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Published: 2019-09-27 15:13:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 15920; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 9
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Finally being able to upload this too after nearly a year..... commissioned by the unbelievable smug but still very generous , drawn by the amazingly talented
Showing off my OC Daniel and his OC Carl!
The way too arrogant - and not nearly as smart as he thinks - lannao put it together with this little narrative which i think should be enjoyed by more people than his own base:
"Everything which could go wrong during the robbery went worse. Two weeks, Carl and Daniel had been planning what they had hoped would be their greatest hit ever. With Carl's genious-level mind and Daniel's skills as a great thief, they thought nothing could stand in their way.
Of course, there were two big problems here. The first was that neither Carl nor Daniel were as good at their jobs as they thought they were. Carl could create any device or robot, but always failed because of his arrogance. Daniel, in the meantime, had worked with many legendary thieves but always ended up failing. Add to that how the two were without doubt the biggest losers in their school and you can guess why they would fail.
To be fair, the first steps of their plan went pretty well. The museum was new and had only a couple of guards protecting it during the night. Hacking the cameras was easy for a smug genious like Carl and Daniel did know enough of stealing valuable things to guess where the museum would hold their most precious artifacts and jewels. Had two good thieves attempted this robbery, they would have stolen all the valuables and walked away without problem. But this is Carl and Daniel who we are talking about.
It just so happened that one of the security guards was a young woman, a former student who had given Carl and Daniel wedgies back when they were freshmen. Soon enough, the two losers were trying to get out of the museum, screaming while their former bully stretched their underwear without a care in the world, taking her sweet time to make sure the thiefs felt the sting of their undies inside their asses. More or less satisfied after stretching cotton for ten minutes straight, the former bully pulled up and released the waistbands on the nerds' foreheads. Squealing like little girls, they ran away, both showing the same painful, atomic wedgie.
You thought their night was over? Then you guessed wrong. Even if the security guard was done with them, destiny still seemed to want to play some more with Carl and Daniel. Instead of following Daniel through the door, Carl took a wrong turn and jumped from a window. The fall would have been not that painful, if not for the tall cactus standing right on the nerd's landing zone. Immediately, Carl's screams could be heard while he ran away, his butt covered by cactus thorns.
So Daniel had a better time then. No, wrong again! By the time Carl joined him, his pants and shirt were a ruin, thanks to the gang of barking dogs chasing after him. Soon enough, those same dogs were going after Carl, biting his big, fat buttocks while he ran and called for his mommy.
The robbery was so pathetic, not even the news bothered to mention it. Carl and Deniel were return to their homes, shamed but not done. Soon enough, they thought, they would try again and finally show the town why they should be taken seriously.
Did they manage that? What do you think?"
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Comments: 56
sqaureot In reply to rarefreak [2021-04-01 03:28:29 +0000 UTC]
A spanking is in order . Especially with the splinters still in.
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smartseeker [2020-10-23 00:11:26 +0000 UTC]
Bite marks, cactus thorns and a massive wedgie . the perfect day! 😋🍑🌵
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rarefreak In reply to smartseeker [2021-01-02 15:07:35 +0000 UTC]
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mjldoc [2019-10-06 05:44:03 +0000 UTC]
Hopefully their sore behinds are both gonna get a long hard bare butt spanking when they get home!
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 07:14:29 +0000 UTC]
SHADDUP! >.<
and yeah it is...
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joey-45 In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-29 23:22:24 +0000 UTC]
I can just tell you're always up to no good. About time your bottom paid the price!
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 23:26:31 +0000 UTC]
i am one of the friendliest and least rude thieves you are ever going to meet....but yeah, my big bottom is in some big trouble as it seems. only thing worse would have been a good spanking afterwards.
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joey-45 In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-29 23:29:18 +0000 UTC]
It's such a big tempting target, no wonder the dogs were after it. And don't assume you've escaped a spanking yet...
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 23:30:52 +0000 UTC]
it may be a little bit out of shape...possible *blushes* and dogs are just assholes! and eh....night was worse enough by far, life can't be so unfair!
(you should also read lannao's new story XD)
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joey-45 In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-29 23:34:55 +0000 UTC]
A little bit? Those big bouncing buns were asking for trouble.
(And j have, it's great!)
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 23:40:47 +0000 UTC]
Oh come one, that sounds exaggerated *blushes more and looks up, shifting around on my fat bottom nervously* I get in enough trouble by faaaar already!
(glad you think so, i think it is amazing and oh so humiliating too!)
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joey-45 In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-29 23:44:22 +0000 UTC]
Your fat bottom is nowhere near being out of trouble yet!
(Definitely. As you can tell, I love it when it's 2 people being humiliated together)
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 23:51:29 +0000 UTC]
You seem to enjoy calling it fat waaaay too much, meanie! *rubs it instinctively* ...and i think it is good for now!!!
