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Ristay — Am I a Wizard Yet
Published: 2014-08-29 23:16:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 52430; Favourites: 197; Downloads: 153
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RIP Grandma, you magnificent woman you.
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08/07/19 Finally able to update my comics. Its been nice to finally be diagnosed with dyslexia and have learned better ways to catch my mistakes. Comics are all being uploaded again, some have to be resubmitted due to file errors, and finally new ones (there's a good amount I haven't shared here yet) are making their way here.For all my comics, follow me on Webtoons: www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/…
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Well that's one way to have fun with mercury poisoning.
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Except I never said it was froze. So yeah, no joke.
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~Are chu ok?!??!?!?!? I mean this was hilarious but are chu ok??!??!?!?! I know I shouldn't say if your ok yet I still do even when from what I read this shows chu are not ok....But it's still funny though.~
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I know you probably get this all the time, but your eyes are amazing!
Also comics are hilarious. Really love the style of artwork you use as well!
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That is the greatest sense of humor for that kind of stuff I've ever seen.
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What would they ever need to keep that much mercury for?
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Your mom is a million times more forgiving than I would be in her situation. 'Grew up in a different time' or not, that's a level of irresponsibility that could have and nearly did KILL you!
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YOUR EYES ARE SO COOL
Sorry about the momentary blindness nearly everyday
BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY
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oh my god! i laugh my ass of whenever i read this! xD All hail to the mother of metals!!! (i gotta get myself a t-shirt...)
i seriously love your comics, each and everyone of them!
You really remind me of one of my friends. as a kid she tried to breed snails. i don't know why she thought it would be a great idea to breed them in the fridge. in an open jar.
another day i recieved the following sms:
"i can't come to school today."
me: "why?"
she: "fell down off the closet."
apparently she searched for something and after she found it on top of the closet she was to lazy to climb down. so she slept on it. and in the next morning...well.
i would like to say she learned her lesson, but no. the exact same incident happened again two months later.
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ur prdy! i liky ur comics/storys mucho! hows olds r u chikin?
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I also played with mercury but it never did anything bad to me (that I know) and yes it's awesome!!! I still have a gar with mercury at home and I hope my kids don't find it!!
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I love these comics so much! You're the first one for a very long time to make me laugh out loud with a comic Please keep on doing them! Great job!
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As cool as your eyes look in that picture, I bet it doesn't feel all that cool does it?
Thank you for sharing your childhood misadventures! They really make me laugh.
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Consider yourself lucky, because mercury poisoning can be fatal! in a higher dose. I'm not joking! I guess you are suffering from Minamata as well, which doesn't have any cure / medicine to it. The mercury cannot go out from the human body for 20 or so years, and it mostly attack the kidneys and the liver. Your best bet is to "drink' some EDTA aka Ethylene Diamine Tetra Acetic, which can clean your body and maybe your brain out of the corroded heavy metals (though I have no idea where to obtain those, I only heard that it was tested on US Marines). Also, from the picture it is unclear to me which of your eyes has this pupil problem. Maybe you should also see a visionarist, if that could help.
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not sure which eye is blind tbh
made me crack up thank you for making my day
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For starters, your grandmother may be gangsta, but who keeps mercury around the place? I would like to see the whole mercury liquid to ball scene happening.
So that's why on your ID you have those eyes. I thought you had some sort of contacts to make the left one's pupil look bigger than it should. Oh jeez it sounds awful but kind of cool to tell people that you have a 'special ability'.
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where the heck can you get mercury like that from
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"Blind on both eyes", how is it? I mean, I know it probably sucks, what do you perceove? On reddit there was an AMA from a blind guy (his brother was typing for him) and someone asked what he sees, if he sees black or what, and he said he doesn't know because he has always been blind but he heard another blind person who has become blind saying "You see nothing, it's like trying to see from your elbow", it's kinda hard to imagine, would you say it's fitting or would you describe it in a different way?
I love your submissions, I'm gonna add you to the watch list, I found you on imgur, poop stained wall post, someone posted the deviantart and here I am
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I *winced* when I read that you handled mercury with your bare hands. You are insanely lucky to have walked away without anything worse happening. Still though, for something so dangerous you definitely told this story with a candid and funny attitude. That's no mean feat!
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Long time deviantart member, short time imgur user, but imgur was how I found this. Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing
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You may not be a wizard, but you sure make a funny superhero 
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That's one of the most awesome things ever... Once again, I love all your comics!
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I never, ever, ever get tired of your childhood stories.
These are just delightful.
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Okay you not a wizard, but rather the Master of Metals? That's even better!
Maybe you're not shooting fireballs, but you can go "Oh, you're wearing jewelry? How cute..."
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You're weird eye picture is really cool looking, even though it probably doesn't feel awesome for you.
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An automatically dilating eye? That's awesome/awful!
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The mercury poisoning does suck but the eye thing is incredibly awesome.
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My word. You have the most entertaining childhood I've ever seen. Also the most entertaining comics.
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Sorry to hear about the mercury poisoning, but hey, its an interesting story and I hope the long term affects aren't too serious.
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That is amazing and horrible at the same time. Keep making the best of it and try the line "Not now, my Lord! We must wait just a little longer!"
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