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Published: 2019-09-27 15:13:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 15922; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 9
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Finally being able to upload this too after nearly a year..... commissioned by the unbelievable smug but still very generous , drawn by the amazingly talented
Showing off my OC Daniel and his OC Carl!
The way too arrogant - and not nearly as smart as he thinks - lannao put it together with this little narrative which i think should be enjoyed by more people than his own base:
"Everything which could go wrong during the robbery went worse. Two weeks, Carl and Daniel had been planning what they had hoped would be their greatest hit ever. With Carl's genious-level mind and Daniel's skills as a great thief, they thought nothing could stand in their way.
Of course, there were two big problems here. The first was that neither Carl nor Daniel were as good at their jobs as they thought they were. Carl could create any device or robot, but always failed because of his arrogance. Daniel, in the meantime, had worked with many legendary thieves but always ended up failing. Add to that how the two were without doubt the biggest losers in their school and you can guess why they would fail.
To be fair, the first steps of their plan went pretty well. The museum was new and had only a couple of guards protecting it during the night. Hacking the cameras was easy for a smug genious like Carl and Daniel did know enough of stealing valuable things to guess where the museum would hold their most precious artifacts and jewels. Had two good thieves attempted this robbery, they would have stolen all the valuables and walked away without problem. But this is Carl and Daniel who we are talking about.
It just so happened that one of the security guards was a young woman, a former student who had given Carl and Daniel wedgies back when they were freshmen. Soon enough, the two losers were trying to get out of the museum, screaming while their former bully stretched their underwear without a care in the world, taking her sweet time to make sure the thiefs felt the sting of their undies inside their asses. More or less satisfied after stretching cotton for ten minutes straight, the former bully pulled up and released the waistbands on the nerds' foreheads. Squealing like little girls, they ran away, both showing the same painful, atomic wedgie.
You thought their night was over? Then you guessed wrong. Even if the security guard was done with them, destiny still seemed to want to play some more with Carl and Daniel. Instead of following Daniel through the door, Carl took a wrong turn and jumped from a window. The fall would have been not that painful, if not for the tall cactus standing right on the nerd's landing zone. Immediately, Carl's screams could be heard while he ran away, his butt covered by cactus thorns.
So Daniel had a better time then. No, wrong again! By the time Carl joined him, his pants and shirt were a ruin, thanks to the gang of barking dogs chasing after him. Soon enough, those same dogs were going after Carl, biting his big, fat buttocks while he ran and called for his mommy.
The robbery was so pathetic, not even the news bothered to mention it. Carl and Deniel were return to their homes, shamed but not done. Soon enough, they thought, they would try again and finally show the town why they should be taken seriously.
Did they manage that? What do you think?"
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Comments: 56
rarefreak In reply to ??? [2019-09-30 20:44:11 +0000 UTC]
"What theeeeeeeee.... i mean....why would you know that? i paid an hilarious amount of money to make the mark go! And...shaddup, that was a very personal and traumatizing experience, like in the war!"
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 20:57:18 +0000 UTC]
BUT I STILL WAKE UP THINKING OF THE BURNING SENSATION WHILE BEING STUCK AND THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE HEARING MY WHINING, i shout, shaking you around.
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 20:58:02 +0000 UTC]
Ok, ok, calm down you idiot! I get it!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 21:00:33 +0000 UTC]
*looking around with the shocked eyes of a crazy man* kids with burning irons are always there when you LEAST expexct them....as are windows too narrow for your very normal-sized ass!
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