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A little bit of Christmas fluff thanks for reading

"What the hell is this?” You say looking at the ad with the punk blue haired girl on it. “What the fuck is relationships by Ravyn?” You moved to swipe away but your finger hovered over it. You were very much alone and what was one more dating app? After all it did in super huge letters say FREE and guaranteed relationship by christmas or $100,000. Christmas was in 6 hours, it was already 6pm on Christmas Eve surely this was a mistake, but maybe you could get the cash.

He opened the app to find the blue haired girl in the corner. The icon said to select gender. You select woman, you wanted a woman after all. It now said to select different features. Height, age, hair color, eye color, personality, etc. You filled out every field and it made you be specific which you found weird but hey whatever this algorithm needed. SO you entered age 22, height 4'10” hair-blonde, weight-103, eye color- blue and personality you entered “option listed, a pure Christmas angel sweeter than a cookie”

Then terms and conditions, delivery expectations, wrapping costs, id records....blah blah blah, well 10 minutes later there was a line that actually had your name on it, a name you don't think you ever entered. You hit ok. The screen went blank, and said finding your man now. Upon seeing man, you tried desperately to cancel you couldn't ever turn off the phone. It said “match found time for wrapping and adjustment”

Out of the phone fell a roll of wrapping paper colored blue and white. It moved on it's own, slowly wrapping around your entire body. The wrapping was tight and soon you were in a wrapping paper cocoon. You felt the floor under you change to a plush carpet. The cold of your apartment was now warm, even though you couldn't see you knew this was a warm and loving home.

Inside your prison the paper crushed in on all sides. You gasped for air only to feel wrapping paper force its way down your throat. Once inside it start pushing out, you are unable to make a sound or move you are paralyzed in your paper prison. You still feel small and compressed the prison is definitely shrinking.

You start hearing the name Holly in your head. You start thinking about how sweet Holly is, she is friends to the entire town. Her boyfriend is her world, he treats her like a goddess and she worships him as well. She is utterly devoted and most of all she LOVES christmas. She is the best gift her boyfriend Rob ever got. She is just pure and sweet and the more you think of her....you realize she is you. You hear a tear as light hits your face. It is Rob! You plant the biggest kiss on his face, another satisfied user.

Description

A little bit of Christmas fluff thanks for reading

"What the hell is this?” You say looking at the ad with the punk blue haired girl on it. “What the fuck is relationships by Ravyn?” You moved to swipe away but your finger hovered over it. You were very much alone and what was one more dating app? After all it did in super huge letters say FREE and guaranteed relationship by christmas or $100,000. Christmas was in 6 hours, it was already 6pm on Christmas Eve surely this was a mistake, but maybe you could get the cash.

He opened the app to find the blue haired girl in the corner. The icon said to select gender. You select woman, you wanted a woman after all. It now said to select different features. Height, age, hair color, eye color, personality, etc. You filled out every field and it made you be specific which you found weird but hey whatever this algorithm needed. SO you entered age 22, height 4'10” hair-blonde, weight-103, eye color- blue and personality you entered “option listed, a pure Christmas angel sweeter than a cookie”

Then terms and conditions, delivery expectations, wrapping costs, id records....blah blah blah, well 10 minutes later there was a line that actually had your name on it, a name you don't think you ever entered. You hit ok. The screen went blank, and said finding your man now. Upon seeing man, you tried desperately to cancel you couldn't ever turn off the phone. It said “match found time for wrapping and adjustment”

Out of the phone fell a roll of wrapping paper colored blue and white. It moved on it's own, slowly wrapping around your entire body. The wrapping was tight and soon you were in a wrapping paper cocoon. You felt the floor under you change to a plush carpet. The cold of your apartment was now warm, even though you couldn't see you knew this was a warm and loving home.

Inside your prison the paper crushed in on all sides. You gasped for air only to feel wrapping paper force its way down your throat. Once inside it start pushing out, you are unable to make a sound or move you are paralyzed in your paper prison. You still feel small and compressed the prison is definitely shrinking.

You start hearing the name Holly in your head. You start thinking about how sweet Holly is, she is friends to the entire town. Her boyfriend is her world, he treats her like a goddess and she worships him as well. She is utterly devoted and most of all she LOVES christmas. She is the best gift her boyfriend Rob ever got. She is just pure and sweet and the more you think of her....you realize she is you. You hear a tear as light hits your face. It is Rob! You plant the biggest kiss on his face, another satisfied user.