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Published: 2012-03-18 06:18:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 94905; Favourites: 3005; Downloads: 629
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i have no appropriate words to express.(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)
edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often
edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page
thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahahedit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)
edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)
edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])
edit V: *burp*
edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
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*scarred* laughing my head off, this is hilarious!
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thank you! i hope you head is in a better state than the finger
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How did you make the one finger look like it was cut in half?
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i colored it in with marker. that's gotta be healthy.
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Oh okay ^-^ and you have made the cutest artworks! Keep up the good work m'am
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Lol that is epic. !!!!
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How in the world would this be used to lecture people on loans? That just does not compute in my head.
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i can't even--i had no idea what was going on. it was something about losing an arm or leg or some appendage. maybe a head.
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Maybe to buy said something would cost you an arm and a leg, but getting a loan would ease the burden of such a big purchase. Just a guess, though.
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Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week!
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hahahah i can imagine that
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wooaah. thats disappointing.
hopefully its some kid who isnt fully aware of dA plagiarism.
or else i'm gonna bust their ass up...or something like that..
anyways, thanks. i left them a sarcastic comment C:
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you're welcome, babe. She has a few deviations that I noticed from other places. needs to be reported.
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if i had a sword, i would knight you.
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damn. i've always wanted to be knighted.
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i would love to.
but my sword is at the shop and my queenly granny panties are in the wash.
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wrong place, wrong time. .____.
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i knowww. it makes me wanna facepalm my face off.
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I thought you actually cut your finger off. Then I saw how flat the cut was and thought "Photoshop". Then I saw a bit of gloss and thought "black paint". Whew. Then I could half and appreciate the gag.
And after I typed that up, I looked up and saw the pinky finger "head" got EATEN
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HAHAHAHAH oh my god that is hilarious. props, man
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I like the one without its finger head thingy!! XD
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haha thanks! your icon is beautiful.
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