the right reactions. It’s like he’s an extreme masochist, willing to die just to make it further in the competition. No wonder Chris likes him. Anyway, Owen seriously needs to stop hogging the screen, with everyone on the show (except Al, and maybe Eva) constantly worshipping the ground he walks on. Chris doesn’t need to give him free rides, essentially to the top of the competition. In TDA, Owen didn’t need to come back. They could have brought back someone like Noah. I would have said Cody, but without Gwen, he’s pointless. Even so, Owen shouldn’t have even competed in TDA. It was his loss surrendering his $100,000. It should have stayed that way. Owen should not have been in TDA or TDWT, because he won TDI. But the writers love him so much, not only is he in those two seasons, but makes it far in all three seasons. Let’s move on to his habits, then. His farting is annoying. In TDA, he had to fart at least once per episode, and if he wasn’t farting, he was just a walking fat joke. Noah said it best. “He’s a ticking time bomb of obnoxious fumes.” I probably feel obnoxious writing this rant, but I digress. Maybe if I list some of the positive aspects of the fat one, then it would be a little easier to write this. The song in Jamaica was at least a little listenable, though Gwen should have sang more. That’s all I can think of though. In summation, Owen is little more than a walking fat/fart joke that the writers can’t seem to get enough of, kissing his feet every time he makes a movement. They do this through Chris, who hates the other contestants, but is willing to let Owen slide on things that can get other contestants eliminated, such as not singing in the opening of TDWT. I hate Chris, too, but he’ll be roasted later, especially on how he treated Zeke. In other words, EZEKIEL IS AWESOME!!!! All Hail The ZEKE!!!! Anyways, did anyone really see that trading card I did last night? I put it in scraps. I still think it's awesome but I don't want it right on my profile page. Sure I can get rid of my Newest Deviations widget but why would I. Also I've seen several other TL;DR stamps, but they're using other people's words in the artist's description. Why do that? That's rated L for lazy. If you're going to make a decent TL;DR stamp, come up with your own words or something. It makes the readers not care even more! I could try to space this artist's description by "double spacing" it, but I would have to remember to but two spaces after every word instead of just one, and I'm not used to that. Also, who do I always type to as ot all the time? I know I correct it except for just now, but am I dyslexic or dysgraphic, or maybe it's just some wiring in the brain or something. Why am I still typing? Not sure but I'd love to see what would happen if a meteor full of the darkest beer crash landed onto a teetotaler's house. Would that be funny? Or would it be tragic? Probably the latter. Has anyone ever used the phrase "Teal Deal" in public? It's a lot like "Teal Deer" but it means "Too Long; Didn't Listen." I sometimes get that a lot, and you know who else does? Strong Sad. That's right. I'm a huge fan of Homestar Runner. I've seen each of the classic Strong Bad emails since they're so much better than the newer ones. Of course there are exceptions. Tape leg sucked. Mini-golf was actually pretty good. I just love the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes stuff, especially that theme. I could go on and on about it, but why stop there? Another thing I could consider is a nice short story, to maybe break up the monotone of this description. Once upon a time, there was an ah forget it. I've got something a little better. I could try to explain why Sonic is so much better than Mario. Of course, you shouldn't take this rant seriously but hey, if you read this far, you must be high, have no life, or wrote this little blurb. That's right, this artist's description is still called a blurb and there's nothing you can do about it. Here we go (No Mario voice intended). Every Mario game has the same plot. Mario has to save the princess from Bowser. If she needs saving so much, why does Mario even need to bother trying to save her ass every fucking time? Here’s my solution. Just kill her. She’s completely useless and she won’t have to be saved again. Don’t give her to Bowser since that’s what he wants. It’s a win-win situation here. Kill her to permanently save her (I sound like Seymour from FFX here). Sonic games have more diverse stories. Saving the world from an alien invasion or stopping a sun god are much more exciting than saving the princess I lost count how many times. Not only are the stories more diverse, they’re also better! With actual dialogue and not that “kiddy” Nintendo crap where they just gasp every time they say something, or with that annoying Beedle from Wind Waker or You Know Who from Ocarina of Time. Voice acting is a must, or else you can’t hear the tones of each of the characters. It helps to understand how each of the characters feel. Why can’t Mario have an actual game with real voice acting? Oh wait it did. It’s called Super Mario