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Published: 2015-04-20 13:22:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 9480; Favourites: 215; Downloads: 135
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Not exactly a Program Girls, but...She's my internet connection.
A hobo girl on a bench(?)
When she's good, she's the loveliest person ever, but when she's not?
Oh you will want to strangle her so much.
(Her troll strength and her mindfuck power depends on her ISP)
Thing is, we will never know when she will start trolling us hard.
Even harder to predict than a moody girlfriend during her period.
When it rains, she will just become lethargic and just goes "screw this imma sleep now"
then laze around despite your currend needs for her to perform,
causing countless disasters measured in rage-celsius and burned dollars.
Often screw everyones over, moreso with Skype (when she's doing the call), browsergirls, and much more.
Especially when you have a dire need to send this piece of mega-important file,
that's when she will troll you as if on cue.
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About text above, I ask my friend to help me.
(I'm not good at speaking and writing English)
It's only my opinion idea(parody) so if you don't like them it's OK.
(I want to make unique characteristic in each character)
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Comments: 8
Not to mention you have no idea what she's thinking or when she's messing with you. She can show you all five bars and still say she can't connect you.
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You think her hair will get shorter when she starts killing your internet?
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Her bangs will change color green to gray
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