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Published: 2010-10-20 21:20:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 3303; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 17
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Whether there's a lady under that mask, or just a 'metro, Pyro is out to get some SHOOOOOOEEEEES!Related content
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WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE IS A LADY.
MAYBE HE IS JUST SASSY.
if he turns out to be a lady im gonna punch a kitten.
REALLY HARD.
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I think Pyro's a robot. It's even on the Meet The Spy light-up signs:
RED PYRO
IS A ROBOT
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Pyro can't be a robot 1. how does the Medic heal Pyro if he's not organic? and 2. don't you think the blood that splurts out of him when he gets shot is a dead give away?
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Robots in "Mann Vs Machine" mode can be healed by mediguns and can be killed by bleed damage from the Tribalman's Shiv or the Flying GuillotineΒ
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okay well THIS time I have unarguable proof theres this cosmetic I think thats what it is called "Voodoo-Cursed Soul" there's one for every merc and what it does is turn the merc into a zombie and for the Pyro's his mask is ripped and you can see a skull meaning he is in-fact human
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Vooβ¦
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Halloween cosmetics aren't canon. Hollowhead would imply the Pyro has NOTHING inside his suit; no skull, no brain, no mechanical parts, nothing
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okay well still the blood coming out of him when he get's shot should still be enough proof because the robots never bleed when they get SHOT
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Robots also don't drink Bonk, or eat the Sandvich you dropped when they killed you
You're talking about a game in which radioactive gold gives you super strength and chest hair shaped like your birthplace on a map. I don't think it's a stretch to think someone developed a hyper-advanced robot with red oil for "blood" in the recent past
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well then how did the Medic preform surgery on the Pyro and we know he did since Pyro can be Ubered, and how an Pyro use hisΒ Homewrecker orΒ Neon Annihilator to remove sappers if he can't get near the sappers since sappers sap any electronic NEAR them and how can a medi-pack or sandvich heal Pyro if he's a robot, and how come he yells ow when he's shot if robots can't feel and finally if the Pyro was a robot he would make sounds when moving, boom you lost there's nothing you can prove
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Aside from the footsteps, every single thing you listed is something that happens normally to the MvM robots too -- the Ubercharges, taking less damage from the Homewrecker, removing Sappers from themselves, eating Sandviches.
As for footsteps, the Pyro is stuffed inside a thick rubber-and-asbestos suit. It muffles all the sounds
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well what about the Medics operation
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Again, MvM robots have ubercharge batteries inside them too; with Engineer closeby, it would have been easy enough to plug it right into Pyro's systems
Bottom line: Pyro's canon form is, according to Valve, whatever you think it ISN'T. You think he's a not-robot, so where does that leave us?
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okay, ONE LAST PROOF
When ever the Pyro gets blown up by a Soldier or Demoman human organs come out like you know how when you die it points to your foot and it says "your foot" or it points to an organ and it says "you spleen" well if the Pyro's a robot there woudn't be any organs
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It doesn't even look like a real spleen, but whatever, that was pretty good of you to dig up
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WAIT FOR REAL!?!?
(looks. red pyro: is a man. is a woman)
THEY ARE FUCKING WITH US.
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("IS A ROBOT" is in the far left column)
But yeah, Valve have been keeping it as ambiguous as possible. When is says "Why don't you give [Pyro] a shot?", whether it uses "him" or "her" is random
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yeah, it's frustrating. but i've looked it up. pyro is the next 'meet the' video coming up and it's going to reveal his gender. yes, i refer to him as a he.
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What, that post made back in 2008? All 3 possibilities still have a 33% chance (and most robots are refereed to as "he" anyway)
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Pyro's Shopping list:
Flamer fuel
New mask (cant get bloodstains out)
New flamer (they just released the latest model 'Flamemaster 4000')
New Ax (old one too blunt)
Pistol ammo
New shoes
Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitten calander. Kitte-....
sorry had to do that lol. Transformers Revenge of the fallen ^^"
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the red pyro is a girl, the blue one is a robot.
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Robot or not, I'm sure they'll want to shop for new shoes as well.
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