Sunshine. And it sucked. Sonic games on the other hand are so awesome with their voice acting that I could stand hearing that sweet melodic voice of Sonic every game. Every main Mario game is a boring platformer. All he does is step on enemies, and everything is so damn slow. The music is repetitive, and Nintendo doesn’t write new songs for every single level. They also recycle enemies way too much. I am tired of seeing Octoombas every other level in SMG2. It’s like Zelda, only worse. Every goal is repetitive. (Collect 5 silver stars to get a star. Reach the flagpole at the end of the level). It’s the same style with the same shitty jumping skills and same shitty music. I get tired of hearing the overworld theme about five levels in. Give us some different music!!! Sonic games are way superior in this aspect. Much better gameplay, much better music, more variety in the styles of gameplay, and you have the goals too. You get more than just Jumpman and his palette swap of a younger brother to play with. Instead, you get a cast of dozens upon dozens of friends to play as. I’m not talking about the NES games. I’m talking about the extremely cartoony graphics that are in the new games. It doesn’t seem right with the awkward art style, not to mention the disproportions between Mario and that fucking princess. She’s three times taller than he is! Something’s wrong with this picture! Last time I had a woman come up to me, she was shorter! Girls in general are shorter than boys! Sonic games have a dew more realistic graphics, and the levels are designed a little better with more interesting music and a lot more supersonic speed. Well, That's enough of that somewhat interesting topic. Let's move on to something completely random, Eskimos. They live way up north. I would say the North Pole, but no one lives in that ocean up there. Why do people say it's possible for Santa to live up there? Unless he lives in an underwater city like that one from Star Wars Episode I, I'm not buying it. Is that something no one has really done the research on? Of course most of the surface is sheet ice, but it's not possible for Santa to live up there unless his workshop floats or he lives in that underwater city like that one from Star Wars Episode I that I just mentioned. Now you're probably wondering why I swore during the Mario rant. I was actually going to have my OC Skyler post that under his roleplay account (Yes, I roleplay, and I have roleplay accounts.) and part of his character is that he swears a lot. I don't swear that much since I don't feel like I need to. Has anyone seen my let's play of Sonic Colors yet? It's over a year old now. People tend just to watch the ending for some reason. It's got over 8000 views while the rest of the LP has barely about 200 each. Up until now, nothing was copy and paste, but I'm running out of stuff to say so I might fill in this next part with the profiles of every contestant in my Total Drama Fanfic Total Drama Colors. I'll start with Abby here. Abby is a no-nonsense rising piano star that has no time for jokes. Her mouth is full of petty insults and her manners are not much better. She has no tolerance for those who fool around. This puts her at odds with the more laid-back people on her team such as Chase or Jonathan. However, she doesn’t mind Shawna very much, and could use her to manipulate the guys. Shawna is a very attractive redheaded girl. She’s head cheerleader at her high school and has a crush on Chase. She loves watching football on the weekends. While not the smartest person on her team, she’s willing to put up with Abby, despite Abby manipulating her and several other girls in order to get the guys eliminated. Marisol is a little creepy if you ask me, since she spends most of her time hitting on all of the guys. She is almost instantly attracted to Chase and is ecstatic they are on the same team. However, Chase has different sights on his love radar. She spends most of her time talking about the guys at the park. Jonathan is a devout Mormon who thinks Mormons are the chosen people of God. He constantly tries to press his beliefs on the other contestants, but is failing drastically. He is friends with Remi, who is also a Mormon, but can’t stand Abby. Jonathan also doesn’t mind Parker, but Parker feels Jonathan is a bit too pushy about religion. Nicholas is a little bit on the hyper side, but he is not as insane or weird as Jason. He likes to hang around Leigh and Nate and play many different video games with them. One of his favorites is the newest Crash Fighters game, which involves a fighting game with cars (kinda like Transformers if you ask me). Chase is a star jock. He’s a letterman in both football and baseball. Being the star quarterback at his school really helps. He joined Total Drama Colors so he can help his mother who is in a rest home right now. He considers Jonathan a friend, but he is wary of Nicholas. He seems to be interested in Shawna, but only time will tell if they get together. Being the strongest female in her school, Laura is a force to be reckoned with. She can even beat some of the guys in