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Published: 2011-04-05 06:59:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 16312; Favourites: 580; Downloads: 109
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TURKEY DOLL©U MAD THAT I"M GOING TO INVADE YO ASS?
DAYUMMMMM This fine nation would like you to know that he's available to invade your enemy's ass. Wouldn't it be nice to have such a mysterious masked nation doll doing duties for you? Like threatening your sibling to clean out the garbage? Or getting your favorite girl scout cookies because you're starving as hell and you start to think that raw potatoes are fries? TURKEY DOLL© can do all of these things for you! In a way he tries to invade people with justice. Like Batman. Or something. Your Turkey Doll© comes with a variety of phrases like 'Don't Touch Japan or I'll invade yo ass.' (We love you Japan!) because your Turkey Doll© is really really protective of Japan Doll© right now. But either way, he'll still invade your enemy. 'LOLJK I'LL STILL INVADE YOU MOTHERFCU-' and then we have his gloating phrase 'U MAD?' which he pretty much says to everyone, especially towards Greece Doll©. Sometimes you'll find your Turkey Doll© and Greece Doll© in an epic glaring contest, just pop in Japan Doll© and everything will be fine. For now. Oh by the way, France Doll© sometimes likes to linger and watch Turkey Doll© take off his mask at night. Don't be afraid to notify your Turkey Doll© that so he can use his INVADE YO ASS sword on France Doll©. And if you're always nice to him, your Turkey Doll© will give you a rose (which he stole from France Doll © after beating the shit out of him)
TURKEY DOLL© comes with Japan Doll©, Greece Doll©, INVADE YO ASS sword and occasionally a lurking France Doll©.
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Comments: 69
what did you say or you called a grim reaper number you idiot
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Please translate that into English if you may.
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I love this, its so dull of win. Invade yo ass XD
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Dear Santa Finland...
I've been great so far this year.
Bring me a Turkey Doll. Please. I'm begging.
For the love of God.
Bring it.
Or I will nuke the North Pole will cry my eyes out in angst and sorrow won't write to you next year will run away.
Sincerely, Leo~
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BATMAN -
Oh that is FUNNY. There's a place in Turkey that's called the Batman province....
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XD I just died laughing happily, were do I guy these dolls lol
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... is it bad that I think of Matt Smith every time I see Turkey?
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They're both epic (and maybe sexy), so I'd say no
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can i be Turkish? my last name is Turk <:3
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Well its a nationality..
So
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Bahahaha, I love the fact that Turkey says "U MAD?" xD This is perfect!
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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If he makes me Turkish meals as well then I'll totally buy him!
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LOL lurking France doll is with EVERYONE.
Funny again! Greece looks angry, and I do think Turkey would always invade anyone...
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Psh. Lurking-France-Doll comes with everyone. They just don't know it.
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You dont know how long Ive been waiting for this~ I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol, France is there! The Japan doll looks like a girl in this picture, though.
I'm not sure I'd recommend putting the Turkey doll with the Greece doll...
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