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Published: 2019-10-10 04:43:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 10129; Favourites: 84; Downloads: 89
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Inter galactic relations are so complicated


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vanBlood [2019-11-26 05:15:57 +0000 UTC]

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RickOShay1 [2019-10-18 12:19:28 +0000 UTC]

What's a "reoresentative"?

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Rastifan In reply to RickOShay1 [2019-10-18 15:18:45 +0000 UTC]

A typos. Meant representative. Corrected.

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RickOShay1 In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-19 03:51:14 +0000 UTC]

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uawa [2019-10-11 11:37:06 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha great

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D-generatedeR [2019-10-11 11:20:45 +0000 UTC]

I thought I knew how this was ending, but damn did that last panel caught me off guard

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Tirangard [2019-10-11 06:58:07 +0000 UTC]

Well, next Time their should send an 4 Man... 4 Woman Team ^^

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srg09 [2019-10-11 06:02:21 +0000 UTC]

well after that they probably gonna ask her again but this timeΒ not for "diplomatic" reason but "Political" consultant…  we all know what that mean right? we will not seeing her for a bare minimum of 50 years with nothing to show for it in the end (like any real politics)

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Rastifan In reply to srg09 [2019-10-11 10:18:08 +0000 UTC]

I re skinned her to fit the Stargate theme for more comics i.imgur.com/jIAuNuP.jpg


The female world really appreciated how she respected their culture, resulting in favorable trade agreements.

So Stargate command had no choice but to give her a recommendation

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srg09 In reply to Rastifan [2019-12-30 02:53:15 +0000 UTC]

She will need to form a political/investigative squad ( all female naturally) and return to see what more they can do to advance the β€œearth” agenda and relation with the native (and also get her panty back)

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picofthenight [2019-10-11 01:21:55 +0000 UTC]

That last panel is

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SovietMentality [2019-10-10 21:27:20 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like this quarter master went on a vacation lol

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Rastifan In reply to SovietMentality [2019-10-11 10:23:00 +0000 UTC]

The female world really appreciated how she respected their culture, resulting in favorable trade agreements.

So Stargate command had no choice but to give her a recommendation

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Mr-B1987 [2019-10-10 18:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I needed a laugh.

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Rastifan In reply to Mr-B1987 [2019-10-10 19:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Welcome

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DaveAgain [2019-10-10 15:09:07 +0000 UTC]

I love how your mind works!

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Rastifan In reply to DaveAgain [2019-10-10 19:56:02 +0000 UTC]

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BioClay88 [2019-10-10 13:53:46 +0000 UTC]

im normally not a grammer nazi but "where you know", wasnt it supposed to be "now" instead of know ?Β 

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Rastifan In reply to BioClay88 [2019-10-10 14:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is. Corrected. Damn typo Thanks for the heads up.

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BioClay88 In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-10 16:13:03 +0000 UTC]

no prob mate

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ViniciusTheVile [2019-10-10 13:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Looks like she had her best interstellar diplomatic experience ever.

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Ashen-Tomorrow [2019-10-10 11:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Your creativity and the highly sexy ideas you have make you a fan-favorite.

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Rastifan In reply to Ashen-Tomorrow [2019-10-10 14:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot

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Akhnor [2019-10-10 09:58:18 +0000 UTC]

OOOhhh Β  this is so funny, thanks a lot you made my day

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Rastifan In reply to Akhnor [2019-10-10 09:59:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks and welcome

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wheatman3 [2019-10-10 07:16:38 +0000 UTC]

oh man i used to love that show stargate GS1 man heck i even watched the stargate cartoon show they had.

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Rastifan In reply to wheatman3 [2019-10-10 08:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Same. The show, not the cartoons. Not seen that.

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wheatman3 In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-10 19:45:42 +0000 UTC]

the cartoon was okay.

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Rastifan In reply to wheatman3 [2019-10-10 19:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Checked it out. Low frame rate and graphics you see in mass produced animated shows.

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wheatman3 In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-21 23:24:23 +0000 UTC]

um ok

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misterwrong [2019-10-10 06:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, it it just being respectful...

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Rastifan In reply to misterwrong [2019-10-10 08:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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tehwatcher [2019-10-10 06:48:05 +0000 UTC]

XD hhahaahah nice XD

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Rastifan In reply to tehwatcher [2019-10-10 08:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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quwykxz [2019-10-10 06:30:31 +0000 UTC]

Corporal: "Sir, these lip-shaped tattoos are marks of bravery in their culture, and it would have been a sign of disrespect if I declined their offer to get this tattoo, Sir!"

First Female Superior Officer: "... Corporal, I command that you see me in my office immediately for your... debriefing... and you will personally demonstrate to me every single custom that you have learned from this culture!"

Second Female Superior Officer: "And I shall be there as well, to double-check your facts... We WILL get to your bottom, I mean, to the bottom of this matter, Corporal, even if it takes all night, or even all week, I promise you!"

Corporal: *smiling happily and saluting* "I'll be there promptly, Sirs; ready and willing to serve in any position and manner you deem necessary!"

*Male Officer leaves*

First Female Superior Officer, whispering to Second Female Superior Officer: "I'll bring the strap-ons and double-dildoes."

Second Female Superior Officer, whispering to First Female Superior Officer : "I'll bring the lube... and maybe my secretary..."

*Both Female Superior Officers high-five each other as they leave*

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Rastifan In reply to quwykxz [2019-10-10 08:46:37 +0000 UTC]

So this is the front of the defense if an enemy attacks? I feel much better now

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quwykxz In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-10 08:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, think of it this way; if the enemy shows up, and the first thing they see is a line of cute, nekkid lady soldiers, it's a pretty good bet that they'll drop their weapons... and probably their pants.

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Rastifan In reply to quwykxz [2019-10-10 10:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes make love not war

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quwykxz In reply to Rastifan [2019-10-10 23:43:45 +0000 UTC]

And if making love doesn't work, do it over and over again until it does! πŸ˜†

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snicker1 [2019-10-10 06:22:52 +0000 UTC]

hahaha

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Scurge42 [2019-10-10 06:03:23 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Spartan30000 [2019-10-10 05:42:36 +0000 UTC]

"T-That isn't lipstick! It's uh, m-my pubic... hair...."

"Uh-huh..."

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Rastifan In reply to Spartan30000 [2019-10-10 05:51:09 +0000 UTC]

lol

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