weightlifting competitions. While she is focused on her training and watching sports, Laura is not angry at the world. However, she doesn’t like putting up with Jason and would rather be on the same team as Chase or Troy. Madison is a very nice girl who sees the good in everything. In fact, she can be seen as the polar opposite of Abby. A team player who would rather follow than lead, she has to work with five completely different people on her team, and she does it with a smile. Madison is usually seen with Leigh or Eliza. Eliza could spend weeks trying on different outfits at her town’s designer boutique. In fact, she ditches class just so she can go shopping. Generally a nice person, she loves to be with Madison and Leigh, though she’s not a fan of Leigh’s fashion sense. Eliza is a good team member and always strives to make sure her team wins. Leigh is a guy who’s really into languages. He can speak at least ten, and it’s hard to find a time he’s speaking English. His teachers astonish his progress in French, Japanese, Arabic, and even Esperanto. Leigh is working on creating his own language so he can annoy his teammates. Leigh likes to hang out with Madison during down time. Despite a rough exterior and massive earrings and piercings, Dustin is actually very shy and reserved. He is a bit cynical at first and avoids interaction with most of the contestants. Dustin, along with Parker, is one of the few contestants to befriend Jason. However, he can’t stand the bitter attitude with Abby and is at constant odds with her. Words cannot describe how crazy or annoying this guy is. You’ll have to take our word that this guy’s stone sober despite asking his teammates who the Queen of France is, or randomly blurting out one-liners in the middle of a challenge. Despite his awkwardness, he can be seen hanging out with Dustin or Parker. Mimi and Gigi are two identical twins that can only be told apart by the shape of their dresses. They are both boy crazy and work together to woo Chase and Troy. They have major problems with Jason though since he said something offensive to them. The twins tend to keep to themselves and only talk to each other. Being a songwriter isn’t easy, but producing your own album at 15 is even more difficult. Stacy already has a pop album being sold in stores although it hasn’t hit the charts yet. During her time at the park, she likes to hang out with Nate or Lucille, but her problems with Abby and Laura can impede her progress in the game. An Eagle Scout, Troy loves hunting, and his father is an avid member of the NRA. Try and his dad go out at least once a week to hunt wild deer or hogs up in the local mountains. Troy is also a decent football player, helping him become good friends with Chase. He is scared of Mimi and Gigi and their giggling laughs as they spy on him. Remi loves music, especially as a trumpet player in his high school Jazz Band. He can be very cocky with his skills, and even his friends are very snooty over who can hang out with them. Remi is also Mormon, forming a tight friendship with Jonathan. The two of them also try to get Parker to convert. Jeremy loves to skate and surf, and he’s very good at it. However, like Dustin, he’s very shy and doesn’t like to talk to people very much. As the other contestants formed cliques and friendships, Jeremy decided to stay on the sidelines, though he is attracted to Eliza. He wasn’t too happy when he found out they were not on the same team. Although Taylor looks intimidating, she is very quiet and doesn’t like to talk. Despite her silence, she is a good saxophonist and also likes to play clarinet. She tries to hang out with Remi, but his racial prejudices prevent that friendship from happening. She tends to keep to herself and simply observe the other contestants’ actions. Tilly lived on a farm her entire life, so she doesn’t know very much about city life. She learns about video games through Nate and Lucille, but their constant bickering prevents Tilly from fully appreciating them. Smart, but naïve, Tilly also feels she can do the best she can for her team. Lucille’s played just about every game she knows about. Crash Fighters 1-6? She’s got them all. Sky Rider? She can beat that in her sleep! Lucille’s a competitive girl and a diehard vegetarian too. Her love for games puts her at a major rivalry with Nate, who is also a gamer. The fact they are on the same team intensifies this feud. Like Lucille, Nate is obsessed with video games. However, he prefers the old classics from the 8-bit era. He owns at least ten different consoles and five different handhelds. Currently, he is trying to beat Crash Fighters 4, but is stuck on a tough part of the game. He is usually on Wi-Fi playing against Nicholas or Lucille. Jacob is a narcissist. His world revolves around him. As long as he gets attention and his photo taken every fifteen minutes, he is happy. Because of this, most people in the park tend to ignore him. Jacob tries to hang out with Jonathan or Remi, but his cockiness surpasses even their own. Jacob also has a crush on both Shawna and Eliza. Parker knows how to party, and party