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Published: 2013-09-20 18:16:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 4037; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 1
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OH TEH GNOES!! THIS IS WORSE THAN TEH MULL3T IN A SWEET SHOP IN THE NEW YEAR SALES
PRIMUS SAVE US ALL
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Wwwwaaaayyy ahead of you > www.deviantart.com/razziembessβ¦
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Starscream: One can never have too many shoes.
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I had a male friend take a selfie of himself looking like he was in hell with his finger to his head while in the background you can see me and another female holding shoes up with huge smiles. Β I think that was the most epic selfie for a fleshling and this is the most epic robot rendition of the hell a male will go through when he lets a female within eyesight of a shoe store 
Thank you for cracking me up! 
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HAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!one1 YES!
My Motherboard came to London a few weeks ago, and all she wanted to do was visit the giant Primark clothes shop on Oxford Street. So there she was, like a youngling in a toy factory, drooling over all the pretty things...
... an hour and a half later (oh how I wish I was joking) she gave my weary body permission to go and join all the other weaklings outside. I found it quite a coincidence that the window ledges were just the right size for males to sit on!!
has anyone heard from your male buddy since??
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Yes, we took him to the book store and while my other female friend was complaining we read comic books. Β I got shoes and comic books! Β
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Quick! Let's try to distract them with chocolate!!
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I bet Op is wondering the same thing I am.Β
"How in Cybertron does she find shoes in her size?"
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She must order them specially made. Optimus cries every time he sees the shipping prices.Β
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It has come to my attention that TEH MULL3T requires a bitchslap.
Therefore, please find attached one (1) bitchslap icon to be used at AutoAssembly next year.
Many thanks,
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Sadly, I understand a lot of little use Sager sees about women that few men understand, however, the shoe store is still a complete mystery to me. And it's right in there somewheres with the makeup department and the days spaw and I always forget the Ministry of body waxing
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Hahahahaa, you're right!
Women really do spend half their life making themselves look good!
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unfortunately, a lot of times they look just fine without all that foolishness
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Poor Optimus, I think Causeway will choose the most expensive shoes!
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Lol. Poor Optimus bro.. He hasn't have any moneys. xD
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Poor Optimus! 
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Pffffhahahahaaa "shoe charade"
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Ah, yes. The shoe store. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious, Prime.
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You better heed the warning Prime... this is going to be worse than dragging Megatron's fat face out of the Energon Os when he's digging out the free toy
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we could be nice to our favourite robots, but trolling them is always more fun
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Almost as dangerous as accidentally walking into a Twilight fan club meeting that I didn't know was in your favorite coffee shop while wearing my Autobot insignia tee shirt. I almost didn't get out of there alive. Of course, I may or may not have goaded them a little bit...
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I see you that and raise you this...
Β One rainy Saturday Razzles waddled into the EMPIRE cinema to take home that giant cardboard robot. But alas, the way was blocked by swarms of meatlings all wearing Harry Potter T shirts, so Razzles had to swipe them aside with a mighty cardboard sword and threaten to crush them under a mighty cardboard footplate if they failed to make way.
LIKE A BOSS
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With all due respect Harry Potter fans are much more numerous, but Twilight fans are way crazier.
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They are so cute together, especially when they do adorable things like this!
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For added win / insult she's steering him around by his ears!!
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I NO RITE??
He's doing that exact same face I make when I've got hayfever.
I HATE MY LIFE
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Causeway and Optimus are very sweet!
But unfortunately now he must wait a long time for Causeway to buy her new shoes
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I NO RITE?? Poor Optimus, standing there with that look on his face because he hates his life
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Pfffffhahaha, I thought you might get a good giggle out of this!!
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LMAO
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Lol, she looks like Sentinel or Ironhide at a swearing contest. Poor Optimus.
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Haha, now I'm thinking she's shouting something like SL*GGIT OPTIMUS CAN'T YOUR RUSTY CHASSIS GO ANY FASTER??
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