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Published: 2018-06-16 00:05:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 1731; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 79
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Description Stop me if you've heard this one before.

So a super hot superheroine named Peril Proof is all the rage in Super City.  Before long, she meets the superhero of her dreams, gets married, settles down, then puts on 700lbs and blames it on Type 2 Atomic Diabetes and a slow thyroid.  There might be something to the Atomic Diabetes, no one can really explain how she ended up over a foot taller.  Now Peril Proof is known as Pink Pachyderm.

RP Publishing set out to tell the story of this superheroine in a very controversial series of comics.  After only three issues the comic was cancelled and while the African American community lamented the loss of a comic about a "thick" heroine, most people with good taste blasted the comic for its "too realistic" depiction of modern married life.

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Dedicated to .  The challenge I gave you to "unlock" this cover was impossible because although many people may claim to be your internet friends, you really only have a few, especially on this website.

Count me one of them.  Enjoy!
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Comments: 97

RenderPretender In reply to ??? [2020-05-08 17:27:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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The-Mighty-Spectra [2018-07-01 18:15:59 +0000 UTC]

She don't got diabetes, she got ATOMIC diabetes! I think you still think she hot though. You like em thicc.

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DiDark666 [2018-06-27 21:45:37 +0000 UTC]

Thats a big tummy

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akizz [2018-06-21 13:15:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure it's not YOUR modern married life.

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RenderPretender In reply to akizz [2018-06-21 13:30:48 +0000 UTC]

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KristinF [2018-06-19 11:16:05 +0000 UTC]

hehe.  I knew a large middle aged Jamaican woman, she was twice my size but I have learned never to judge a character on first appearances and let me tell you she taught me things that blew my mind and used to leave me so weak I simply could stand up after she's had her hands all over me... Oh Carol!

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RenderPretender In reply to KristinF [2018-06-19 13:07:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL.  Those Jamaicans, they have all the fun.

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Dangerguy01 [2018-06-18 07:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Well now I'm sorry I got pulled into this.

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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-06-18 19:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Hey...big people need love too

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RenderPretender In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-06-18 13:57:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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member9 [2018-06-18 01:44:21 +0000 UTC]

She is a girl for now

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LordLard In reply to member9 [2018-06-18 18:06:44 +0000 UTC]

I see your point, but I have my own belly..

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RenderPretender In reply to member9 [2018-06-18 02:08:37 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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RC-Renderbolt [2018-06-16 22:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Nice work! And congrats to on getting his wish.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go find some mind-bleach to clear this. . . prodigious. . . heroine from my memory.   

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devduck01 In reply to RC-Renderbolt [2018-06-17 07:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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RenderPretender In reply to RC-Renderbolt [2018-06-16 23:55:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL!  You aren't the only person to need brain-disinfectant. 

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RC-Renderbolt In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-17 01:01:55 +0000 UTC]

Heh I bet though at least it doesn't need the industrial grade stuff.
One of my friends in high school had this mission/goal to find the most 
revolting/creeptacular things on the internet some of the images he
found are still seared into my mind. If I'm lucky maybe they will be forgotten in a few more years. 

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Dimples-Bratt [2018-06-16 20:43:17 +0000 UTC]

Well...iz never unsee this!

Bye bye innorcence

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RenderPretender In reply to Dimples-Bratt [2018-06-16 20:45:37 +0000 UTC]

 

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Dimples-Bratt In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 20:46:21 +0000 UTC]

 

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RenderPretender In reply to Dimples-Bratt [2018-06-16 20:55:47 +0000 UTC]

 

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Dimples-Bratt In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 20:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Uh -Puh-Leaze!

 

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RenderPretender In reply to Dimples-Bratt [2018-06-16 21:02:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL, you win.

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Dimples-Bratt In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 21:08:58 +0000 UTC]

 

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LordLard [2018-06-16 16:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Yay, it happened!

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RenderPretender In reply to LordLard [2018-06-16 17:57:48 +0000 UTC]

Your dream girl too.  Just look at them bewbs.

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LordLard In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 18:21:22 +0000 UTC]

I think I have to echo on that one!

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TazLooking [2018-06-16 16:05:50 +0000 UTC]

 

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RenderPretender In reply to TazLooking [2018-06-16 17:57:57 +0000 UTC]

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Legion1a [2018-06-16 14:34:19 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done and clever

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RenderPretender In reply to Legion1a [2018-06-16 14:36:16 +0000 UTC]

I don't know about all that, but thank you anyway, lol.

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thomvinson [2018-06-16 14:10:06 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Big girls get their due! Woot! 

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RenderPretender In reply to thomvinson [2018-06-16 14:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Lmao

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berseh [2018-06-16 11:48:04 +0000 UTC]

This is such a quickly, over the shoulder job!  Where is the list of her superpowers? Why isn't she adorned with nipple clamps? Where is the gallon of lubes you usually try to promote? I don't see her ears, which should be made visible since you labelled her a pachyderm? I need more info about this lovely innocent character.


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RenderPretender In reply to berseh [2018-06-16 14:41:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL.  You're too funny.

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Mr-G-Modder [2018-06-16 10:22:17 +0000 UTC]

A visual representation of what happened to my mind after seeing this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh9…

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RenderPretender In reply to Mr-G-Modder [2018-06-16 14:41:04 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!

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MirrorKhaos [2018-06-16 09:24:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad to see the duck  , got his Pink Pachyderm 

Now excuse me I need to rinse my eyes and find which sexy magic user does the best value mind-wipes.

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devduck01 In reply to MirrorKhaos [2018-06-16 10:21:08 +0000 UTC]

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RenderPretender In reply to MirrorKhaos [2018-06-16 10:12:02 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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bob-warden [2018-06-16 09:15:44 +0000 UTC]

Well, there's one heroine who's certain to make villains nervous and run away!

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RenderPretender In reply to bob-warden [2018-06-16 10:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Except black villains.  Black guys in America like this, a lot.

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bob-warden In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 14:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Well, I guess no heroine is completely safe.

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RenderPretender In reply to bob-warden [2018-06-16 14:41:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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bob-warden In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-17 09:00:55 +0000 UTC]

Still, they would need a lot of rope to keep her down.

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Soolz [2018-06-16 07:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Damn, would need a wider screen to fully see her.

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RenderPretender In reply to Soolz [2018-06-16 10:12:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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devduck01 [2018-06-16 06:16:32 +0000 UTC]

OMIG...she is...beautiful   

It my be cancelled but it remains a classic.

This image is not only a testament to your artistic skills, but also an endorsement on the strength of modern fabrics...

This Duck dared to dream...and you made it happen

You can't get rid of me now   

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RenderPretender In reply to devduck01 [2018-06-16 10:13:08 +0000 UTC]



Glad you like it.

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devduck01 In reply to RenderPretender [2018-06-16 10:16:55 +0000 UTC]

I do...and I am sure everyone else does too

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