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Published: 2010-06-28 02:51:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 3332; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 28
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Robert Pattinson related to Vlad the Impaler?yeah, and Hitler is my uncle.
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Dracula: "First that infernal cretin ruins the image of nosferatu, now he claims I'm related to him? THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!"ย
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Yes, and I'm secretly the Sage of Six Paths reincarnated into the form of a sixteen-year-old girl.
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Yeah, and Vlad did all that impaling for The Pope. ... Wait that part is actually true.
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Yeah, and my grandmother's a unicorn!
Twilight barfs!
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"yeah, and Hitler is my uncle." <----- would have made more sense 
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well, my grandmothers family is German. XDDDDD
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heil then (jk i'm not nazi 
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You know, Vlad used to pick the length of the stake by the importance of the person he was impaling on it. Wait...I have a vision... Vlad would have used a toothpick in this case! Underground. While Robert was buried neck down in the ground.
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lol.....your note had me laughing even more than the picture. And that = EPIC WINS for joo.
No way, Hitler...your Uncle! Wow I had no idea!!! And Dolly Parton is my.......errr...like 5th cousin...or something like that.
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That's the GODDAMN BATMAN to you!
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Curse you Rock n Roll and the rage of the beast!!!!
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nananananananana nananananananana
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I'm sorry, but that's the biggest load of bullshit I've seen this year. And if it is true, by some horrible act of God, Vlad would be rolling in his grave right now.
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Yes he would. Wherever that grave may be
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Iยดm reading Dracula this week and now I want to kill who say that
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I think it's just some stupid ass publicity stunt.
besides, Vlad coud impale that little bitch in about 2.5 seconds
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If that's true, then Vlad would be rolling in his grave as we speak.
Twilight SUX. Pass it on
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One problem with your comment... when they opened the grave of Vlad the Impaler, there was NO body... Kinda creepy, eh? (Let's hope what the true vamp enthusiasts think about that is true and he goes after Pattison, eh?).
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WHAT?!?!? Word.....fail.....brain....shutting down.....to protcect...self....from....fail....X_X
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haha. my first reaction exactly
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If this is true, I'm an elephant in a tutu dancing to swan lake!!!
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you wanna know what I think would make Twilight in general a million times better?
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no sparkles?
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Fire. And lots of it.
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lol yes.
and Alucard. to kill them all.
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And Vampirella to kill Bella.
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But mostly fire.
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yes.
oh! and Abel Nightroad! lol
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And James Bond.
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and.......that Phillipino guy that sang I Am Your Brother on American Idol.
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And even more fire!!!
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Fire is the only solutionto something like twilight!
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no, wait. don't call me that. i'm not a psycho with a dumb name
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Tomorrow I'll wake up as the richest person in the universe if this is true
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