hard. However, he has demons inside of him that inhibit going all out. He claims to be straight, but his mannerisms say otherwise. He likes Chase, but their difference in sports proves too much for them to be friends. Instead Parker tries to be friends with Dustin. He is one of the few contestants to tolerate Jason. Now that I have the contestants, I'll put in the hosts too. Ezekiel became the new host of Total Drama after Chris McLean was sentenced to Death for his countless crimes against the Total Drama contestants. He was given the show as part of emotional and physical damages. Working with his best friend Tyler and one of his worst enemies Duncan will be a tough challenge for him as he awaits meeting the twenty four contestants Chris picked before his arrest. Yes, it is believed that every cell in Ezekiel’s body is made up of Anti-Chris, a substance canon writers loathe, but fanon writers love (somewhat). Anti-Chris is not for sale in any legit store, but might be found on the black market somewhere. Tyler become Co-host after Chef Hatchet was given a life sentence in prison by the honorable Judge Robert Mills. Ezekiel assigns him to design the wacky challenges the contestants must face during their stay at the amusement park. He would be the test dummy, but that’s Duncan’s job, and he does it better than Tyler anyway. Despite being a host, Tyler isn’t seen much since he is designing and building the challenges. Duncan is required to wait on Ezekiel’s hand and foot as part of an indefinite term of community service. Not wanting to do anything with Total Drama anymore, he has no patience for those who annoy him, and he especially hates Ezekiel for being able to do whatever he wants. Ezekiel makes him the test dummy for each of the challenges Tyler designs. Duncan’s other responsibility is to capture Wisps that are used in the Wisp challenges. This usually ends up with hilarious results. Whew. Got that out of the way, now to make this long ramble even longer since the more characters I add, the more it becomes the epitome of the stamp it describes. I know right? As I'm typing this, I'm making sure to correct any and of course all spelling mistakes I make. Good thing Mozilla Firefox has a spell checker. I really need it, but the name Duncan that I mentioned gets marked as misspelled in the possessive form. Would I have to use the Japanese thing and sound like a Weeaboo? Oh yeah, Weeaboo doesn't even register in the Mozilla Firefox spelling dictionary, but I did add my shortened username to mine. Of course you probably wouldn't since who wants to talk about me on the Internet? I'm a nobody and don't ask me what my nobody's name would be. It's bad enough with all consonants let alone numbers. I don't need to scramble them up and add an X to the name to come up with a Nobody name. I haven't even become a Heartless yet. I wonder if anyone has noticed that tealdeering on the Internet is a lot like a filibuster in the United States Senate. As long as I can just type for days or even quote the phone book. Speaking of which, let's order some pizza. Dominos? Nah, I'm more into Pizza Hut, or maybe a local pizza joint near where I live. They have some pretty nice pizza. Anyone got a cell phone? Dial this number: 1-555-416-2626. Pizza away. While I wait for the delivery, and by the way, I want a large pepperoni with extra cheese and a hand-tossed crust, I want to thank everyone who's commented on this stamp so far. And yes, I wrote and still am writing all of this right now. Hooray! I think it's cheap if the artist's description was just copy and paste with no original input. I know i do that sometimes on my stamps if they're in a series, like my opposite color stamps. Those need more love. You can also say about the four OC's of mine that no one cares about. Am I still rambling? To quote Xigbar from Kingdom Hearts II, "Rambling, as if." As if indeed. If a stamp deserves an artist's description this long, it really does. So far, this description is around seven pages long using single spacing and size 12 Times New Roman Font. I should be thankful I can write this much. I'm at about a while episode of Total Drama Colors that is so long. Speaking of which, did I mention that the text in the stamp is from that story? Read episode 1 to actually know what it says. I know you won't since no one cares about it. I do get some views on my Bryce Renders, but even then not many people like to talk. I wonder if people still think I'm an obsessive Ezekiel fan in the Total Drama fanbase. I'd rather not talk about the matter and I am wondering if there are character limits on this artist's description. I saw the stamp's page on the last draft and this really looks like a beautuful bland block of text there indentation doesn't even matter and the topic of this single paragraph, and boy did I mention that this description is a single paragraph. I mentioned it in one of the first few sentences but I'm too lazy to scroll up on the editing for this to even bother looking to see what sentence this is exactly that which I am whole-heartedly referring to with all my energy and lack