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Keith convinces he friend James to try hypnosis. If your wondering who is keith and who is james i will let you pick.James house ~
James: Keith I don't know about this.
Keith: What are you so afraid of?
James: Hypnosis just seems kind of…
Keith: Kind of what James?
James: Kind of a bad idea.
Keith: James you think all my ideas are bad.
James: Yes I do.
Keith: Come on my last idea got us on TV didn’t it.
James: Keith we’re being chased by the police.
Keith: Yeah, but it was working until you forced me to stop.
James: Keith it was the police.
Keith: Why are being this up!? Just come with me to the Hypnotist. Have I ever given you any reason to doubt me?
James: You tried to out run the police.
Keith: So what, lots of people do it.
James: Yeah, but when there caught do people usually try to get the cop to take off his pants?
Keith: Well no, but in my defense he was really cute, and I could have gotten his gun if he agreed.
James: (gets up form his coach) So you can do what shoot yourself doing something stupid?
Keith: No I wouldn’t, and besides if we learn hypnosis we can make any one do anything we want. Just think about James. There would be no more waiting in line, no more paying the valet 10 dollars to park your car, no more women saying no to you. If you could learn to hypnotize anyone anywhere you could have women find you irresistible.
James: What are waiting for let’s go?!
Bobs’ hypnosis ~
James: So we go to Bob’s hypnosis place he teaches us and we leave right?
Keith: No dude we need to be hypnotized.
James: Why do we need to be hypnotized?
Bob: (pops out of nowhere)You need to be hypnotized, so you can get what hypnotism really is my boy. Hello Bobs the name hypnosis my game(shakes both of the men’s hands). Come to my office why don’t you. Relax take a seat and we will get started right away. (all of them take a seat and bob pulls out a watch that has a spiral on it)
James: Wow you really going to use that on us?
Bob: Laugh all you want but this is the best way to hypnotize you.
Keith: So how this going to work? When will we learn the hypnosis?
Bob: You will learn it all when you are hypnotized. I just tell how to do it and you never forget.
Keith: That’s awesome let’s get started!
Bob: Okay first both of you relax and take a deep beneath.
James: Okay Bob just don’t turn me into a chicken.
Bob: Don’t worry yourself I do not plan on turning you into a chicken. (Says this In his head- I plan to turn you both into my slaves!) Now let’s get started!
2 hours later
Bob: Now you both are in a very deep trance no matter what you do you can not wake yourselves are resist my will you understand?
James & Keith: Yes Bob I understand.
Bob: No slaves it’s Master. Now open your eyes and repeat it.
James & Keith: Yes Master.
Bob: Good now it’s time to give your Master all your money and do a little strip dance to please me.
James & Keith: Yes Master.
The End
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Comments: 5
NomNom2010 [2012-09-23 14:16:49 +0000 UTC]
i think the blonde is Keith and the other guy is James.
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TreesLoveThneeds [2012-05-06 18:37:01 +0000 UTC]
Greed-ler: I can share?ssss
I got money too
You want you?
Bob:Yes but what...
Greed-ler: Don't you see it my eyes ,Bob?
Bob: Boy that alot money
Greed-ler:I know you want I know you want me.
Bob:I want it
Greed-ler:You do anything for it?
Bob:Yes
Greed-ler:So I your master till I clap my hands?
Bob:Yes,master
Greed-ler:And that how a real master does it.Three slaves.
Hee Hee this going be fun.
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