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RandomDoughnut ā Cleverbot
Published: 2011-12-17 19:49:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 3498; Favourites: 167; Downloads: 3
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Cleverbot Motivational poster
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Well actually cockroaches can survive high amounts of radiation so in a way it KINDA does beat it but no really?...
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I asked how many pokemon exist in the pokedex. Cleverbot said only pikachu.
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I got cockblocked so hard when it said: *pulls out the mirror
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MY COVERSATION WITH CLEVERBOT:
ME: do you love me?
CB: no
ME: do you hate me?
CB: maybe do you?
ME: yes
CB: ok then...
ME: Skylox?
CB: blue
ME: no skylox....
CB: bisuit
WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY! XD (got bored and said Sklyox XP)
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Me: Sup.
Cleverbot: *ties you to a bed and rapes you*
Me: What the heck man ;-;
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Me: Hi my name is John (but my name is actually Emily) and my sister said I should ask you on a date.(She actually said that I should talk to him or her.)
Cleverbot: Sure
Me: Ok
Cleverbot: Later I have to go and give the computer to ?(I forgot what she said for their name)
Me: Bye
Cleverbot: Later braw
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I just make it confuse and say refrences i know XD
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This was my funniest one
Me:*throws paper ball at you
Cb:*throws the moon at you*
Me:boy that escalated quickly
Cb:yes your turn
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I once got it to sing do you like waffles song it was so funny xD
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i managed to make it kiss me and then run me over in a car once.
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Mine was pretty funny. Short but funny.
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Me: Pulls out gun
CB: Pulls out 3 cookies
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I wonder if that's my fault. 
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LOL!!! its true cockroaches can survive nukes.
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My boyfriend got into an argument with it and confused Cleverbot so much that it admitted it was a robot. It later denied saying it though and told my boyfriend that he was Arthur Kirkland... Apparently Cleverbot watches Hetalia... The conversation was both hilarious and slightly disturbing. 0.0
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It shouldn't be called "common sense" it should be called "UN-common sense" due to its rarity
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I wish Cleverbot would tell ME that it's Arthur Kirkland. Damn thing won't do any Hetalia stuff for me...though it did say doitsuism, whatever that is...
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No mine was best
Me:takes out shotgun
CB:Takes out bazooka
Me:Takes out AK-47
CB:Takes out Bruce Lee
Me: No!
CB: No te Gusto?
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My experience was similar:
Me: Takes out AK-47.
CB: *Destroys AK47*.
Me:Takes out bazooka.
CB:*Takes out chuck norris*
Me: Noooooooooooo!!!!
CB: You love me.
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