(Yeah, haha, i have read your stories and entries before. only hard to find a good partner usually but this kind of happened automatically xD double shame is worst shame!)
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joey-45 In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-29 23:55:20 +0000 UTC]
I'm just calling it as I see it. And I'm not so sure. It could always do with some more colour. Red suits you...
(Ah great, I need to continue them but I find it hard to find the time to write. Happy to rp anytime though)
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rarefreak In reply to joey-45 [2019-09-29 23:59:10 +0000 UTC]
Then just stop being rude!! *i stammer loudly in growing distress* Oh well, eh.... i like cherries and my mom was always of the same opinion but this is totally unrelated and....be reasonable! Adults usually got white buttcheeks!
(haha, i totally understand, wrote way longer things in the past but keeping quality and focus can be hard. way easier to make a dialogue....and yeah, you are increasing some real mental fire anyway XD)
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-28 02:45:21 +0000 UTC]
Happy that you are glad to SHARE something for a change. since i got 4 times as many watchers as you, it is quiiite a difference in popularity ]:->
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-28 07:56:32 +0000 UTC]
Popularity? Don´t let me laugh! That only means four times as many people know and can see how much of a loser you really are. You loser!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-28 12:01:12 +0000 UTC]
having more followers and klicks is a good thing you airhead! you get at least ad revenue, right?
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-28 12:49:48 +0000 UTC]
Of course I do you useless thief! Thanks to your stupidity know everyone knows of our defeat!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-28 14:57:31 +0000 UTC]
Well.... i mean eh....true but..hm.... we could sell the rights to some trashy yellow press outlet or something. <.<
(Can i also post your amazing new story by any chance...you know i always use the correct source! XD)
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-28 14:58:47 +0000 UTC]
(Of course you can!)
Why? So no one will ever hire us to anymore? Did you even think this plan through?!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 14:34:13 +0000 UTC]
Welll......i think it depends on the line of work you want to do...nothing wrong with being clowns or stuff, you know!
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 14:56:03 +0000 UTC]
I am the future ruler of this world, a genius whose mind has no match! Why would I ever wish to be a clown?
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 14:57:14 +0000 UTC]
Hm...maybe as a masquerade, to distract from your genius, you know...and you need smth to pay rent till then anyway.
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 14:59:04 +0000 UTC]
My inventions will pay the rent!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 15:00:27 +0000 UTC]
usually they are just demolisihing either your furniture or pride.
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 15:02:17 +0000 UTC]
...how about yours?*I activate my watch and grin as a dart comes flying out. Rather than just go forwards, it spins around you and grabs the waistband of your underwera* Going up!*I order, then laugh when your briefs shoot out of your pants over your shoulders*
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 15:11:45 +0000 UTC]
"AHHH YEOOOWCH AHH - why is anything you have ever invented really doing what you want for......and why am i even wearing underwear anymoreeeee?", i squeal, while my anime-girl-patterned undies are next to my head....."i fucking haaaaaate you......"
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 15:13:57 +0000 UTC]
*I laugh and snort, bent over while I hold to my stomach. The little robot is fast and strong...for five seconds. Then, just as its drops the waistband on your forehead, it is turned off and you can see my back and the blue fabric sticking out of my pants*
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 15:20:37 +0000 UTC]
*falling on my nose, my face in the dirt, looking silly with my ass sticking up, i am standing up again, spitting out earth and use both my hands to give you a fast wedgie while using my left knee to push it hard into your lazy ass*
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 16:35:23 +0000 UTC]
*I scream when my blue briefs fly out of my pants, then shriek hard when your knee sinks hard and deep between my buttocks* Stop you idiot!
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 17:24:23 +0000 UTC]
Or what? You started the physical violence so eat your pants, loser genius! And what cute briefs those are......say pleaaaaaaaaase!
(btw, wanted to say all day but I LOOOOVE all your different tormentors, they are all totally my own taste!!!!)
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 20:28:45 +0000 UTC]
(Glad you do)
Pleaaase!*I say at once, my pain treshold really, really small*
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 20:31:15 +0000 UTC]
(really, different female role models but all fun in different ways, i am in pure awe in how many ways we think similarily lol.... 75% closeness is kind of a personal record )
"You seee...not so hard to act like someone like you should, little genius", i tease, pulling once more before letting go and patting my hands smugly.
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 20:32:41 +0000 UTC]
"I...sincerely...loathe you" I growl, blushing hard even as the waistband of my briefs refuses to let go of my forehead "Also...ow"
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rarefreak In reply to lannao [2019-09-30 20:34:52 +0000 UTC]
"Scissors, hon?", i ask, rolling my eyes. "And believe my the feeling is mutual! I am way more unlucky since i met you!"
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lannao In reply to rarefreak [2019-09-30 20:36:00 +0000 UTC]
"Excuse me? You were branded, on the butt, by a little kid with a hot iron!"
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