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I decide to try this.(I got an idea to try this from and .)
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*mouth starts watering* how many steaks exactly?
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1000 to 1500. We have enough steaks on hand for all the carnivores in the lab.
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No. You may have two to three steaks. *I tart cooking my steak to medium well.*
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Oh thank god! I was having a heart attack thinking about all those steaks.
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Sorry. *I finih my steak and start cooking your two steaks to medium.*
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*I get your steaks ready and bring our dinner over.* Here you go, two medium steaks for you and a medium well steak for me. Let's eat. *I start eating.*
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I don't need forks! *drops them in my mouth one at a time*
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*I watch as I keep eating my steak.* How is it? Mines delicious.
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Sooooooooo goooooooooood. I'm going to like living here!
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Yeah. *I finish eating my steak.*
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Now we wait for the next, right?
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Well *takes a tub of ice cream* I'll take this and I'll see you in the morning.
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Okay. *I head to my bedroom and fall asleep.*
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*watches TV with the ice cream until I go into a food coma*
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*is asleep to with ice cream everywhere but mostly on me*
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*the next morning. Wakes up with ice cream on me. Tries licking it up*
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*I wake up and go to your room.* You made a real mess with the ice cream last night. I'll help you clean it up. *I start cleaning up the ice cream all over your room.
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*continues licking myself clean. Realization!* I think I found a side effect: pet/animal instinct. *fully cleans myself*
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*I make a note of it.* Okay. *I continue cleaning the room.*
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*everything is clean* so what's the first test?
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*I lead you to a machine.* This one will test your aura. Go on, give it a whirl.
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Just grab the rods and focus your energy to flow from you and into the machine.
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*I watch and take a reading.* Excellent. Above average results.
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I'm not even done yet. *focuses more power into it. It breaks.* sooo, what's next?
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That one. *I walk over to a treadmill.* I'm testing your speed with this one. *I look at you.* you don't have to do this since your my assistant.
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Well, anything I have to do as your assistant?
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Just help me take notes, administer serums, and lead the volunteers to their bedrooms after the transformation. You also have free time that you can use to do whatever you want.
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Well it doesn't seem at all busy at the moment. Is there anyone ready for transforming?
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I think so. *the door slides open, revealing a female volunteer.* miss, would you kindly step forward.
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I'll go get the serums. Which one does she want?
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I'll go ask. Miss, what serum do you want?
???(unknown female.): "I want to be a pokemon. Can I have RM-058"
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Thanks. *I inject her with it.* it takes five minutes for it to take effect though.
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Waits for her transformation
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*I watch as she turns into an Anthro Skitty.*
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Will she be an assistant too or just a normal participant?
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Thanks. She could also be the secretary when she's finished with her tests.
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who knows. I'm pretty sure I'm not done with my tests.
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That's true. Let's test your speed on the treadmill. *I walk over to the treadmill.*
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*jumps on and starts running*
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*I take notes as the treadmill speeds up.*
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