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Published: 2008-08-08 18:38:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 136768; Favourites: 1108; Downloads: 28151
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...he's a fearsome, inscrutable on-fire frankenstein of a man. If he is even a man.OF COURSE HE'S NOT!
Here's my Pyro!
Done with CS2 and a lot of time finding out, which fonts Valve's using for their pieces...
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Why are people selling merch of this image without permission?
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This theory was busted by... The Game Theorists... and they proove pyro was gay.. heres the linkΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zβ¦
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How sad it is to see yet another dumb, slutty interpretation of the Pyro.
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No, Come on! Show more skin, It makes it easier to shoot you and cut through! and it makes spies job SO much easier when you can't even dodge your own gun!
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The pyro would never expose his/her skin. Fighting with fire in dangerous at close range. Also he/she probably has short/no hair because either it would be for safety of from being burned. Also he/she would probably not be a barbie/Ken human being.Β
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This is exactly how I picture the Red Pyro; androgynous, scarlett hair, busty body, and witty personality.
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wonder what all the tf2 mercs would look like as women
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Oh, there are plenty of possible visualizations of them out there.
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Actually, the Pyro IS a man.
A gay man suffering from schizophrenia.
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that's only a game theory i thought
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Hey, hey.
Who here has Pyro picture, huh?
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here...on deviantart?...a lot...juss' saying?
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Ya know what?
I am NOT gonna be in a flame war.
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good idea...i only replied 'cause i saw the YouTube video for the game theory; found it interesting actually, but in the end he DID say it was just a theory...a game theory.
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remember this discussion?Β
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I love her expression!
Pyro: What? Did you think I was a boy?
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im USE
-Sniper
-Soldier
-Demoman
to kill him/Her!
dont get to close to pyro
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Even if the guys of the teams find out the pyro's a girl...I'm pretty sure they won't mess with her...less they forget that the Pyro female or not is still a completely insane pyromaniac. [link]
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This better be wt the pyro looks like under the mask
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My master plan:
1. Ask her to put some clothes on
2. Invite Pyro to a BBQ and Bonfire
3. Find common interests
4. Develop team bond by fighting alongside her
5. Confess attraction after 50 maps
6. ???
7. LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON OUR HOUSE BUILT ON BURNT CORPSES 
At least, that's how I'd figure it so far
If she were real, I'd definitely make an attempt (even though she's kinda crazy)
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Mmmm, now thats how i like my women! Crazy,Spicy and Sweet!
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you really should have givin her more clothing ,or this would need a filter, just my opinion ,i hope i dont hurt you
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Alrighty then...
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I think that this is accurate for the Pyro. Every decent team of badass males needs to have an equally(or even more) sexy badass female(s); ie (Bleach)13 Court Guard of Soul Society: Retsu Unohana, Soi Fon, Yoruichi Shihoin Espada: Neliel Tu Odelschwank, Tia Halibel, etc. etc. The female Pyro would simply need a voice muffler to alter her voice, one way goggle lenses, chest bindings to hide those luscious breasts, and a generic outfit to hide her (sexy) hot (lol) body even further.
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no. This is just a bad design. no.
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"Accurate" Bahahaa... how fucking stupid are you. Seriously, go have your brain checked out.
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No, its just simple common sense. Something horny, desperate, neck-beards lack.
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