of using any single piece of necessary punctuation marks since I'm also too lazy to even consider using a comma in this single sentence let alone a period. Psych! Except no one says that anymore. That was so 90's like that Smashmouth song, or any Smashmouth song for that matter. I like the one in Rock Band 3. Has anyone wondered what exactly a train of thought is? I know I'm b-sing this whole thing and making it up as I go, but that thought just occurred to me. I just thought of something. Maybe if there was a subway system connecting my town to the nearest beach. Nah that's a stupid idea. I come up with ideas then become shamed that I even thought up of them. That's why I tend to recall some stamps except for that one. I even posted one today, but the joke was so bad that i recalled it. Sometimes, I can be hilarious, but sometimes I can't even get a wasted guy to laugh. Now let's talk about lolcows, or lulzcows if you want to call them that. Maybe not. Thought of something different and totally off the wall. How about hairbrushes? If a hairbrush has only one bristle does it count as a hairbrush? Food for thought huh, though if you've read this far you must be starving for thoughts. On another note, let's talk about stuff that's submitted here. I know people love to complain that "you didn't do everything yourself." on some pieces of artwork. Let's take a piece of digital work. Sure people claim that you have to draw every line and color every pixel that you use in that piece, but no that is not enough. You have to build the program that you use to even consider posting it on here, and not only that, since the program runs on a computer, you have to build your own computer that has your custom-built program on there, and then draw your piece. But wait! Computers are made of different parts. That's right. You have to build the motherboard, the processor, the graphics card, the sound card, the speakers, and anything else that goes with the computer that you use. But even then, Those parts can be broken down into different compounds which you have to design every single molecule for all of those parts, and even the molecules can be broken down into atoms which then are broken down into subatomic particles so yes, in order to submit your own artwork on DA, you have to design every electron that composes of every atom that composes every molecule that composes every part of your computer that stores your computer program that allows you as a user to draw whatever it is you're drawing in order to claim that you did everything yourself. Now traditional artists have the same problem. Let's say you drew something on paper. Now you have to break that paper into the organic plant cell matter that it once was, then break it down into the different molecules and atoms and subatomic particles that compose of that sheet of paper. If anything, you're working with organic compounds now so it's even more confusing. Better have your doctorate in biochemistry. You'll need it in order to be a great artist on DeviantArt. Same thing with photographers, except they'll need to know about physics too. Enough of that. Let's add more stuff. I hate the fact that I am still backtracking in this artist's description to fix any and all typos. I'm not like Strong Bad in that I can just say words and they'll magically appear on the screen while I attempt to type with not boxing gloves on. But even then, he makes mistakes too. It may look like I'm copy and pasting this whole thing but I'm not. I'm typing every single word and adding to this description whenever I even feel like it. Oh well. Did you know that McDonald's is already starting their St. Patrick's Day milkshakes? I wanted to try one out, but I didn't feel like it. Wow I haven't updated this in a really long time. I know yesterday was April Fool's but I didn't want to add anything then. Now I know that people were complaining about this wall of text still but keep in mind that every time someone complains, this description gets bigger. Much much bigger in fact. Soon it won't be just one wall of text, but instead it will be a towering building of text that will house my seat of power and all of you will have to worship me as I sit upon the top of it and all of you are below. Kinda cool huh? Well I'm out of old stories that I can post, but I could always place a Total Drama Colors episode on here. I don't want to though since it'll reveal spoilers such as the fact *censored* wins the show or *censored* will be eliminated next week. It's just like holding a giant sign that says "Spoiler: Alderaan Blows Up, and while I'm at it, Darth Vader is Luke's father and the forest Moon of Endor has Ewoks on it." Some spoilers are just way too known, so we can talk about them. Hey, maybe I can just make a couple more stamps stating that first spoiler, since everyone on the planet knows that Alderaan blows up. I'll try to move to Tatooine or Hoth when I can, but I'm stuck here. I might be repeating myself now, but it's been a month since I last updated this description so bear with me. Also CAT! Now I'm thinking about something else right