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Published: 2012-03-18 06:18:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 94909; Favourites: 3005; Downloads: 629
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Description i have no appropriate words to express.

(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)

edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often

edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahah

edit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)

edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)

edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])

edit V: *burp*

edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
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Comments: 528

reztips In reply to ??? [2012-04-13 00:24:33 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD

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CandyTwister In reply to ??? [2012-04-08 11:33:25 +0000 UTC]

This is hilRIOUS!!! How do you do it?

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reztips In reply to CandyTwister [2012-04-09 01:31:30 +0000 UTC]

oh i hired some fingers, slapped 50 lbs of makeup on them, then had them pose....THEN CHOPPED OFF THE HEAD OF ONE OF THEM MUA HA HA HAH AH AH HA HA HAH H AH AHHA HAHHAHCGSDFGHJSKFHG--say no to drugs, kids

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CandyTwister In reply to reztips [2012-04-09 08:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! Wai- wut?

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reztips In reply to CandyTwister [2012-04-13 00:24:49 +0000 UTC]

hehheheheh

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bitnotgood7437 In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 15:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, this is great. Totally brilliant xD

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reztips In reply to bitnotgood7437 [2012-04-03 23:33:34 +0000 UTC]

why spank you C:

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Marcelo-D In reply to reztips [2012-04-10 02:38:16 +0000 UTC]

ouh kinky.. O:

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reztips In reply to Marcelo-D [2012-04-13 00:29:07 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

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vickitoria513 [2012-04-03 04:51:00 +0000 UTC]

I GET IT NOW!!!!! The one with the phone is calling 911 cuz the one eating bit the other guys head off and the other other guy is screaming cuz the one eating ate the other guys head!!!!!!!! I AM A SMARTICLE PARTICLE!!!!

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reztips In reply to vickitoria513 [2012-04-03 23:35:32 +0000 UTC]

YOU SO SMARTICLE PARTICLES, DUDE

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m4a44 In reply to ??? [2012-03-30 03:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha! Can't believe I'm only finding this now ^_^

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reztips In reply to m4a44 [2012-03-30 03:38:29 +0000 UTC]

hahahah CX

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GiantTabby [2012-03-29 23:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious

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reztips In reply to GiantTabby [2012-03-30 03:38:39 +0000 UTC]

spanks C:

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B31Photography In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 11:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Now I understand why some people have the tip of there finger missing!!
Awesome

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reztips In reply to B31Photography [2012-03-30 03:38:52 +0000 UTC]

oh this is the perfect explanation CX

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B31Photography In reply to reztips [2012-03-30 11:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Kinda works for me

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reztips In reply to B31Photography [2012-03-31 04:47:12 +0000 UTC]

hahah--that is scary, man.

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B31Photography In reply to reztips [2012-04-05 19:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Keep the gloves on and I'm sure things will be just fine

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reztips In reply to B31Photography [2012-04-06 04:39:38 +0000 UTC]

i wonder if they make 4 1/2-finger gloves

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eternal-night6655321 In reply to ??? [2012-03-27 21:35:07 +0000 UTC]

The one eating made me laugh so hard lol

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reztips In reply to eternal-night6655321 [2012-03-27 21:56:03 +0000 UTC]

heheheheh i doubt the index finger was laughing much XD

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Nicoleisspiecal In reply to ??? [2012-03-26 23:37:55 +0000 UTC]

:Star!: eace:

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GlassLipsFullOfLies [2012-03-25 23:57:19 +0000 UTC]

reddit brought me to this just now.... you go man

and over 64,000 views.

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reztips In reply to GlassLipsFullOfLies [2012-03-26 03:50:12 +0000 UTC]

I'M A LADY.
i think.
and thanks.
go reddit.
CX

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GlassLipsFullOfLies In reply to reztips [2012-03-26 19:50:58 +0000 UTC]

same diff. sorry if i accidentally insulted you, tho.
haha, yeah! reddit's r/funny is amazing

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reztips In reply to GlassLipsFullOfLies [2012-03-26 22:51:14 +0000 UTC]

hahah no offense taken!
i annoy my friends with the same words XD

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GlassLipsFullOfLies In reply to reztips [2012-03-26 22:58:54 +0000 UTC]

whew, ok.

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reztips In reply to GlassLipsFullOfLies [2012-03-26 23:43:15 +0000 UTC]

haha no worries ^U^

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planet-rob2112 In reply to ??? [2012-03-25 15:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Edit--over 43,000 views.

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reztips In reply to planet-rob2112 [2012-03-25 17:59:10 +0000 UTC]

excuse my french, but HOLY SHIT CAKES.

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Cindacry In reply to ??? [2012-03-25 15:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Just incase you didn't know - this was posted on to reddit.com/r/funny :') So technically someone stole the link for karma....
But still, congrats on the views! it made me gigglw ^^

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reztips In reply to Cindacry [2012-03-25 18:01:12 +0000 UTC]

oh hahahahah thanks!

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JesusFan13 In reply to ??? [2012-03-25 05:39:37 +0000 UTC]

At first I thought it said "Hello, all" then my mind slowly pieced that it said 911. I feel slow

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reztips In reply to JesusFan13 [2012-03-25 06:30:00 +0000 UTC]

hahah you are probably not alone, slow poke.

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JesusFan13 In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 21:10:40 +0000 UTC]

you don't have to agree that I'm slow
PS the picture is really funny

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reztips In reply to JesusFan13 [2012-03-26 03:51:15 +0000 UTC]

hahah i'm kidding!
and thank you

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demonicangelkk In reply to ??? [2012-03-25 04:15:10 +0000 UTC]

INSTANT KARMA! ◕‿◕

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reztips In reply to demonicangelkk [2012-03-25 04:29:01 +0000 UTC]

oh totally

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demonicangelkk In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 04:52:39 +0000 UTC]

the narwhal bacons at midnight

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Swag-Thomas-Stroker In reply to demonicangelkk [2012-03-25 09:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it does friend.

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demonicangelkk In reply to Swag-Thomas-Stroker [2012-03-25 09:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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reztips In reply to demonicangelkk [2012-03-25 06:30:56 +0000 UTC]

i have no idea what that means but it sounds delicious.

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demonicangelkk In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 08:34:59 +0000 UTC]

oh. It's not of importance anyway. I like the ring and middle fingers faces though. It made me giggle.

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reztips In reply to demonicangelkk [2012-03-25 18:24:36 +0000 UTC]

hahaha GIGGLIN' ISH GUD.

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demonicangelkk In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 19:35:24 +0000 UTC]

teehee

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angle12of13death14 In reply to ??? [2012-03-25 03:26:42 +0000 UTC]

lol that funny and cute

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reztips In reply to angle12of13death14 [2012-03-25 04:29:10 +0000 UTC]

thanks C:

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angle12of13death14 In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 20:26:29 +0000 UTC]

no prob

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