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Chuck Norris is the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3.
At the beginning of time, all mass, matter and space was contained in a particle known as a singularity. The Big Bang occurred when Chuck Norris stared at it for too long.
2 days after God said “And let the be light,” he got a call saying that he’d stolen Chuck Norris’ quote without permission and would be sued for $24 million.
Chuck Norris’ middle name is Taylor. That’s how we got the modern-day name for Converse.
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the universe and made God.
Chuck Norris asks girls to Sadie Hawkins dances.
If Edward Cullen were to drink human blood, guess who would survive off of Edward Cullen’s blood? That’s right, Chuck Norris.
The sun isn’t powered by nuclear fusion. It’s powered by Chuck Norris.
If you ever lived through a black hole, you’d find that on the other side there are an infinite number of Chuck Norrises waiting to roundhouse-kick you into oblivion.
Chuck Norris hates politics so much he smacked half the black right out of Barack Obama.
Chuck Norris is the Keyblade’s REAL Chosen One.
The first person to wear an Organization XIII coat was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the first person to cosplay from four different anime at the same time.
Life is short. Don’t provoke Chuck Norris to make yours shorter.
Chuck Norris created Kingdom Hearts.
In the fanfiction “Nobody’s Tears,” God didn’t throw the mountain. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is so awesome he has his own time zone. Do you know what it’s called? Pain.
Chuck Norris has already lived tomorrow.
In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris will have roundhouse kicked thirty-five people. Now it’s thirty-seven.
Chuck Norris is the reason why manga are bound backward.
Chuck Norris told Vexen how to make the Riku Replica.
There is no life after death. There is only Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3.
At the beginning of time, all mass, matter and space was contained in a particle known as a singularity. The Big Bang occurred when Chuck Norris stared at it for too long.
2 days after God said “And let the be light,” he got a call saying that he’d stolen Chuck Norris’ quote without permission and would be sued for $24 million.
Chuck Norris’ middle name is Taylor. That’s how we got the modern-day name for Converse.
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the universe and made God.
Chuck Norris asks girls to Sadie Hawkins dances.
If Edward Cullen were to drink human blood, guess who would survive off of Edward Cullen’s blood? That’s right, Chuck Norris.
The sun isn’t powered by nuclear fusion. It’s powered by Chuck Norris.
If you ever lived through a black hole, you’d find that on the other side there are an infinite number of Chuck Norrises waiting to roundhouse-kick you into oblivion.
Chuck Norris hates politics so much he smacked half the black right out of Barack Obama.
Chuck Norris is the Keyblade’s REAL Chosen One.
The first person to wear an Organization XIII coat was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the first person to cosplay from four different anime at the same time.
Life is short. Don’t provoke Chuck Norris to make yours shorter.
Chuck Norris created Kingdom Hearts.
In the fanfiction “Nobody’s Tears,” God didn’t throw the mountain. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is so awesome he has his own time zone. Do you know what it’s called? Pain.
Chuck Norris has already lived tomorrow.
In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris will have roundhouse kicked thirty-five people. Now it’s thirty-seven.
Chuck Norris is the reason why manga are bound backward.
Chuck Norris told Vexen how to make the Riku Replica.
There is no life after death. There is only Chuck Norris.