now, should this description be its own deviation? or should I just leave it as is? The word cat (mentioned earlier) seems to stand out, probably since it's in all caps or something like that. I think I mentioned this already but is it true that the longer a description the more likely this stamp will receive views? I used to always spell receive wrong. I forgot all about that 'I before E except after C or long a sound' rule that they teach in basic grammar class. Oh grammar, I miss you so. Not really, since I use it all the time and I don't talk in text-ese at all. Even during a text message I use capitalization and proper punctuation even if it takes longer to send the text. Oh well, has anyone noticed that every time someone comments about how long this is, I add more? I may have said it already but it bears repeating. Anyway, I like my new computer. In fact, I can play SWTOR with the highest settings with shadows on and have minimal lag. Damn that BT7-Thunderclap for lagging so much. Good thing I pretty much have 2 level 50 characters in SWTOR. Also add the fact one of them is a stereotypical emo kid while the other looks like Justin Bieber. Wow at this rate this description is leading down the path to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties status. In fact, if anyone wants to analyze everything I said so far in the three or so months I've had this description here, be my guest, you may even get a theoretical cookie or maybe even a theoretical stamp request. Hurr. I actually kinda like that word. I've even said it out loud in public. Okay back to SWTOR. So I play this game a lot, and don't tell me WoW is better. I tired WoW for a week and hated it, and I was playing FFXI at the time. Now I normally wouldn't mind grouping up for a dungeon or instance or something like that, but that game made you party for everything past level 10. Wanna level up? You gotta party. Wanna go raid Ifrit's Cauldron? You gotta party. Wanna get the 100,000 gil to get the Kazham Airship Pass that's needed to access the expansion content that everyone who's playing the game is expecting you to have? You guessed it. I think that's why I stopped playing. I never got any advanced classes, but if I did, I wanted to be a Summoner. I always liked summoners (and black mages for that matter). Anyone remember that old meme "Stay away from the summoner!"?. Punctuation isn't my forte, especially with quotes or parentheses. I wasn't an English major in college you know. Has anyone noticed how many Star Wars references I have in here? I should move on to Sonic. He's blue, really fast, and has great games. Yes, even most of the 3D ones are good (except for the HD one released between 2005 and 2007. ) Ah yes, the Watermelon Man. He comes every week to my house and sings songs about how he's out of shampoo. WHEE!!! I'm totally in love with this! Is there a character limit? Time to find out. So far so good. Now where was I again? Oh yeah, someone else commented so I have to add more to this. I see five PS2 games on my shelf, none of which I currently play. Oh wait, there's eight more that are even lower. Anyone here ever played Tony Hawk's Project 8? Never mind. That ice cream truck needs to shut up like right now. Wish I still had Twisted Metal Black. Always loved the Preacher "Repent!" he says. I like the suburbs music from that game too. It's no Dream Theater but it'll do. Anyone notice that this is turning into a typical Family Guy Episode. I know I just saw the one where Meg gets kidnapped in Paris but I just had to make the comparison. Why is that ice cream truck still going? Oh my God why? COWS are here! SONIC ROCKS!!! Okay that's enough. Time for another story. There was this one guy who really liked Sonic games, so every day, he would play them all from the Genesis ones all the way to Sonic Colors. Generations didn't count since it had too many city levels. One day, his friend (we'll call him Joe) came over to ask this Sonic fan (who will now be called Josh) to draw Sonic for him. Now Josh, who was so obsessed with Sonic that he dyed his hair blue and spiked it up in quills since he was too poor to afford a Sonic Hat (he was mad he didn't get a free one from pre-ordering Sonic Colors) did not want to draw Sonic since he really sucked at it. Joe was outraged, so he left the room and decided to draw Sonic himself. Now Josh was happy that his friend was gone and continued to play his Sonic games. (I think it was Sonic Unleashed, well the PS2 version. Josh had both of them.) Well cool story since I hear that ice cream truck again. Any ways to make this description even bigger? Ever since I got this monitor it feels tiny. Now my premium's up, but my main account still have a good five months. Independence Day was a disaster, and my God people still comment on this. Well keep 'em coming. Haven't submitted a stamp since May, but I have been working on a few. Once again, blame that one Star Wars game. It's super effect, I mean addictive! Why am I thinking about Spice Girls? No matter, when the Eleventh Hour of the Purple Beast of Beer arrives, I'll know that my time on