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Published: 2007-06-22 20:18:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 175; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description Name: Regless O'Traya
Alias: Reggy the Wandering Idiot
Age: Old enought to regret it.
Likes: His guns... all his guns. Strong chicks. Smiling, explosions, and not the wussy ones either, like ballistic missiles and stuff.
Dislikes: Stuff he can't break, Stuff that's already broken, and stuff that's not worth breaking... He's also afraid of vampire clams, the squirrel legion, and giant cats.

The ten second story thus far: Regless is the first legitamite son of a legendary monster known as Oblivion. That's sort of paramount to being the god of darkness and the like. But thanks to human intervention Regless became mentally handicapped with no control over his abilities.

His father tried to recover him, but that didn't go over too well. Oblivion failed to realize Regless still had all the power that was ment for him even if he couldn't control it properly + a wildly unpredictable personality. He turned on his father and stole his heart. Every since then Regless has wandered around with the heart of oblivion as his treasure, causing random mayhem wherever he goes and usually playing the role of Mid-Boss to the people he meets.

Personality: Regless is a monster incapable of feeling anything but glee for what he does. He's stupid, lazy, whiny, perverted, and oh so very annoying. He doesn't need to eat or sleep, but he doesn't need to pawn all his chores off on little boys and girls so he can get the sleep that he does not need either, he does it anyway 'cause it's fun. He's kind of a raging jackass like that.

Regless also manages to turn up in some of the strangest places, like inside someone's locker at school, or outside the window of a space station, even in certain people's dreams. he has no idea how he gets to these places but that's never stopped him from treating such occurances as natural as breathing... Well, breathing for humans anyway.

Occasional the personality Regless was meant to have wakes up. The slits under Reggy's eyes are actually his real eyes. This personality is much more fluid with the abilities although it gains no new ones. It doesn't talk, it just devours everything.

Abilities: Being a living void certainly has it's perks. He's not made of matter, he's made of an absence of matter. How does that work, probably best you don't think about it.

-He can shape shift his body as well as his clothes. Most of it is just an extension of himself anyway, que lewd innuendoes now.

-One neat trick he discovered is letting parts of his body drip off then sending them at his opponents. Unfortunately, like the main body, these little bombs don't like to listen. The smiling ones fly in the general direction of the opponent and are just happy to blow up. The laughing ones don't seem to care what's happening and blow up where ever they feel like it. The angry ones seem to have father issues and ram Regless repeatedly in the head until he goes blind... talk about self destructive.

-Regless can fire an immense blast out of his mouth, although it's so strong it usually takes half his own face with it. Oh well, probably an improvement.

-The fool can also make strong gravity wells, as well as open up large voids on the ground. It's a great way to change the battle field in his favor especially because they have no effect on himself. Now if only he didn't get lost in them all the time.

-The next two abilities are really annoying. Regless can turn all black and absorb anything sent his way. He puts a whole new spin on having a bottomless leg. Explosions and blades won't break him out of this particular defensive skill either, insulting his mother might.

-Regeneration. You wanna aim for his vitals? Good luck finding them. He has no pride, no brains, and no heart... maybe just aim for the cannolies. This is THE worst ability Regless has because it's the only one that's always in effect. Entire limbs and arms come back in seconds and it doesn't run out.

-Just because you can't see him doesn't mean he isn't nearby. Regless can hide in and emerge from the shadows of other people and items. And for those who are wondering, this only explains about 5% of his random appearances.

Weapons - What does a man do when he finds he has no redeeming traits for the ladies to fall in love with? Overcompansate baby! The rediculously oversize dual uzzi's were a gift from the organization that handi-capped him. Why, nobody knows. It's also unkown how that can be fired even though they apparently have no trigger. Ahhh well, leave that to the arms experts, ne.

Regless also has one of the most cruelist weapons ever, his pants. Yes indeed he has no qualms about dropping his drawers to kick some ass. Like a wet towel fight only lethal.

Motive- Now your probably wondering why such a creature would enter this tournament. Sure it's enough to peek anyone's interest, but what Reggy's prize at the end? His motivation to not wander off a cliff and lose in the first round... Wealth, women, fame, or perhaps a deep sense of inner peace?

ALL THE ABOVE!

Regless didn't get to be known as one of the most insane and destructive forces ever by being half assed. He wants everything this new world can offer.

The Assylum will become his new home, Red would be his new girlfriend, Big bad would be his new pet, and humpty? That would be his new breakfast!
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Comments: 3

Impkat [2007-06-23 03:06:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm in love

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Regless In reply to Impkat [2007-06-24 08:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like him Regless is one of my wild card characters like Damerek. He's invincible, immortal, and doesn't change much. From a plot perspective, he's only around for humour and to drive the story forward. Having him develope into someone you can respect would ruin his charm... Wow, I think that's the first time I ever used the words 'Charm' and 'Regless' in the same sentance, err, but I digress. Ummm, thanks for the comment and the fav. Cheers.

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Impkat [2007-06-23 03:04:44 +0000 UTC]

I'm in love

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