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momuscle1975 In reply to orzenn [2020-08-05 13:06:53 +0000 UTC]

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-03 01:24:56 +0000 UTC]

No problem.
*Pulls out a Mossberg 590 shotgun and pumps it.*
Where'd do you want to get shot at?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-03 06:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Guy - YIPES!!! I WASN'T SERIOUS!!!

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-03 12:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure?
I can make it quick and painless.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-04 05:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Guy- I doubt it.

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-04 17:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's your funeral.
*Sits back on a lawn chair.*
TEAR HIS ARM OFF, GRANNY!!!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-05 04:51:17 +0000 UTC]

The fight starts.

More precisely, the 'one sided beating that emasculates him completely' starts.

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-06 00:01:59 +0000 UTC]

OH THE HUMANITY!!!
......
Can I have a another bag of popcorn here!?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-06 04:54:24 +0000 UTC]

Guy - HELP!!!!!!

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-07 11:08:49 +0000 UTC]

But you said you didn't want my help.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-08 05:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Guy- I mean medical help!!!

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CommanderCTC In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-10 23:42:54 +0000 UTC]

OH! WHY DID YOU SAY SO!?!
*Pulls out a medical saw.*
Alright! What hurts the most!?!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CommanderCTC [2012-09-11 04:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Guy- Forget it... I'll finish this the most dangerous way I know.

The guy kisses her long and deeply. She grins at this.

Guy- More of those if you don't kill me.

Her- Okay, deal, but you have to give up.

Guy- I do!

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