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*Comrade rings the door bell*

Comrade: Well comrade I made it, despite you’re directions

Ralph: ahh Comrade welcome! I got something great!

Comrade: eh

*Comrade sits down the table and puts his vodka on the ice bucket when Ralph gets the bbq but the bbq is on fire*

Ralph: *gasp*

Ralph: ooh Lady Liberty! My BBQ ruined!

*ralph sees McDonald’s at the window*

Ralph: but what if, I can buy McDonald’s and pretends my cooking? Hah hah hah! Delightful Hell Ralph!

*Ralph takes off his apron and tries to get out of the window but Comrade opens the door and see him in the window*

*a song plays*

Singers: Ralph with his crazy Explanations, Comrade gonna need his medication, when he hears Ralph’s lame exaggerations, there’ll be trouble in town tonight!

Comrade: RALPH!!!!!!

Ralph: Comrade I was just- uh, stretching my legs on the windowsill. Getting to be strong to fight better!, care to join me?

Comrade: Why the heck is there smoke coming out of your oven, comrade?

Ralph: Uh-oh that isn’t smoke, it’s steam, steam from the steamed breads we’re having! Mmmm steamed breads.

*comrade closes the door*

Ralph: whew

*then he gets out and sprinted away to get McDonald’s*

*then Ralph comes back with dozens of hamburgers and lots of fries*

Ralph: Comrade, I hope you’re ready for American made Hamburgers!

Comrade: I thought we’re having steamed Breads.

Ralph: oh no, I said steamed hams, that’s what I call hamburgers!

Comrade: you call hamburgers steamed ha,s?

Ralph: yes, it’s a regional dialect.

Comrade: uh huh, what region?

Ralph: uhhhhhhhh, America?

Comrade: really? Well I’m from Russia, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Ralph: oh not in Russia, it’s a Albany expression.

Comrade: I see

*then they eat but comrade stops eating while take a bite*

Comrade: you know, these hamburgers are quite similar to ones they have that capitalist restaurant “McDonald’s”.

Ralph: oh no, Liberty Ralph burgers! Old American family recipe!

Comrade: for steamed hams?

Ralph: yes!

Comrade: yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

*Ralph freezes*

Ralph: ye- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.

Comrade: of course

*ralph goes to door and went back while the kitchen was on fire*

Ralph: *yawns* well, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all, I’m crap.

Comrade: yes, I should be goi- GOOD LORD WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?!.

Ralph: um......Aurora borealis.

Comrade: uh....Aurora borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?!

Ralph: yes!

Comrade: May I see it?

Ralph: no

*Comrade and Ralph left the house while Ella was yelling at Rick*

Ella: RALPH!!! THE HOSUE WAS ON FIRE!!!

Ralph: no Ella, it’s just the northern lights.

Comrade: well Comrade, you are an odd soldier, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

*comrade leaves but he freezes that Ella called help that the whole house was on fire but comrade didn’t notice that Ralph gives him the thumbs up*

Comrade: hmm..... *left*

Ralph: GAAAHHHH! *enters the house to put down the fire*

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*Comrade rings the door bell*

Comrade: Well comrade I made it, despite you’re directions

Ralph: ahh Comrade welcome! I got something great!

Comrade: eh

*Comrade sits down the table and puts his vodka on the ice bucket when Ralph gets the bbq but the bbq is on fire*

Ralph: *gasp*

Ralph: ooh Lady Liberty! My BBQ ruined!

*ralph sees McDonald’s at the window*

Ralph: but what if, I can buy McDonald’s and pretends my cooking? Hah hah hah! Delightful Hell Ralph!

*Ralph takes off his apron and tries to get out of the window but Comrade opens the door and see him in the window*

*a song plays*

Singers: Ralph with his crazy Explanations, Comrade gonna need his medication, when he hears Ralph’s lame exaggerations, there’ll be trouble in town tonight!

Comrade: RALPH!!!!!!

Ralph: Comrade I was just- uh, stretching my legs on the windowsill. Getting to be strong to fight better!, care to join me?

Comrade: Why the heck is there smoke coming out of your oven, comrade?

Ralph: Uh-oh that isn’t smoke, it’s steam, steam from the steamed breads we’re having! Mmmm steamed breads.

*comrade closes the door*

Ralph: whew

*then he gets out and sprinted away to get McDonald’s*

*then Ralph comes back with dozens of hamburgers and lots of fries*

Ralph: Comrade, I hope you’re ready for American made Hamburgers!

Comrade: I thought we’re having steamed Breads.

Ralph: oh no, I said steamed hams, that’s what I call hamburgers!

Comrade: you call hamburgers steamed ha,s?

Ralph: yes, it’s a regional dialect.

Comrade: uh huh, what region?

Ralph: uhhhhhhhh, America?

Comrade: really? Well I’m from Russia, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Ralph: oh not in Russia, it’s a Albany expression.

Comrade: I see

*then they eat but comrade stops eating while take a bite*

Comrade: you know, these hamburgers are quite similar to ones they have that capitalist restaurant “McDonald’s”.

Ralph: oh no, Liberty Ralph burgers! Old American family recipe!

Comrade: for steamed hams?

Ralph: yes!

Comrade: yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

*Ralph freezes*

Ralph: ye- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.

Comrade: of course

*ralph goes to door and went back while the kitchen was on fire*

Ralph: *yawns* well, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all, I’m crap.

Comrade: yes, I should be goi- GOOD LORD WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?!.

Ralph: um......Aurora borealis.

Comrade: uh....Aurora borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?!

Ralph: yes!

Comrade: May I see it?

Ralph: no

*Comrade and Ralph left the house while Ella was yelling at Rick*

Ella: RALPH!!! THE HOSUE WAS ON FIRE!!!

Ralph: no Ella, it’s just the northern lights.

Comrade: well Comrade, you are an odd soldier, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

*comrade leaves but he freezes that Ella called help that the whole house was on fire but comrade didn’t notice that Ralph gives him the thumbs up*

Comrade: hmm..... *left*

Ralph: GAAAHHHH! *enters the house to put down the fire*