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Published: 2018-02-07 04:50:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2015; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 139
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What if Earth's superheroines were considered "desirable" by various alien civilizations across the galaxy? Suppose a pair of bounty hunters, infamous across the galaxy, landed on Earth with the intent of capturing our planet's heroines and 'repurposing' them for a new life of servitude.Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that many of our planet's best and brightest superheroines have gone missing as a result of alien activity and point to Lake Titicaca and Roswell as proof.
If these claims are true, will we ever see Japan's Fight Force Four again and did White Lotus really hand the group over to alien sex traffickers? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
What is Black Iris? Where does she come from? Some theorists suggest she was Cleopatra, others say she made the Mayans vanish, but all we know for sure is Easter Island can't be explained by anything other than aliens OR people who like to give a lot of head.
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The Helen Mirren of the RP-verse...
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Did RP do a great job? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes, and suggest... that this alien could actually be quite cute if she wasn't actively trying to sell heroines. But great job with this one! She looks awesome and I'm looking forward to what you do with her (Or is that "what she does with others"?)
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Definitely what she does with others.
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Well, it's not really surprising that some alluring aliens might have taken an interest in heroines. Some heroines are aliens themselves.
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"You...you want me to take you to our leader? Um...that would be me...yeah..."
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Wow, can't wait to see what you do with this character!
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Thank you. Glad you like her.
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As an avid student of myhtio comparitave oral customs I am not ruling out the latter explanation for Easter Island
People don't go around saying the Dark Ages sucked without a good reason
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Hello and welcome to our planet... Er things may have changed since you first visited.. Er if you will just follow me up these stairs I will show you our new way of greeting...... 
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LOL. You'll do well on Earth's Greeting Committee
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As long as I can convince her Mrs Hitachi isn't a weapon...
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What if it were true? Who were they? What did they leave behind? When will they return? When will History channel make Ancient Pawn Pickers? or Alien Pickers?
But the biggest question of all: How long does spend on that hair?
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LOL. I need more people like you in my life and less vampire role-players.
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Well... what can I say? Perhaps, "Thank you?"
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Obligatory:
That's one hot-lookin' alien. Might just pull over my pickup an' let 'er probe me, if she's so inclined.
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You'll be the one inclined. Declined. Reclined...
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You do know that Giorgio gets me hot and bothered?
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It's the hair, isn't it? Chicks dig the hair.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the name of the lake!!!!! Awesome!!!! Including Roswell is good and why not throw in Area 51 too!!!!!!
This elf is truly magical, she must have been bathed in the lake when she was much younger!!!!!
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RP did not make that up. That is a real actual lake. It's in Peru.
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LOL. I'm glad you like my space elf.
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