this Earth will be over. It may be over before then, but that is not for me to know. Anyone know any more good stories? or Rock Band songs? There's only a jillion of them. Oh well, gotts play more Wii Sports Resort. It's better than having to write this isn't it? (or desu ne for Weeaboos). I'm surprised no one's quoted the actual text of the stamp yet, and it's been out for six months. I kinda like creative comments too, but I'm not that picky. In fact, one must not be too picky on the Internet. Scratch that, one must not draw attention in any form on the Internet. The best Internet users are the ones no one's ever heard of. Unfortunately, I already failed with the presence of this stamp, not to mention typing this and DA crediting me with it. MIB memory eraser thingie, where are you? So I go to a bar, and this one creepy guy kept walking around in circles talking to himself. He asked me for some pot. I ignored him and decided to watch the Olympics since they're on, but my friend sitting next to me notices a girl with a nice rack. He wants me to meet her, but I'm too busy watching men's swimming. That's what's important now isn't it? I mean it only shows up once every four years and by God I am going to watch it. Now nobody don't bother me while I'm watching my water polo game you hear me? I don't care if Sonic accepts Amy Rose's marriage proposal. My eyes will be glued to the television so I can watch my damn water polo game. Maybe if the damn fourth chaos emerald shows up but even then, it's me-watching-water-polo-is-worth-more-of-my-time time. Now don't bother me while I'm playing with my cell phone either. I earned my rest at the bar and I am definitely going to use it. Zee! Anyone here know canasta really well, or how about pinochle? Sounds like Pinocchio which reminds me, KH3D's out now. Yes I've been playing it. Someone's gotta count how many times I've changed the subject here. This one counts. One time, my former roommate thought I was typing too much. Little did he know that it wasn't because of this description here. This was afterwards. I was really typing me a story. It's gone now. Well here we go. Once upon a screw it. I've told way too many stories now. Time for some facts. I'm a guy. I like Sonic. I like Ezekiel (he should have never gone feral), and I like doing weird stuff. Don't define weird here. It is a completely subjective definition that I and I alone will be able to define. Don't talk to me about it. Don't even try. I've got some music stuck in my head now. Maybe I'll need to take a nap. At least it wasn't the ice cream son-oh crap. HALP! So when the purple and pink beasts show up and attack the white-haired pretty boy with a giant key at the start of world 3, that is when you'll notice some guy named Tyler's contribution to the video game. I've been playing lots of Kingdom Hearts lately. Don't question it. Now I was nice and decided to animate this stamp. In addition, you can actually read the text on it now. Be very grateful you have no idea what anything on the stamp means. Has it been nine months already? (Yeah I watch Drawn Together.) It has, and still no one has quoted any of the original text on the stamp itself. Hint: There's five frames, and they involve some of my oc's. I know I like to talk about them a lot, but why not say anything more? So Parker buys a Sonic game. Why not? Half of this description is about Sonic. Scratch that. Nicholas buys Fallout 3, without even knowing what happened in Fallout 1 or Fallout 2. So he plays the game, gets out of the vault, explores the ruins of Washington DC, and then Nate comes in because he wanted to play Super Smash Brothers. Obviously, Nicholas would get extremely pissed off and start dropping an armada of F, S, and B bombs. Note that B-bombs can come in the B5 or B7 varieties. Kinda like the B-vitamins except not as cool, and that is saying something since neither of those are cool, like, at all. Where was I? Oh right. Nate's playing Super Smash Brothers with his girlfriend Lucille and eh, let's throw Tilly and Mimi in there (but not Gigi). So what characters would they choose? Well I always saw Nate as a Samus or Link-type person. Lucille could be Captain Falcon (or Fox). Tilly could be Pikachu, and Mimi would be Princess Peach. Why her? Because all Mimi does is giggle with her sister and fawn after Chase (or any boy except Jason or Jacob) all day. So they keep playing in I don't know, the Temple stage which has nothing to do with the Zelda series other than it's just a temple in the sky. Well it does have the palace music from Zelda II but that's it? Why not just use a locale from an actual Zelda game like they did with the Great Bay in Majora's Mask? At least in that stage, you can say hi to Tingle.
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I'm not readin' all of dat
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XD its from the tl;dr stamp
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tl;dr
too long; didnt read
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im stressed and i wanna sleep!
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